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So you’re in a relationship with a guy that you have luke warm feelings for? hmmm…….are you fucking kidding me? good enough isn’t good enough! the idea that not all people have experienced deep, true, epic love is mind blowingly sad to me! Let’s get you true love!
DON’T SETTLE: you shouldn’t be luke warm about a guy!!!! After a few dates you should know what he is to you. he’ll fall into one of the following categories: a guy who’s stupid, but has a big dick and you only want him for sex. or he’s cute, stylish, arm candy, totally whatevs.
or he’s a dude you might really like, but he’s super aloof with you and can barely reply to your texts and you just know he doesn’t like you. Which, HOPEFULLY, if you’re not like me-should be a turn off. OR, he’s a time filler/warm body. OR he’s a REALLY funny guy, but you should just be friends, cuz ultimately you’d be humiliated if you were seen in public together and mistaken as a couple. OR, he’s rebound dude/good kisser.
*** To me, the love of your life is this: He makes you nervous. you can’t stop thinking about him. you have 3 hour long phone conversations. he beats you (just kidding-wanna make sure you’re paying attention). He’s like medicine! you can’t stop talking about him. you can’t wait to see him again. you two wanna be together all the time. The sex is great. you love how he smells. you love how his skin feels. you love the way he thinks. He makes you laugh. you believe in him. All this should be MUTUAL! One sided will not work! However, it’s ok if there is a power shift from time to time. Who holds the cards will change-this keeps it sexy and interesting. If someone asks you if you’re crazy about him-if you even hesitate for a split second-it’s a lame dud waste of time and you just answered your own question. Walk the fuck away. Peace out! you just did both of yourselves a favor. your true love should make your life better. He should be a facilitator of dreams!


BOTTOM LINE: i think it’s sooo important to makeout with everyone, and have up close and personal pillow talk with cute and/or interesting dudes….but don’t get locked in! have an awesome fling, and then get the fuck outta there! you’re too sexy and young to get in a rut! no matter what your age or sexy factor! I’m serious. dead serious. fyi: i don’t mean to be a weirdo slut, but i think that flings are important because the essence of a person you get during a makeout, the side that you get to meet, the things that they say…are like priceless gems. you’re collecting intimate experiences. you’ve become an intimacy collector. and if you’re going to give up this aspect of yourself, if you’re going to give up this opportunity to share private moments with sexy dudes that could possibly resemble a member of the strokes circa 2001 or Michael pitt…..to be monogamous…..YOU BEST BE IN LOVE MUTHAH-FUCKAH! or else it’s not worth it!

24 Responses to “Are you FUCKING kidding me?”

  1. god, you’re amazing. i couldn’t agree more.


  2. jesus christ…this is perfect.


  3. could not agree with you more…going through this right now but man making the break-up is tough, tough, tough!


  4. That´s bullshit..no one is perfect and relantionships are suposed to be great but reckless too, insane but sane at the same time..wake up..enjoy life and try not to make rules for something that doesnt require Rules..


  5. Ed, I disagree. I think everything Alexi wrote makes perfect sense. Too many people settle for what they think is convenient or what makes sense—and love, if it’s real love, is not convenient or sensible. And I’m a cynical girl, but I believe in true love. I think it finds you and makes you a believer when it thinks you’re ready. If that makes me absolutely absurd and crazy, then I’m crazy. But I’m happy.


  6. after a three year relationship that was nothing but drama i went on to have way to many flings! i dont regret any of them but i didnt settle because i knew that the guy you describe above exists. He does and we are madly in love.


  7. Bea, do you really think dudes talk on the phone for 3 hours?no they dont,unless they´re gay. anyway for me true love is knowing,learnig,experience everything with.. respect each other´s flaws,love or kindness..whatever. i dont know, just be cool with eachother cause if you two met and it worked all right for a while why can it last? there´s no such thing has a perfect guy or girl..everyone is different.
    Mu advice is: do what you wanna do, when you want to do it..is the right thing to do
    Ps:”Forgive to be forgiven” – Luke 6:36-38
    By the way..I´m Boy


  8. oh..and the botton line…It´s just stupid..dont do it. its not cool to play with people´s feelings.


  9. ED you’ve obviously never really fallen for a girl and/or you’re a douche.


  10. Ed, I’m glad you’ve come to this blog. Read it and inform yourself, please.


  11. Just read “he’s not that into you” – very funny and informative. Pretty much preached the same message and I agree whole heartedly with both you and the book. I too love flings. And I take something precious from all of them – well with one or two exceptions! I am also super excited to fall in love again, its a rare and beautiful thing – who knows when that might be but I have no doubt it will come again so long as I’m not stuck in some luke warm relationship. So, my rather cheezy motto I’ve just come up with on the subject is “fling till you find love!”


  12. I totally agree with that! That’s the thing, I’m totally open to love too. I’m not desperate to be in a relationship. But I’m also excited about when,where,and how my next love will come from! I’m not bitter or jaded! Xo


  13. the passage on “true love” made me cry. so simple and so accurate…


  14. “Bea, do you really think dudes talk on the phone for 3 hours?no they dont,unless they´re gay”.
    Ed, honey, you’re reading a website called IMBOYCRAZY.com
    That’s a little gay of you.


  15. hey, Alexi! your blog is amazing! you look like my friends 🙂 i’m from Brazil actually… xo


  16. ed, you obviously haven’t been in love or well maybe in your eyes you have but to me your perception of love is weird! the reason it’s so obvious is the 3 hour phone call thing. all boys who have been in love have definitely had a 3 hour phone call or longer. but because boys being well.. boys, they don’t choose to add in this bit of information to their mates as it puts them down on the MANLY SCALE.


  17. IMALEXICRAZY I fucking love your blog & your mind, you are so great thank you for your advice


  18. Ive never been inlove, because ive never felt that way about anyone. Ive said “i love you” to someone i had lukewarm feelings for. maybe i shouldnt have. I just thought it was the right thing to do. now im older, I havent been in a relationship in two years, and im ready to be in love. that kind of love where you love them all the time, not just sometimes. People around me dont believe its possible. I do.
    thanks.
    ive been trying to tell them that forever.


  19. wow, reading this post I now see why this approach is critical mankinds wellness, thanks a lot! Thanks


  20. fuck i love this post. i want this tattooed on my brain forever.


  21. Damn, I’ve lived by this 100% since you first posted it. Completely changed the way I handle dating (for the better). Please give us more posts like this. I love you xo


  22. That’s funny, michael pitt is my downstairs neighbor.


  23. This is exactly what I needed to see/hear. Fuck. Yes.


  24. Hahahaha fuck thats so funny. You are amazing.


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