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Handicapped toilet stalls=treating yourself. now that you’ve taken my advice and are venturing out of the hot babe’s house, whose eyes you’d like to remain sexy in…..for public restrooms anywhere you can find one…i have another HOT TIP. When given the choice, and faced with an empty bathroom, ALWAYS choose the handicapped stall. It’s WAY more roomy and lush. Live a little. By choosing the more spacious stall, it’s your unconscious way of saying “I’m worth it. I matter. I deserve it.” One could also take the stance that it’s an ominous choice. that, in a way, you are manifesting the possibility of one day being handicapped yourself. oh pish posh! I’m a believer in dreaming up your reality and manifesting your destiny/creating what you conjure up in your minds eye-but come on! you gotta draw the line somewhere, and a palatial toilet stall is where I’m drawing it. Now, just for the record- I’d like to remind everyone that women DON’T go to the bathroom. We don’t do anything gross at all. This stall is to be used as an area to text, snort cocaine/powdered drugs, shop lift, and put on your makeup- away from the droves of commoners. YOU deserve this. It is your destiny. If you are reading this blog-it means that you are better! Go! be great! I love you!
really? i’ve often found that handicapped = piss all over seat/floor
hey alexi!
i’m starting to read all your post from beginning to end (the current ones)!!!
I do love using the handicapped toilets every now and then, your right it does feel awesome….but my biggest worry is that one day I’ll be using it and come out all happy I had a fairly pleasant experience after pampering my self-esteem and then BAM! A not-so-happy (old…even worse!)woman in a wheelchair is waiting and sees me WALKING out the door with a big smile on my face.
HOW EMBARSSING WOULD THAT BE?….and slightly hilarious