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41. never wear ugg boots. Apparently girls didn’t get this memo 7 years ago. MAYBE when you’re in Malibu, and even then it’s sketch. Maybe on a ski trip around the lodge, but not out and about at sundance! perhaps to a movie/TV set in the morning, cuz you’re gonna change into your wardrobe anyways! have you given any thought to moccasin boots: the healthy alternative to ugg boots? 

42. never, I repeat NEVER leave reading material in the bathroom! What the fuck kind of game are you trying to run here? Unacceptable!

43. always dress cool! That way, no matter what comes up, you’re ready to go! that includes cute undies too! just in case you get in a car accident and the ambulance driver or EMT is a stud! 

44. you never have someone in the palm of your hand! So don’t take people for granted or let people take you for granted!

45. social anxiety happens when you’re not supposed to be where you are! So keep the fuck away from those creeps! Or develop a higher opinion of yourself, so anywhere you are is the place to be!

46. when you begin a relationship, you aren’t allowed to gain any weight! Sorry. you’ve set the standard! you are now ONLY allowed to improve. ie: lose weight, develop better style, improve skin condition, get a cooler haircut/color, increase size of bank account. Otherwise your significant other TOTALLY has the right to break up with you via text and text alone! So work it out fatso! Peace!

47. for the dudes and the gross girls: don’t pick your nose! Especially in your car. The definition of automobile is not: machine that makes you invisible. People can see you.

48. it’s ‘BY ACCIDENT’, not ‘ON ACCIDENT’.  proper example: “he hit her BY accident.”

49. being scared and being nervous are choices! So just say NO and do not engage in these life debilitating/crippling choices!

50. don’t bite your nails! Get a manicure and grow into the woman or gay man you are meant to be!

By: boycrazy on January 20, 2009
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10 Responses to “The blind leading the blind PART 5:”

  1. matt, on January 20th, 2009 at 3:14 pm Said:

    still totally not getting the car thing.


  2. cecil hudsmith, on January 21st, 2009 at 12:07 am Said:

    number 46 very much upset me…


  3. gwen, on January 21st, 2009 at 1:29 pm Said:

    settin shit straight! hallelujah.


  4. Anonymous, on January 29th, 2009 at 2:28 pm Said:

    you are a turkey. sorry!


  5. Anonymous, on January 30th, 2009 at 7:10 pm Said:

    #46 — fuck you


  6. Sheila, on September 10th, 2009 at 12:58 pm Said:

    Seriously though I agree with #46. Come on, you can’t lie, being physically attractive is what made them want to get to you like you in the first place. Keep it up! Men get distracted easily. And they should do it for you too!


  7. tammy, on September 25th, 2009 at 8:39 pm Said:

    thank you thank you thank you for mentioning #48! that shit drives me craaazy!!


  8. elle, on March 24th, 2010 at 6:28 pm Said:

    seriously, guys? who gets angry over the internet anymore? I thought it was funny.


  9. Justine, on July 30th, 2010 at 8:51 am Said:

    Living in Canada makes not wearing ugg boots very difficult.


  10. uhren replica, on November 18th, 2010 at 12:07 am Said:

    Thank you for you post!it is so wonderful!


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