a shoulder to cry on:

here’s something i DON’T recommend, being super pms’y (which always leads me to being super needy) around a dude who is not my boyfriend! exhibit a and b:

Advice from NATE: from alexi wasser on Vimeo.

Advice from Nate – PART 2: from alexi wasser on Vimeo.

By: boycrazy on February 11, 2009
Tags: dude of the day, videos
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from me to you:

boycrazy speaks: from alexi wasser on Vimeo.

Look, it’s me!:

By: boycrazy on February 10, 2009
Tags: alexi wasser, control, i like boys, interactive dating, joy division, videos
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chatting with barnaby:

so, a lot is going on. i’m trying to write this boycrazy blog, interview dudes and keep up with contributing to interview magazine.com. not to mention, keeping up with the job i do that actually pays me. i have lots of interviews scheduled with super cute boys AND epic stories/rants planned.

BUT TODAY, i give you barnaby. he has his own blog, he’s english, witty, tall, and looks like the dude from the kooks. i’m working on coming up with better questions for the boys, so this interview with barnaby goes a bit beyond the typical “what do you love/hate about girls) rigamorole!

ps: this has absolutely nothing to do with anything, BUT- if you live near a Victoria’s secret, get your ass down there! i don’t know who the fuck is designing for them now…but it’s crazers! i just spent $300 on some awesome matching bras and undies/panties. it’s outta control over there.

pps: have them fit you. as women, we are constantly fluctuating-body wise, so ask to be refit! it’s the thing to do. plus you get to show a complete stranger your boobies…and that’s always rad!

chatting with barnaby: from alexi wasser on Vimeo.

chatting with barnaby 2: from alexi wasser on Vimeo.

By: boycrazy on February 9, 2009
Tags: barnaby slater, dude of the day, i'm tipsy, imboycrazy, proof reading after grammy party, videos
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boycrazy at family PART 4:

the romantic:

boycrazy at family – the romantic: from alexi wasser on Vimeo.

the casual guy:

By: boycrazy on February 6, 2009
Tags: dude of the day, videos
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boycrazy at family PART 3:

The fashionable skater dude! he walked past the store and i waved him in! he had so much energy, it was infectious! see how many different, neato choices you have for boys to make out with? and they’re all around us, every day! these are just dudes i caught at 1 store on 1 day! so, open your goddamn eyes! boys are only scary if you let them be scary! thank god i have this blog as a buffer so i can get in there! it’s like a key to the lions den. you’re welcome!

By: boycrazy on February 5, 2009
Tags: dude of the day, videos
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valentine’s wishes and birthday fantasies:

If i had birthdays, which i don’t, but let’s face it-i DO: it would be next week on Wednesday February 11. my birthday is tricky because it’s super crazy close to valentine’s day. so this can be stressful, IF I’m even dating a guy around this time. so to make things easy for the lucky dude who ends up inside me on one or both of those days, let me break it down.

MY IDEAL BEST BIRTHDAY/VALENTINE’S DAY/WEEK EVER!:

General goal for everyday this week- I wake up well rested, with no crazy grand expectations and in the best mood ever. I put on a super casual, but very nice, brand new outfit and black thin strap havianas (it’s ok for girls to wear flip flops). i go on a long walk, have lunch at m cafe, dinner at m cafe, do karaoke (this might be too hectic though), have sex 4 to 6 times a day. Oral sex and an orgasm count if the dude is only able to fuck me 3 times. But I will need full penetration at LEAST three times.

A movie or two at the arclight. (all of this is paid for by the dude, with absolutely no complaints…ok, he can be silly about my financial expectations of him. as long as we’re cuddling, kissing in public, holding hands etc.)

I’d like to have a general childlike glee the ENTIRE week. even if the said dude is working during the day, I’d still like to cuddle and wrestle. lots of tickling, laughing (natural- NOT forced) and maybe walk around holding hands to whole foods at night. or at least wrestling and laughing while having intimate chats about life, friends, and whatever is in each other’s head! i love talking, a lot of men don’t. during MY week, I’d like the talky side of the dude to be shown! it’s in there! let it out! you’ll feel better.

so, again, just to make it simple:

Wednesday night-dinner at m AND movie.

Friday night: dinner at m cafe, we can play scrabble if you want to.(oh whoops, if you’re working-scrabble at m can be moved to Saturday).i WILL eat desserts on this scrabble sesh night. ONLY desserts from m, cuz they’re vegan and it’s valentines. however, let’s both not eat too much, cuz i don’t want the possibility of candlelit sex with music on in the background to be ruined.

please make sure your place is not a cesspool. i am a woman. i am sexy. i wanna give and get head. don’t ruin my week. please pretend you like giving head as much as i like giving it AND getting it. personally, i think it’s unfair to only go down on a girl via 69. it makes you seem selfish. I’m NOT ruling out the 69, i love it. i just want you to go down on me the old fashioned way too! and with me above you, as this is an awesome arm workout for me. and then, we’ll totally get to the 69. after all, let’s face it, I’m a dirty bitch. who said that? not me. yes,ok,it was me. what?!

i also love white roses, red roses, tulips. use your imagination, but don’t get me anything but what i just mentioned. no chocolates. trying to get me fat and upset my stomach will not make me love you. on Saturday and Sunday, a bike ride could be fun. and a walk to 3rd st promenade holding hands, arms intertwined, chasing each other, laughing, smiling really big! again, very kid like and childhood’esque. oh yeah, make sure your car isn’t all sticky and sandy and gross. if it’s as spotless as your house SHOULD be, we can have sex in your car too. i bought a lot of sexy lingerie. garters, black lace, peach lace. I’m gonna be set and sexy. so don’t fuck this up. it wouldn’t kill you to wear a slick outfit either(adios sweatshirts).and please bathe, cuz it’s gonna get nasty.

also, validate my neurosis in case i happen to feel weak that day. reassure me. love me. let me know what you THINK i know. cuz i probably don’t! I’m a messed up woman. why the fuck do you think i have a blog called “imboycrazy”? i have daddy issues (me and a million other girls)BOO HOO ME! WAHHH! BARF! BUT, this doesn’t mean these issues don’t affect me. but ultimately, I’m VERY happy!! again, DON’T fuck that up for me. did i mention this is my week? cuz it is.

so, yeah, like i said, a walk around 3rd st promenade? Coffee at Starbucks like 3 times! some serious movies. some light movies, just to be casual- i.e. “He’s just not that into u” and some others. Maybe a scary movie. “shopaholic” on valentines day? isla fisher is very likable. so there you go. are you as excited as i am? xo

By: boycrazy on February 4, 2009
Tags: alexi wasser, long walks, mikey p, mutual masturbation, privates, steven allen
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boycrazy at family PART 2:

I call these dudes “the thinkers”, cuz they’re all ‘thinky’ and stuff. see for yourself.

THE THINKER: from alexi wasser on Vimeo.

the first boy is danny. he’s adorable, stylish, thinks deeply, and look at his hair! a treasure.

THE THINKER 2: from alexi wasser on Vimeo.

i never did catch this second dude’s name. and i think that was fine with him. did i try to delve to deep? well, i’m just happy he said yes to an interview and was wearing salmon colored plaid. xo

By: boycrazy on February 3, 2009
Tags: crimes of passion, danny gabai, debbie does dallas, dude of the day, facebook chats with people you've never met and probably shouldn't be talking to, FAMILY bookstore, guy ritchie, videos
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boycrazy at family part 1:

So, it was Saturday. i had a long chat with a girlfriend about my life and my feelings and all that, went to trader joes and then i was at a standstill. how was i gonna spend the rest of my Saturday? there were so many possibilities! the weather was nice enough to go on a walk, but i had this overwhelming urge to stalk my friend NATE, who works at FAMILY- a totally hip store on Fairfax where cute dudes often hang out! so that’s what i did! i hung out there ALL FUCKING DAY! at one point, i remember saying “whew, I’m all tuckered out, mind if i use your chair?” and i sat behind NATE while he rung people up. i greeted people like a champ when they walked in. and when i saw a cute boy, i quickly gave him a sticker and asked to take him in the back room to do a quick video sesh. this entire week is dedicated/reserved for all the dudes i picked up,trolled, scoped, caught, met (whatever you wanna call it) at FAMILY….all on one glorious Saturday.

boycrazy at family – the bad boy: from alexi wasser on Vimeo.

i call this dude “the bad boy.” cuz he seems kinda aggro in the sexiest “I’m gonna fuck you in a broom closet at the mall.” kinda way. he probably hates malls. who knows? who cares? he’s a babe! just watch the video….and the many more to come…ALL THIS WEEK! xo

By: boycrazy on February 2, 2009
Tags: dude of the day, videos
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