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hey ASSHOLES, are you on BROSLIST YET???
what’s BROSLIST? it’s only the COOLEST/NEWEST/SOCIAL NETWORKING SITE!
it’s a craigslist/myspace/facebook hybrid, with a sense of humor and taste!
a social networking site AND a classified website that enables surfers to buy, sell and trade used surf gear, find cheap places to stay all over the world, get rides to the beach and land work. even the profile questions are more fun than facebook and myspace!
It’s free to sign up, it takes 5 minutes to create your ‘Brofile’ – which can double as a private surf shop, let you post pics/videos or just help you reconnect with that girl or dude you met on the beach and fucked on a sandy rock or whatevs!
use the site, share it with ALL your bros, make friends, troll for hot/chiseled/hard as a rock-surfer babes! I’M SERIOUS, it’s all hot dudes! SUPER dude heavy! i CAN’T stress that enough!
hot, fit, sexy dudes….who probably ALL have big dicks. let’s face it, they’re not cocky for NO reason you dirty whores!
make me proud and start prowling for surfer/beach/Malibu babes now! I DID and i’ve been hit on by some super rad dudes already! yayzers!
these dudes are legit too; fit, toned, have jobs and a mode of transportation….. OTHER than their surfboards! cowabunga!
it’s new, so start bragging to all your lame ass friends about how cool and ahead of the curve you are and how stupid they are for not being down with the future of the internet!