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the other night I went on a date with a dude. we met up at real food daily; a vegan restaurant on la cienega. I still prefer m cafe-but whatevs! I’m not gonna slit my wrists or anything. I just LOVE it when straight dudes like to eat healthy! We finished our food, and I got in his car so we could drive to erewhon market to get dessert. we sat outside sharing raw vegan ice cream and a piece of cake (it was actually pie, but i think the word cake is so much cuter) and continued our hangout sesh. we liked eachother. i just know it. 


We got BACK in his car and headed towards RFD- where MY car waited. but somehow we ended up in the parking lot of norms; a coffee shop up the street from RFD. We sat in silence looking at eachother. he leaned in. I leaned in, tilted my head to the right and we kissed. 

All I could think was “oh my god, it’s like 11th grade all over again!” And “wait a minute, this parking lot is WAY too bright to have sex.” And “oh shit, am I about to get finger banged? Do people still do that? Am I ready to backtrack like that? Are his fingernails encrusted in filth? Did he wash his hands? Do I really want to be associated with finger banging at this point in my life? It’s 2009 for gods sake! Oh fuck it, fuck it. This dude can finger bang the shit outta me if he wants! Tonight I will be the mayor of finger banged city.” FYI: This was all going on in the privacy of my mind! What a horrible phrase btw: ‘finger bang’. I’m writing it over and over just to free myself of any power it might have to make me feel uncomfortable or low brow.

all this internal jibber jabber, and the dude totally did NOT even put his finger in my privates! INSTEAD, the dude and I kept kissing. sometimes hard and fast. sometimes very slow and soft. ALWAYS charged with meaning. It’s like I was feeling lips for the first time. Hyper aware of what it feels like to kiss. it was as dirty as sex. revealing and vulnerable. this ‘sensual’(gag) kissing required time to be taken and technique. Thank god I slowed down and stopped being as rough and passionate as i CAN be, or else i would have missed the entire experience! i can be soft and tender too! 

Yuck, this post is even grossing ME out. HOW are YOU guys doing? hang in there. We stopped kissing, looked at eachother, and said nothing. he started the car and pulled into another empty lot across the street. but this lot was dark enough to be naughty in. 

He got on top of me, and well…..did lots of stuff. he did ALL the BEST stuff. but the point of the story is this: I couldn’t believe how conducive his car was for EPIC f**king! It was a Subaru. who knew? understated. reliable. disguising itself as a family car. close to the ground. Wide enough not to feel claustrophobic. cushy leather seats, plush against my skin. plenty of things to grip onto, allowing me to switch it up and hold myself in various positions. What a night! What a date! And what a car! i love you.

25 Responses to “sex in a subaru:”

  1. Was it your first date with him? just wondering….


  2. Gotta get me a Subaru!!


  3. Who gives a shit if it was her first date? She got what she wanted, and thats what it’s about.


  4. how many positions ca you do in a subaru?! I can only think of 2 and a 1/2..:S xoxo


  5. do you work for subaru??? cause i’m sold


  6. sounds like an incredibly successful evening. i feel like all my subaru-owning friends need to see this entry and applaud you. :)


  7. out of curiosity, do people you date know about your blog? i mean, isn’t it awkward if they do? this is why i could never have a non-anonymous blog.

    p.s. i love you


  8. shit, my mom has a subaru D:


  9. congratulations


  10. Your most recent posts have been riddled with James Ransone pictures.
    PLEASE tell me that’s who you fucked in a Subaru, that would be epic, in which case I’d congratulate you.


  11. it was not a first date. it was not pj.


  12. haha makes me think of this

    http://www.designsdelight.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/vintage-ads-1970.jpg


  13. Lovely, congratulations!

    Please tell me where that picture was from.


  14. Was it a forester? I love that model


  15. omg, talk about a wonderful night ..


  16. Ken Park!


  17. ive finally moved on from my ex… not far though, as his friend has caught my interest and apparently ive caught his as well! (reading this blog has let me see the light in moving on to new sexy adventures) and wow! it just so happens this new dude is a subaru owner :) im excited


  18. I just seen this blog and it reminded me of the first time I had sex in my Subaru. good times, good times!


  19. I just seen this blog and it reminded me of the first time I had sex in my Subaru. good times, good times!


  20. I have had several memorable moments in my leather-seated subaru forester. Emergency sex with a long-distance lover: we couldn’t wait to get home. The backseat is big enough. But an hour before her departure, the daylight airport parking lot wayback seats-down fuck, disguised only by thickly humid window steam… that was the best. The perfect song for this situation:


  21. hah! every part of this blog (minus the sex part) reminded me of highschool. if cars could talk, oh the makeout/finger banging stories it would share!


  22. Thats one of that post which it is worth to bookmark. Truly good post.


  23. You just had a lovely experience naughty and safe, for sure. I’m always loving having sex in the car, only that I don’t have a subaru and not even my boyfriend. We both have sport cars, that are not so comfortable.


  24. I am new to all of this, by the way. Just wanted to point out a few things (not sure if you will ever read this or not). A. Do women have the mental self-talk that you just describe. If they do it puts me more at ease; B. Why do you think they call it a, “family car”, if they don’t expect you to make a family in it?; C. It doesn’t really matter whether or not you say that you are grossed out about the finer points of love making/intercourse/sex. If you are into it then you are seeking the fulfillment of all of your senses and not just the “quickie”. Though the “quickie” is not to be dismissed as bad or less effective, it does have it’s place. I am just glad that you described the joy of the simple exploration kiss. This, as a part of foreplay, can be a very powerful tool for heightening your senses for what is about to happen next. I would also like to say… well… damn, you write very well. Impressive.


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