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So it FINALLY happened! I wrangled mark ‘the cobrasnake’ hunter to do an interview with me! He’s constantly on the go, a citizen of the world, and I finally caught him in one spot! I mean, the dude’s been near Karl Lagerfeld! That’s gotta mean SOMETHING to SOMEONE! HE doesn’t read my blog, but I think his MOM does….which is even BETTER!

Not only is he topless, but he’s laying in a hammock! a hammock! he never even got up! not once. he’s a pro. I love men with hairy chests, and mark totally qualifies. But more than his hairy-ness, I LOVE that he’s such a go-getter, dresses like Richard Simmons and doesn’t give a fuck! he’s like a cute little cuddly bear you could make out with for days and eat a bowl of cereal with! Plus I hear he’s awesome in the sack! The dude even loves his family, and sees them all the time! Yeah: the best of BOTH worlds! You’re welcome!

Watch us talk about MY boobs, anal sex, and dating! Does it get any better?! Maybe! but this shit is pretty great too! Enjoy. I love you.

ps: watch out Steve Aoki, you’re next!


19 Responses to “mark ‘THE COBRASNAKE’ hunter (PART 1):”

  1. wow, i used to think he was kind of a douch bag, but now I’m slightly turned on by him!


  2. wow, i used to think he was kind of a douch bag, but now I’m slightly turned on by him!


  3. i love him.


  4. Oh my god! Who is this guy? I’m in love. I love his voice. I want to jump on top of him. Perfect angle to shoot the interview, Alexi.

    (I love Karl Lagerfeld too! It means something to me, Alexi!)


  5. Oh my god! Who is this guy? I’m in love. I love his voice. I want to jump on top of him. Perfect angle to shoot the interview, Alexi.

    (I love Karl Lagerfeld too! It means something to me, Alexi!)


  6. I wouldn’t go for him, but this interview has changed my opinion of him..never got to hear him talk, he seems like a nice guy.


  7. Alexi, you’re a goddamned genius. You expose the reality of young men today, that is, their laziness, egotism, and general lack of a decent upbringing, all the while letting them think that you actually admire them and think they are cool. Keep it up! I love you!


  8. sarah, she ACTUALLY does admire them and think they are cool. have you even read this blog?


  9. He deserves every cool thing that has ever happened for him.


  10. He’ll be completely bald at 25. That might work for him too.


  11. dude, the guy seems fun. like i’d like to hang out and drink cheap beer with him on a 100 year old wagon in las vegas but this interview was a bit off for me. no offense imboycrazy, well you did a good job in the beginning asking ‘imboy crazy’ type questions? but when you mentioned something like “do you like girls with their legs spread out it was a bit like trying to be too humorous but not really kind-of-thing? But yes, cool dude that takes cool pictures=good job making the interview happen !!


  12. wow, i sound like an asshole, disregard my comment above,sorry alexi !xo.


  13. I love his voice and the fact that he likes girls with no boobs ‘sometimes’ because I have no boobs ‘most of the time’ and it made me feel better about myself in some weird like creepy way


  14. […] HOPEFULLY,  you saw part one YESTERDAY! well, here’s part 2 assholes! I actually PREFER part 2. It gets a bit looser. we […]


  15. you are probably the shittest person ever. you throw yourself at everyone and noone reciprocates. you’re so insanely insecure and your not even pretty. your loud and obnoxious and your burning all your bridges. slut


  16. Anonymous are you for reals? Did you know that there is actually a tear in the matrix, a difference between real life and virtual life, a play with ‘persona’ that can allow someone access to different sides of the people they interview, and in the process be quite telling about said interviewees. Yr simple minded negativity in assessing alexi and her blog means you probably have a pretty bummer life, and maybe hate women?


  17. pfft! 19 going on 44.

    he reminds me of the critic. great show.


  18. what a sweetheart he’s adorable


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