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hey alexi!

it’s god! i know you’re like TOTALLY not religious or whatevs, but (in celebration of the day you were born) i just thought I’d drop you a line and say happy birthday! i heard you wanted some stuff! let me double check; is this your most up to date wish-list?

1. fluffy white bath robe and towels that make you feel all diva fancy, like Bette midler/Cher/and Madonna combined.

2. a brand new car that would make people forget you were ever capable of owning a scion. yes, i know: NOT the box shaped on, the WASHING MACHINE shaped one!

3. a personal trainer five days a week!

4. a deep tissue massage. but not the scary kind where a mini, mean lady actually WALKS on your back! too scary!

5. a manicure and pedicure.

6. a day at the Olympic spa – steaming and reading.

7. dinner at mozza, nobu Malibu, sushi Ike, cliffs edge, pace, park sushi, matsuhisa, il sole, madeo’s, chateau, pacific dining car. (NOT all on the same night!)

8. lunch at m cafe, m cafe, and m cafe.

9. lattes and coffee ALL THE TIME.

10. a yoga class and hike with Nate.

11. hanging out with Nate at family.

12. a facial (not THAT kind) at raya skincare: with the works! deep cleaning facial with extractions + microdermabrasion + oxygen facial.

13. a deep peel or laser treatment at dermo.

14. an unlimited shopping spree at opening ceremony, confederacy, barneys, Fred segal, Chanel, American rag, and apc.

15. a romantic date with a gorgeous guy during which you laugh, are happy, super attracted to each other, have amazing conversation, and fantastic sexxx!

16. all your good dreams coming true!

17. a years supply from an organic fresh food meal delivery service! hollah! livin’ like a baller!

18. brand new blackberry with video AND photo capability.

19. a classic tailored burberry trench-coat.

20. more banner ads on your site from companies you love and respect.

21. a trip to NYC to visit friends and bacaro!

22. a weekend ski trip.

23. a weekend trip to Santa Barbara/big sur/Vegas/Berlin/Venice/Rome.

24. a trip to we care spa.

25. world peace.

wow, what a list you greedy bitch! (except for the world peace part).

well, at least i know that if you don’t get any of it, you’re happy with your life/you love your friends/and you enjoy writing this stupid blog…even if nobody reads it/cares/or even likes you! but I’ll send what i can to:

alexi wasser

po box 480876

la ca 90048

lots of love,

GOD: the original boy to be crazy about!

By: boycrazy on February 11, 2010
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42 Responses to “happy birthday to me:”

  1. Suzzy, on February 11th, 2010 at 1:12 am Said:

    Feliz Cumpleaños!

    suzzy<3


  2. le chloë-sofie, on February 11th, 2010 at 1:16 am Said:

    parabéns!!! feliz aniversário!!! =D we ♥ you!


  3. swingsandskateboards, on February 11th, 2010 at 2:00 am Said:

    Happy birthday! You inspire me xx

    PS LOVE the obligatory baguette!


  4. dannyciffe, on February 11th, 2010 at 2:05 am Said:

    Happy Birthday you sexy elf!
    bighug&kiss
    xoxo


  5. Zac, on February 11th, 2010 at 2:18 am Said:

    Happy Birthday Alexi! Here is a video just for you on your special day!


  6. Rebecca, on February 11th, 2010 at 3:46 am Said:

    all things a boy can buy you?
    happy birthday


  7. shimmer, on February 11th, 2010 at 3:53 am Said:

    today mandela was freed


  8. Joy, on February 11th, 2010 at 6:36 am Said:

    Happy B-day Alexi!!

    LOVE your blog!!

    X


  9. Ellen, on February 11th, 2010 at 7:30 am Said:

    Mani, pedi, Blackberry, yoga, personal trainer, deep tissue massage, facial, massive amounts of sushi, lattes…we are definitely kindred spirits. I’d settle for any one, er, FIVE of those things right now! Happy bday girl.

    http://www.firednfabulous.blogspot.com/


  10. Jonathan scott, on February 11th, 2010 at 7:57 am Said:

    Alexi!

    I love you! You’re so funny!
    You inspire me and make me totally happy when I’m in a bad mood or bored. You’re the best and totally creative.

    If you ever get a moment in your awesome life, check out my blog! I’m totally girl crazy!

    Love you.
    Jonn

    jonngan.blogspot.com


  11. Kaitlin, on February 11th, 2010 at 8:07 am Said:

    do we have the same birthday too? just another totally valid reason you should be my big sister!! happy birthday girrrl! xx


  12. the love monster, on February 11th, 2010 at 8:51 am Said:

    hope its fabulous :-*


  13. Irving, on February 11th, 2010 at 9:08 am Said:

    I absolutely adore you miss Wasser.
    Happy Birthday.
    HAHA what a funny way to asks all the gifts you want.
    I would love to give you the 15th, if just I wansn’t that far.


  14. vanessa-themaverick diva, on February 11th, 2010 at 9:35 am Said:

    alexi! happy happy cumpleanos!!!!
    hope its a wonderful day for you and that you get everything you want!!!

    we all love you
    love
    vanessa :)


  15. Bonnie Blatz, on February 11th, 2010 at 9:43 am Said:

    Happy Birthday ~~~~~Have a fabulous day!!


  16. Yosef, on February 11th, 2010 at 11:09 am Said:

  17. Jennie, on February 11th, 2010 at 11:48 am Said:

    Happy Birthday!! Love the wish list. I think Oprah would approve and hopefully some it comes your way.


  18. fatblood, on February 11th, 2010 at 11:57 am Said:

    we read and hear, were all just broke, sending you birthday wishes of the world peace type. http://bit.ly/cUSnv9


  19. Doug, on February 11th, 2010 at 11:57 am Said:

    Hey, Alexi! I love the short films, I get a kick out of your sense of humor. The Steve Jones interview was great, too (and yes, I listened to the WHOLE thing). Here’s hoping your birthday lives up to all your expectations …


  20. Lou, on February 11th, 2010 at 12:13 pm Said:

    nice golf shoes.
    do we send dick pic gifts to the same address?


  21. Jennifer, on February 11th, 2010 at 12:24 pm Said:

    you are such a funny lady. someone should make a movie about your blog. or just you in general.


  22. alex, on February 11th, 2010 at 12:31 pm Said:

    tavalodet mobarak Alexi!


  23. Azucena Cano, on February 11th, 2010 at 2:05 pm Said:

    You are such an inspiration to bloggers, girls, and gorgeous men. I love the way you express yourself. Don’t ever stop writing! Happy Birthday, Feliz Cumpleaños! Joyeux Anniversaire

    much love,
    -Azu


  24. Chloe, on February 11th, 2010 at 3:32 pm Said:

    WOW YOU ARE SO SELF ABSORBED. you wrote that to see if people would send you some of the shit you wanted. you’re disgusting


  25. Ariel, on February 11th, 2010 at 3:48 pm Said:

    Happy birthday girl!!!
    You are hilarious- I want half the things on this list…
    Come to Whistler and party it up for the Olympics… Me and my babelicious guy friends will show you a lovely time!


  26. boycrazy, on February 11th, 2010 at 6:11 pm Said:

    in response to chloe:
    i AM disgusting! it’s my birthday! love, alexi


  27. boycrazy, on February 11th, 2010 at 6:12 pm Said:

    yosef’s giving me the silent treatment. i like it!


  28. Jackson, on February 11th, 2010 at 8:45 pm Said:

    happy birthday lovely Alexi! my ex’s name was chloe, she was a bitch as well haha


  29. Lauren, on February 11th, 2010 at 11:59 pm Said:

    If you come to Santa Barbara I insist you stop by the candy store on Stearns Wharf and see me! We can follow up by frolicking in the sand (while wearing gobs & gobs of sunscreen of course).

    Oh, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY! xo


  30. Anon, on February 12th, 2010 at 1:25 am Said:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALEXI!!!
    I hope you have the bestest time.
    Also, that photo of you is extremely cute!

    xxx


  31. Miriam, on February 12th, 2010 at 2:22 am Said:

    happy birthay alexi!!! hope you have a great day xo


  32. Valencia Lia, on February 12th, 2010 at 2:57 am Said:

    Happy Birthday Alexi!!!! Wooooohooo,cheers to more good things to come and keep smiling girl:)

    And is that your P.O Box address? If so,I’ll send over to you some goodies heee No kidding


  33. Icy, on February 12th, 2010 at 2:09 pm Said:

    lol this is hilrious


  34. the katie girls, on February 13th, 2010 at 11:35 am Said:

    ‘god. the original boy to be crazy about’…. amazing.


  35. boycrazy, on February 15th, 2010 at 9:35 pm Said:

    YES VALENCIA! THAT IS MY PO BOX ADDRESS! xoxoox


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    Madonna is one of my best loved singers in the world. I definitely hope she keeps on going.


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