the blind leading the blind (part 32):
1. in case you were wondering: it’s better to have people think you’re doing cocaine in a toilet stall, than have them think you’re ACTUALLY going to the bathroom for realz. whatever that means, cuz girls do not do that. they just don’t. next topic please!
2. who came up with darts? Throwing sharp/scary/pointy things all drunky?! No way!
3. tapping along to a dumb song means you’re dumb. Case closed.
4. Just because a person is good-looking doesn’t mean it’s enough to keep you interested. take that YOU SHALLOW JERK!
5. ugly people are the WORST! riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiightttt?!
6. if you and the guy you’re dating are sitting at a table and both on your phones- a good reply to people judging you harshly, as they walk by, would be ‘were not unhappy, were just multitasking! ya nosey bum!’
7. if she’s old enough to cross the street, she’s old enough to get hit. you do the math. Thug life. Peace.
8. wearing really dirty, worn in keds COULD give people the impression that you’re homeless.
9. if you see a girl sitting alone at whole foods, go up and say hello. Tell her she’s beautiful. you really have nothing to lose. She could be the girl of your dreams. Or at least possibly the best sex you’ve ever had! maybe even both! Hurry! She’s getting away!
10. people aren’t single forever dum dums. Seize your op when you can! Cuz the good ones aren’t on the market for long! that’s for damn sure!
in the name of love/response to my bullshit (part 1):
an answer to my question:
so, here’s the first response I’m posting- one of many amazing videos i received from boys AND girls!
i was completely confused and searching for- i don’t even know what! maybe hope/reassurance that love can last forever…..and/or, even if it doesn’t, that it’s worth just taking the chance for!
keep checking in to see if your video’s up next! i love you.
ps: i can’t believe all the boys that sent in video responses! very cool of you dudes. uuber brave. the girls are gonna FREAK OUT!
pps: valentine’s day is just around the bend!
xo, acw
RESPONSE TO THE MONSTER ASKS ABOUT LOVE: from Erik Stinson on Vimeo.
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