BLOG » the blind leading the blind (part 35):

1. walking around your apartment naked is the new black.

2. i guess i got the rule WRONG! while it’s OK to leave a huge party without saying goodbyes; it’s apparently NOT cool to leave a party with less than seven people, without saying ‘goodbye’ or ‘thank you for having me’. so thanks for the lesson auntie Jasmin. you’re right! saying ‘goodbye’ does show that i have a heart and am a good person who’s respectful, loving, and thankful. you go girl. today i am a little bit better… thanks to you!

3. it’s TOTALLY an asshole move to give the ending of a movie away! no matter how obvious you think it is- it’s just rude/bad manners! i mean really! what the fuck are you trying to prove here? are you so devoid of happiness, you have to rob people of something as simple as an experience at the MOVIES?! it’s like you’re basically sucker punching me in the face- is what it is! for the love of god! don’t be SUCH a fucking cunty cunt cunt! yeah, you heard me cunty mcKunterson! take it!

4. the best time to pick a zit is the night before you’re gonna be in front of a camera! trust me!

5. treat yourself like you’re your own child. would you really let a little version of you go over to that hotel room and suck that dirty band dudes, self important/entitled- privates/dick/herpes factory? probably not… unless you’re a mean, murderer, molester, maniac, jerky jerk! let’s get real here: yeah, he’s famous and cute, BUT- you don’t even know him! and he sure as hell doesn’t know you! but you DO KNOW that he doesn’t and will NEVER care about you. you’d let your daughter do that? or would you protect her from the aftermath of such an empty experience? you think you’re so tough and it’s all in fun and for the experience; but, be nice to yourself. and if you can’t do it for you, imagine it’s for your own kid. this also goes for; being hard on yourself, having a constant negative internal dialogue about yourself, picking at your face and back, thinking you’re shit. what would you say to your child if he/she was beating himself up and their own worst enemy? hopefully you’d give them a hug, tell them to stop it, and that you love them. be the parent you never had.

6. house, curb your enthusiasm, modern family, entourage,  and 30 rock are the best scripted shows on television right now. (the soup, real housewives of NYC, and the kardashians are fun too)

7. if late night with Conan O’Brien, Seinfeld, Beverly hills 90210, freaks and geeks, unscripted, sex and the city, the wonder years, felicity, friends, and my so called life were still around…. i would have said THEM too! or maybe i JUST DID!!!!

8. figure out what you love doing, what you want to do, what your dream life would be, and do it! imagine if you could make a living doing what you love! that’s the goal! i love you.

9. stop eating so much soy. it’s not as good for you as you might think. consider the fact that it might be BAD for you.

10. your friend is TOTALLY talking shit about you. don’t ask me how i know, i just know, OK!? fine…..they told me!

PS: CLICK HERE AND IT WILL TAKE YOU TO ALL THE ‘BLIND LEADING THE BLIND’ ENTRIES EVER WRITTEN!


39 Responses to “the blind leading the blind (part 35):”

  1. I love these! Number 5 is so true, i just never thought of it that way, and number 8 is advice i reallly needed to hear right now. I love it.


  2. I love these! Number 5 is so true, i just never thought of it that way, and number 8 is advice i reallly needed to hear right now. I love it.


  3. I love these! Number 5 is so true, i just never thought of it that way, and number 8 is advice i reallly needed to hear right now. I love it.


  4. Number 10 – I AM THAT FRIEND… and it’s okay, cos so are you!
    Meesh.. really? THREE times?


  5. these were great. loved reading them. xx


  6. I LOVE YOU, I mean, er, I love your BLOG.


  7. People always talk about other people. We’re humans man.

    Anddddd… i’d want my kid to have empty experiences so she could then fully appreciate the real ones. Just not with a herpes factory. I’ll pass on disease, thanks.


  8. People always talk about other people. We’re humans man.

    Anddddd… i’d want my kid to have empty experiences so she could then fully appreciate the real ones. Just not with a herpes factory. I’ll pass on disease, thanks.


  9. number 8 is what im talkin about. 9 – i’ve been tryin to tell my friends but they don’t believe me!


  10. I love you too!
    xoxoxoxoxox


  11. ohhh treating yourself as if you were your own child is a great idea. thanks!

    xoxo


  12. 9 = TRUTH!

    Too much soy is especially bad if your family has a history of cancer. I got cancer running on both sides of my family and I used to drink soy milk all the time. I’m pretty much doomed!


  13. sofia…. did you mean you’ll ‘pass on the disease’- like ‘no thank you, herpes’? or you’ll ‘pass on the disease’ – as in, give it to someone else?


  14. You’re so right about soy. Gives me the worst farts.


  15. Thank you Alexi, especially for point #5, it’s a totally revolutionary and simple way to be kinder to oneself. I will remember this one from now on! You’re so awesome. I love you back.


  16. just really not a fact.


  17. huh?


  18. Dirty band dudes are people too!

    Sort of.


  19. alexi, like “no thank you”
    i spread my legs, not diseases.


  20. i know sofia… i’m only teasing. xo


  21. 1-5 yes absolutely. 6-7 television? 8-10 yes but on 9, it should be more about any processed food (Pollan’s Food Rules). ¿Que pasa en nyc?


  22. about the soy…did you know having a soy based diet causes sterility on men?!
    well, you know it know!!apparently is something on the soy’s quimics or whatever…good luck with that


  23. you make some really awesome points, girl! number 5 is amazing. thanks for it, sometimes we all need a little push.


  24. i love the blind leading the blind. it’s the absolute best part of your blog. keep them coming always!


  25. on number 6- did you forget about MAD MEN?!also did u forget abt the lovely and super sexy jon hamm? woahhh


  26. whoa alexi, thanks for the soy info! i’ve been reading about it and i am definitely going to try to cut down/stop eating it. scary stuff.


  27. i seriously LOVE these posts. they’re my favorite! not to mention they’re what got me hooked on your blog in the first place. at the end of #10, i’m always begging for more 🙂


  28. Entourage is an awful show and is “scripted” for 15 year olds. No offense!


  29. I love you too Alexi! Keep up the good work…


  30. […] Alexi gives us Blind Leading The Blind (Part 35).  (ImBoyCrazy) […]


  31. ahh i love all of these!!!!!
    number 9-FORREAL? i’m a vegetarian, i drink soy milk, eat tofu… AM I FUCKED? xD


  32. Ahh, I’m guilty of #3! I don’t do it on PURPOSE! I just get excited. Eek. And I love how you are both a “Curb” and “Kardashian” kind of girl…not just one or the other. I am too 🙂 I hate people who are anti ANYTHING mainstream just…because. It’s like, OK I get it, you are SO cool and emo and unique. Ugh.

    http://www.firednfabulous.blogspot.com/


  33. eating Soy adds phytoestrogens to your body which will cause hormonal imbalances especially in men (medically speaking limp floppy dick syndrome), oh and it also may weaken your defense against cancer. Although one of the potential causes of Acne is thought to be caused by the production of too much testosterone… Still the drawbacks far outway the advantages.


  34. Ps is this really “a blind leading the blind” without talking about black dudes and pimples? Is someone less nuerotic writing these now?


  35. I LOVED YOUR WEBSITE!!!


  36. I mean,..blog 😛


  37. Alexi!! This BLTB has been the best one yet. #s 3, 7, 8, 9, and 10 really hit home. Thank you .. as always, you are the best.


  38. Centro in August reported a narrower fiscal full-year loss after writedowns on its properties shrank. The shortfall was A$652.7 million in the 12 months ended June 30, compared with a loss of A$3.5 billion a year earlier. Centro wrote down A$487.9 million on its properties, down from A$2.7 billion a year earlier


  39. re #9, Remember that the rain forests in Brazil are NOT being torn down for paper, they’re being torn down to plant soy-partly for the ever-growing tofu and soy milk craze, also for the biofuel craze. I do like tofu, though.


Leave a Reply