BLOG » the blind leading the blind (part 39):
1. if you’re ever worried about not getting married, always remember: Coco Chanel never got married.
2. the benefits of owning a car that only seats two people is that you never have to give a group of your douchebag asshole acquaintance friends a ride anywhere. ‘Oh, yeah, sorry man. I’d love to, but my car only seats two. i totally don’t have enough room. sad face.’ simple, and guilt free.
3. just because a girl has super short pixie hair doesn’t mean she’s a lesbian.
4. writing in your journal in public, especially at 2am at the 101 coffee shop, is not cool. At least if you write memos in your blackberry, people will think you’re text messaging- which is completely acceptable!
5. if people tell you that you can’t wear jeans on a hike- you just tell them that cowboys wore jeans! and those guys did crazy shit PLUS rode horses even!
6. if the buttons look cheap-, don’t buy it!
7. when buying new sheets, you must wash them before you sleep on them. otherwise, you could get a crazy horrible rash! Don’t do it. Just don’t do it!
8. when referring to other countries and which side of the road they drive on- say ‘the opposite’ or ‘ the other side of the road’, not ‘the wrong side of the road’. to them, the side they drive on is normal!
9. don’t smoke pot in your car while you’re driving. Especially if there are four of you in the car and you’re behind me and I can see you in my rear view mirror! It’s just not cool, and quite frankly- it’s super dangerous. don’t think i won’t call the coppers!
10. according to Betty and Veronica comic books, legend has it, if you get a sunburn- the remedy is simple: soak in a bath and add two earl gray tea bags. you won’t regret it!
HA! I’ve always been adamant about #6. Who wants something that looks cheap (or wants to get a rash, or get married…)?
Happy Tuesday!
but even coco chanel had a massive love affair before her love died!
I love you blog!
Another awesome post. #3 makes me verrrrry happy. Rock on.
Dreaming of Angelina Jolie in “Hackers,”
S*
You’re super lame for calling the cops on people for just smoking weed.
Love, love, love.
Wish these were longer!
Most excellent.
Not true! If it’s otherwise sexy and is a good price, you can always replace the buttons.
Also, leave pot smokers alone. We’re not hurting you.
I just say you on a peppermint patty commercial. CRAZY! Good thing though, I haven’t check back in on the blog in a while. You’re pretty face was a nice reminder!
alexi, i always knew you’d agree with #9.
Coco Chanel also dated a S.S. Nazi officer. Let’s not use her as the golden token just yet.
guys, its totally not lame to call out the pot smokers because they shouldn’t be blazing while driving! It’s unsafe! trust me, this is from personal experience, once I was stuck in a car with a blazed driver and the dude drove right onto an island!
That doesn’t sound too scary, but if you were there you wouldn’t expect what would happen next!
P.S
I smoke pot occasionally, but NOT when I’m driving/ riding my bike!
love love love this<3
also, i must agree coco chanel isn't the best example. if people never get married it's by their own choice or they're too afraid to find someone to tie down with or whatever.
you should encourage people to not be wimps and get out there!
just saying
<3
and seriously if you're gonna light up, do it at home or some fucking party.
Choosing not to get married doesn’t mean you’re too afraid to find someone, get with the times!
It cracks me up how much I look forward to this segment of your blog.
Number 6 is totally true, and number 7 goes for underwear as well! love your blog!
I’m in love… Keep writting and being true to you.
#4 is so lame, that must be a joke
I never got no stinking rash.
Ummmm, i get that MAYBE driving while under the influence of pot isn’t that safe, but then why the hell don’t you dedicate a bullet item to not drinking & driving? oh, i guess that’s already obvious to most peeps. well, then, lemme say that i myself DO drive & smoke pot and i’ve never had so much as a close accident while high, one that would be EITHER my fault OR the other driver’s. GO ME! and screw the informers!
STOP SNITCHING.
Near-Zen perfection
snitches get stitches.
I am driving by you and blowing a bong hit through your car window on the freeway of life.
Number Three is very relevant to my life. These posts are awesome :3
these are getting lame.
LOVE #2. I hate when a good friend has friends I don’t like. You can’t even talk shit about them together…it suxx.
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hey yo why are you against mary jane?
i could go on an epically long rant about all the benefits of marijuana and all the studies that have been done that prove that actually driving while high is not as bad as people make it out to be and how for years tobacco and alcohol companies have teamed up with the government to fill everyone with negative and false propaganda and why it was even outlawed in the first place *cough* racism, greed, jobs being lost by those that were in charge of the alcohol prohibition when it was ended, etc*cough* but ill just stop here. oh and HAPPY 420! it couldnt have come at a better time these cramps are from hell.
You’ve confirmed you’re a square-ass narc. Congrats!
“i could go on an epically long rant about all the benefits of marijuana and all the studies that have been done that prove that actually driving while high is not as bad as people make it out to be…”
Oh, good.
“if you’re ever worried about not getting married, always remember: Coco Chanel never got married”
Love you. <3
agreed on all counts and love the tea bath idea!
Lexi, ignore the haters. Don’t read the list if your so annoyed by it!
You are my idol!! Keep it up : )
Smoking weed in a car while driving is not dangerous. The paranoia of being high actually makes you a better driver.
#9 Blind – call the coppers? Thought snitches got stitches
#9 Blind – call the coppers? Thought snitches got stitches
hey… your grammar is awful for my brain lol
What for youre brain that isnt funny you dont reade the article. Thats lol