we’ll bro out, role play, & talk about ALL your love/sex/dating/life dilemmas!
if you don’t call in, i don’t know that you’re listening & want me to keep doing the show. so let me know you’re out there and are PRO ‘boycrazy radio’!
either way… I LOVE YOU!
xo, Alexi
UPDATE!
PS: THANKS TO ALL MY AMAZING CALLERS!
I ENDED UP ADDING AN EXTRA HOUR! IT WAS AN EPIC PARTY! xo, alexi
we’ll bro out, role play, & talk about ALL your love/sex/dating/life dilemmas!
if you don’t call in, i don’t know that you’re listening & want me to keep doing the show. so let me know you’re out there and are PRO ‘boycrazy radio’!
or else this will be the last ‘boycrazy radio’ & i’ll take a summer break!
is that a threat or a promise? maybe a bit of BOTH!
DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM? THAT SUX/THAT’S GREAT! CALL ME!
we’ll bro out, role play, and talk about:
BLOW JOBS, PANCAKES, LOVE, LIFE, MUTUAL MASTURBATION, SELF RESPECT, MAKING OUT, FUCKING, SUCKING, LIVING, LOVING, LEARNING, CRYING, TALKING SHIT, FLIRTING, SAFE SEX, BIRTH CONTROL, DREAMS, HERPES, BEING UGLY, FATNESS, NOT PICKING AT YOUR FACE, MEASURING YOUR THIGHS, SHOPPING AT THE MALL, NOT COMITTING SUICIDE, FALLING IN LOVE, SUPER STUPID PARENTS, WHACK STYLE, MEAN BITCHES, CUNTY DOUCHBAGS, BEING COOL, ETC!
6. if you have an outie belly button, don’t be ashamed. but also, could you do me and the rest of the population with eyeballz a favor and PLEASE NOT wear a midriff baring shirt! thanks boo!
7. sometimes you have to make hard decisions that will make people angry. stand by your decision and be strong. you can’t please everybody all the time. you have to take care of you first!
8. if you have a choice, choose good-looking!
9. onlygirls are allowed to wear flip flops. (this rule is only waived if a dude is at the beach, surfing).
10. date someone who you would never normally date, just to try it! who knows?!
ps: if you even CARE- follow me on twitter @imboycrazy
pps: BOYCRAZY RADIO will be on THURSDAY (JUNE 17th @ 9pm pst) this week, instead of it’s usual Wednesday. call in! let’s talk!
THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE MIYM YET! I’D LIKE TO ENCOURAGE ALL MY READERS TO SNOOP WHEN THEY’RE AT A DUDES HOUSE… AND THEN SEND ME THE VIDEO EVIDENCE! SOOOO ENTERTAINING AND EDUCATIONAL! WOOT WOOT! I LOVE YOU! MAKE ME PROUD MY BEAUTIFUL BABY MUTHAH-FUCKAZ!
AND DON’T FORGET TO CALL ME TO CHAT ABOUT LOVE & SEX & WHATEVER ELSE YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT- THIS THURSDAY @ 9PM PST
let me fix your life; while i come off as a retarded valley girl who says ‘oh my god! no way!’ too much. it’s all part of my plan!
we’ll bro out, role play, and talk about:
THE MTV MOVIE AWARDS, SELF RESPECT, MAKING OUT, BEING ABSTINANT, HAVING SEXXX, TALKING SHIT, NOT LOVING DOGS/CATS, FLIRTING, SAFE SEX, BIRTH CONTROL, CAREER STUFF, DREAMS, BOSSY THERAPISTS, BARFING AT PROM, HERPES AND HOTTT TUBS, TRAVELING, NOT BEING FUNNY, BEING UGLY, FATNESS, LADY GAGA, BEING A TEASE, OWNING YOUR SHIT, NOT PICKING AT YOUR FACE, MEASURING YOUR THIGHS, SHOPPING AT THE MALL, NOT COMITTING SUICIDE, FALLING IN LOVE, SUPER STUPID PARENTS, WHACK STYLE, MEAN BITCHES, CUNTY DOUCHBAGS, BEING COOL, and REALIZING THAT THE NERDS ARE REALLY COOLER THAN YOU!