BLOG » the blind leading the blind (part 45): special ‘FOR GIRLS ONLY’ edition bitches!
1. if it’s too soon to tell him where you live, it’s probably too soon to fuck him.
2. wax your fucking pussy, jerk off! It’s summer you skag! What are you trying to do, grow shrooms down there?! Jesus fucking christ!
3. men who aren’t ticklish, should not be trusted!
4. as a modern woman, you have to at least offer to pay. But if he let’s you pay on the first date, he’s a fucking loser.
5. don’t date a dude with a baby(ies), herpes, warts, a wife, who has been divorced, and/or is way short.
6. be a dude magnet and wear an old sportz shirt or metal shirt, preferably with side boob! Added bonus- know something about the team/band you’re representing!
7. if you’re having a conversation with a dude, and he gives you his card & says you should call him, but the longer you two speak, he says ‘you know what, you should just email me, it’s really the best way to reach me.’ you’ve been demoted, and the dude’s not down.
8. get rid of all clothing that’s trying its hardest to manipulate you/confuse you/make you look ugly/fat/ or will deter a dude from wanting to fuck you. oh whoops, RE-WRITE: you can always get some dude to fuck you. what i meant was: get rid of clothing that will deter a cute/hottt/top tier dude from wanting to fuck you and/or be your boyfriend. you’re welcome!
9. longer hair is better hair fucko.
10. even if you have a crush/your eye on a new guy- don’t let his absence ruin your night on the town with the girls. the world is big. always have your eyes open to see the whole picture!
i love these posts!!! so smart.
and i agree, ticklish men are cute!
“longer hair is better hair fucko”… BUT you said to wax it!
The blind leading the blind is my favorite section of your blog. Keep it up Alexi, love it!
Fuck Alexi, is this advice for prepubescent retards?
Vapid, self-absorbed, pointless.
The person who writes this and the people who read it deserve each other.
p.s. I don’t read this blog, it was forwarded by a colleague for a potential article. I’ll have to tell her pass on this one, for the sake of brain cells.
M: I MEAN THE HAIR ON YOUR HEAD!
T: YES!
Love you. Mean it.
could not agree more!
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this is awesome!! i love it!
I am a strong advocate on #2!! i mean come on!!
all these are right on.
Love you Alexi!!
Alexi wtf i’m trying to listen to bcr and all i get is these horrible soapwash and laundry commercials voicing over you so I have to locate them, silence them, rewind your show, omgggg sooo annoying can you go back to posting a mini-player of your show on to your website? did no one else find this annoying?
will do. but leila, you can always click on a previously posted player it’s updated with the latest show. xo
oh no, i got my hair cut kinda short the other day!
oh….i will def be doing that.
#3 and #4 are pure gold.
But every BLTB is platinum.
Where do you get the inspiration to write these??
men who aren’t ticklish, should not be trusted…AMEN! that statment is the truth!
Dear Alexi,
thank you.
Oh Mercy: My teen-aged daughters have gained important insight from this blog so piss off and tell me the name of the publication you reviewed for so I can NOT read it.
Arrogant git.
imboycrazy, thank you for once again successfully reducing female experience to the pursuit of shallow men.
blind leading the blind is my favorite
you’re welcome d! thanks for reading, taking the time to have an emotional response, and then commenting. i love you for it!
that’s fine with me ‘oh mercy’. xo
10 is the best! SOOO true and important (but sometimes difficult) to keep in mind!!!
I really don’t think I’d be down for a ticklish dude. But you pretty much hit everything else spot on. Although, I’m positive NO GUY wants to witness my side boob! Whoa.
so harsh , but i really needed this tonight .
oh mercy, it’s called the blind leading the blind for a reason. the publication you’re “reviewing” for is probably for stale pretentious people like yourself. Maybe you’re not even a reviewer due to the nature of your comment, you just sound really jealous and highly arrogant.
I adore your writing Alexi and find it highly entertaining, and for someone to even consider passing on it is regrettable.
alexi you know i love you, but i have to disagree with 9. i know as a general rule guys like longer hair, but i have never gotten so much male attention as i have when i cut my hair super short. i don’t know what it is, maybe it’s because girls with short hair have to have the confidence to chop it and rock it and dudes are turned on by that aspect of it, but true story. plus it’s liberating as fuck to go short. especially after a breakup!
Thanks for #10 and I second #2 to the maxxxx!
As a whole, one of the better Blind posts I’ve read! #10 is just pure good advice, others are just hilarious (short guys are the worst, haha).
This was meh.
Is this for ladies with no self esteem? Rock whatever hair/clothes you’ve got. Confidence is hot — these tips are not.
This is actually really offensive. I hope it was meant to be sarcastic. I have a sense of humour, but this is just mean and designed to make women feel bad about themselves. Clearly you have issues with whether or not you are hot/hair-free/skinny enough yourself.