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You can be SURE someone has herpes if:

1. they live in Los Angeles. (this only pertains to half of LA).

2. they live in New York. (this pertains to 100% of NYC).

3. they are married or in an inexplicably long term relationship.

4. they’re in a band.

5. they are a celebrity.

6. they won’t kiss you OR sleep with you right away - even though you’re both adults.

7. they won’t share amazing ice cream with you, & give a WAY lame excuse like ‘lactose intolerance’ or ‘dieting’.

8. they are taking the vitamin supplement: lysine.

9. you catch them buying ‘preventative valtrex’. yeah right dude bro. tell it to the judge!

10. they use condoms.

HAVE FUN! xo, me

By: boycrazy on July 6, 2010
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27 Responses to “top 10 ways to know if someone has herpes:”

  1. denise, on July 6th, 2010 at 8:31 am Said:

    if they’ve fucked paris hilton


  2. gina, on July 6th, 2010 at 9:04 am Said:

    Condoms are important whether someone has herpes or not.


  3. gina, on July 6th, 2010 at 9:04 am Said:

    Condoms are important whether someone has herpes or not.


  4. boycrazy, on July 6th, 2010 at 9:18 am Said:

    gina, it’s so cute how serious you think i’m being.


  5. annakay, on July 6th, 2010 at 9:24 am Said:

    ahahahahahahaha love the lindsay lohan tag


  6. kramer, on July 6th, 2010 at 9:25 am Said:

    wow, i have “triple herpes.” i would share your ice cream with you though., so i guess i might only have “double herpes.” lolz.


  7. C, on July 6th, 2010 at 9:26 am Said:

    LOL Alexi XD So hilarious! Love posts like these ;)


  8. Brooke, on July 6th, 2010 at 10:12 am Said:

    Hahah this is like half of america! Hilarious


  9. Jamie, on July 6th, 2010 at 10:20 am Said:

    11. You start to form a weird fungus on your body around the same time the guy you were hooking up with starts forwarding your calls, or claims to be out of the city for a while.


  10. cmp, on July 6th, 2010 at 10:35 am Said:

    ahahahh i love your sense of humor


  11. ariel, on July 6th, 2010 at 10:45 am Said:

    hooray! i’d been missing tight posts like this!! :)


  12. hannah, on July 6th, 2010 at 11:45 am Said:

    haha l o l @ gina


  13. emma, on July 6th, 2010 at 12:50 pm Said:

    Dude just admit that you have herpes already hahahah seriously! you have talked about herpes soooooooooooo much in previous post’s! you either must have it or are just absolutely OBCESSED with std’s ha. not hatin’ on you just pointing it out haha <3


  14. Melbel, on July 6th, 2010 at 12:52 pm Said:

    OMG sucha funny post. This topic has come up in discussion with my friends alot lately, so its very relevant in my life aha.
    Thanks!


  15. Margaux Brooke, on July 6th, 2010 at 4:27 pm Said:

    If they’re using tons of blistex and claiming it’s just a cold sore..


  16. Anjak, on July 6th, 2010 at 8:03 pm Said:

    11. Claiming that condoms are important (whether you have herpes or not) BAM! Dead giveaway! haha


  17. ohmeohmy, on July 6th, 2010 at 8:12 pm Said:

    HAHAHHA! this makes so much sense!


  18. Ellen@FirednFabulous, on July 6th, 2010 at 8:46 pm Said:

    OK, so I’m pretty sure the people I know who DON’T use condoms have herpes. And yes, they live in NYC.


  19. Heartbreaker, on July 6th, 2010 at 8:55 pm Said:

    Hey nice blog, check out mine

    http://diariesofaheartbreaker.blogspot.com/


  20. boycrazy, on July 6th, 2010 at 8:57 pm Said:

    RE. EMMA: nope! not yet dude! xo


  21. Moz, on July 6th, 2010 at 11:29 pm Said:

    11. They say they want to wait until you’re married to do it with you.


  22. boycrazy, on July 7th, 2010 at 12:07 pm Said:

    OH SHIT! that’s GREAT! i can’t believe i left that one out! thanks Moz! xo


  23. vall, on July 7th, 2010 at 6:22 pm Said:

    i started dating some dude in a band and some girl totally messaged me warning me about his herpes. but why do they have to be so fucking cute? fuck.


  24. Isabel, on July 7th, 2010 at 8:54 pm Said:

    this reminds me of herpex…


  25. Molly, on July 9th, 2010 at 7:58 am Said:

    If your name is Evan Robinette and you’re a total doucher


  26. ailens, on July 10th, 2010 at 6:59 am Said:

    ^^^ HAHA way to put someone on blast. But, seriously, there should a universal list of herp-havers to prevent future herp-could-be-ers.

    Just saying.


  27. LALA, on August 21st, 2011 at 12:57 pm Said:

    Israyl aka Ysrayl Gershom has GENITAL HERPES SO beware. HE IS A PUBLIC HEALTH HAZARD. BEWARE OF REGGAE ARTIST ISRAYL AKA YSRAYL GERSHOM HAS GENITAL HERPES.


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