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1. a well dressed man is a sexually satisfied man!

2. don’t just strive to fuck Seth rogen, strive to BE Seth rogan!

3. spas are like high school locker rooms for grown ups.

4. it is not OK to wear those sketcher workout shoes. ever. Not OK at all.

5. don’t cut your own hair! Unless you’re REALLY good at it! In that case, go right ahead! And while you’re at it, cut mine too will you?!

6. just because someone’s a huge flirt, doesn’t mean they’re incapable of love and monogamy! Exhibit a (you can’t see me, but I’m pointing to myself).

7. if you’re talking to a guy on the phone and he says, ‘hold on, let me take off my beanie’ hang up. for real.

8. being into sports is the new not being into sports is the new black.

9. there’s a difference between lying and discretion. you don’t have to tell EVERYONE every thing you’ve ever done or thought! who do you think you are, me? keep a little something for yourself.

10. You never really learn much from hearing yourself talk.

By: boycrazy on September 6, 2010
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20 Responses to “the blind leading the blind (part 49):”

  1. cmp, on September 6th, 2010 at 7:39 am Said:

    numbahh 4. AMEN!


  2. ealaniz, on September 6th, 2010 at 10:28 am Said:

    hellz yeaaaa thos sketcher shoes are HIDIOUS!!!!! AAA!

    and come to houston lexi, i will cut your hair for you.

    FOR FREE! :D


  3. BAmber, on September 6th, 2010 at 10:58 am Said:

    hahaha, i love number 4. my mother just purchased those horrible things!!


  4. Bianca, on September 6th, 2010 at 11:02 am Said:

    Seriously number 4 is soooo necessary to be said. On a FOG HORN downtown, in every city in the country.


  5. gina, on September 6th, 2010 at 11:39 am Said:

    Number 2: hilarious. Number 10: all the way.


  6. fish taco, on September 6th, 2010 at 11:57 am Said:

    re:#6 lexi you possess so much love just through your voice and intentions that it’s no doubt you wouldn’t mistreat you man or ever cheat on him.


  7. Kathryn-Louisa, on September 6th, 2010 at 1:07 pm Said:

    AMEN. To all, but especially to 6.

    x


  8. thatguy, on September 6th, 2010 at 2:16 pm Said:

    11. If you are gonna spit it out, atleast make it looks sexy and put it on your boobs and let it drip down, while giving eye contact


  9. josh, on September 6th, 2010 at 4:22 pm Said:

    whew. Being a guy, I’m really glad that the only one of these that I break is cutting your own hair….and I just shave mine off, so it’s hard to f up. So glad I don’t even own a beanie!
    p.s. please let guys know not to wear shorts and long socks….even I cringe at that one


  10. boycrazy, on September 6th, 2010 at 6:31 pm Said:

    josh- actually, if you have no hair/a shaved head; a thick, black, plain, heavy knit beanie is ok.


  11. Moz, on September 6th, 2010 at 11:19 pm Said:

    Hells yes to number 9! Do I look like I care about every little thing that’s going on in your life?

    Except for you Alexi. Love u.


  12. Eva, on September 6th, 2010 at 11:36 pm Said:

    Number 7 made me laugh so much!


  13. Al, on September 7th, 2010 at 12:59 pm Said:

    As for number 10, if you can’t hold an intellegent conversation with yourself how do you expect to with someone else?


  14. secondhand society, on September 7th, 2010 at 2:49 pm Said:

    check us out, shout us out. we <3 you!


  15. nico, on September 8th, 2010 at 9:11 pm Said:

    NO SKETCHERS! no uggs! no crocs! no “shoes” with those creepy separate toe things, ew. insult to fashion, i tell you. about #7, do you ever see dudes that always have a hat/sunnies/bluetooth thingy and wonder if they ever take that shit off? i automatically assume that they don’t, even for sex. :(


  16. B., on September 9th, 2010 at 12:23 pm Said:

    whoa! wats wrong with beanies they keep your head warm


  17. Alaina, on September 9th, 2010 at 1:49 pm Said:

    I looooove Seth Rogen.

    This was a good one, Lexi!


  18. Ellen@FirednFabulous, on September 10th, 2010 at 4:21 am Said:

    Love this! And touche to #7. I have never EVER seen a dude in a beanie and thought, Wow, he looks like a cool guy. Neverrrrr.


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