he could have been the one, until he wasn’t:

boycrazy in bed from alexi wasser on Vimeo.

the blind leading the blind (part 53):

1. ‘power-bar’ is a fancy word for ‘candy-bar’.

2. people on facebook with no actual photos of themselves are creepy. Avoid them at all costs. they’re most likely fat, bald, child molesters, who are jerking off 24/7!

3. if you and your crush share at least 15 mutual facebook friends, it’s totally meant to be.

4. if you don’t have a photo of your girlfriend or boyfriend in your phone, you’re not in love, the relationship is a sham! Case closed!

5. if you meet a guy and IMMEDIATLY get your period, it means you’re soul mates.

6. if the best thing about the end of a movie is checking how many texts, calls, and emails you missed while you were watching….the movie wasn’t very good!

7. hey, lazy skag! when you pull out your tampon, please make sure blood hasn’t sprayed all over the inside rim of the toilet bowel! why do i even have to tell you this shit?! this is common sense! Jesus Christ! please be aware of the mess you don’t think you’re making…… and clean it up you skank!

8. there’s nothing sadder than a hot dude in BAD shoes!

9. running in public is for assholes.

10. making yourself cum right before a business phone call will ALWAYS/ONLY/TOTALLY relax you. (if you’re a tween, substitute ‘business phone call’ with ‘pop quiz’). trust me on this. i’m ONLY trying to make your life better.

PS: FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER @imboycrazy

TONIGHT: BOYCRAZY RADIO MUTHAH-FUCKAZ!

BOYCRAZY RADIO!!! from alexi wasser on Vimeo.

TONIGHT!

WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 27, 2010!

TUNE INTO – BOYCRAZY RADIO!

9PM PST/12AM EST

JUST CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

DIAL:

1(646) 378-0649

OR TOLL FREE

1(877) 569-3588

to CALL IN!

we’ll bro out, role play, talk about how EXCITING it is that Halloween is right around the corner, & discuss ALL your love/sex/dating/life dilemmas!

let me know you’re out there and that you’re PRO ‘boycrazy radio’!

but either way… I LOVE YOU!

xo, Alexi

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make it YOURS mondays!

If YOU wanna make next monday YOURS, click HERE for details!

and for the love of god, make it fucking YOURS god dammit! xo

being boycrazy is a way of life:

Boy Crazy Promo from alexi wasser on Vimeo.

TONIGHT: BOYCRAZY RADIO MUTHAH-FUCKAHZ!!!

BOYCRAZY RADIO!!! from alexi wasser on Vimeo.

TONIGHT!

WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 20, 2010!

TUNE INTO – BOYCRAZY RADIO!

9PM PST/12AM EST

JUST CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

DIAL:

1(646) 378-0649

OR TOLL FREE

1(877) 569-3588

to CALL IN!

we’ll bro out, role play, & talk about ALL your love/sex/dating/life dilemmas!

let me know you’re out there and that you’re PRO ‘boycrazy radio’!

but either way… I LOVE YOU!

xo, Alexi

Listen to internet radio with Alexi Wasser on Blog Talk Radio

the blind leading the blind (part 52):

1. if you’re white and you sneeze or crinkle your nose when a non white person walks by, it means you’re racist. Even if you THINK you’re not, you totally are! It’s your sub conscious revealing the truth on a whole deeper level dude! How does it feel to be such a racist, racist? Not good I’d think! Not good at all! Douche!

2. it’s totally ok to live your life with the intention of impressing people. AS LONG as the first person you want/aim to impress is you!

3. always leave a message. UNLESS you’re a pussy. Then, only communicate via text, fb, and twitter.

4. there’s nothing less sexy than a cute guy at a bus stop: #clitoralhardoff.

5. dont say ‘gal’! It makes everyone around you feel like they’ve been punched in the stomach!

6. don’t refer to your husband as your ‘hubby’. It makes everyone around you feel disgusting!

7. just cuz someone asks you to hang out doesn’t mean you have to. It’s TOTALLY OK to say no! Really know that! Cuz it took me a while to figure this out/get used to it- cuz I always felt obligated and too shy to say no.

8. start waking up earlier you lazy fuck! Nicole Richie wakes up at 5am EVERY DAY! That’s mutherfuckin’ early yo, but she gets shizz done!

9. never trust a person who doesn’t LOVE the arclight.

10. suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. don’t do it. time makes everything better. i swear!

make it YOURS mondays:

If YOU wanna make next monday YOURS, click HERE for details!

and for the love of god, make it fucking YOURS god dammit! xo

in the name of love/a response to my bullshit (part 8): grown up dude edition!

THEIR ANSWERS:

TO MY QUESTION:

THE MONSTER ASKS ABOUT LOVE: from alexi wasser on Vimeo.

TONIGHT: BOYCRAZY RADIO MUTHAH-FUCKAHZ!

TONIGHT!

WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 13, 2010!

TUNE INTO – BOYCRAZY RADIO!

9PM PST/12AM EST

JUST CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

DIAL:

1(646) 378-0649

OR TOLL FREE

1(877) 569-3588

to CALL IN!

we’ll bro out, role play, & talk about ALL your love/sex/dating/life dilemmas!

let me know you’re out there and that you’re PRO ‘boycrazy radio’!

but either way… I LOVE YOU!

xo, Alexi

Listen to internet radio with Alexi Wasser on Blog Talk Radio


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