BLOG » the blind leading the blind (part 53):
1. ‘power-bar’ is a fancy word for ‘candy-bar’.
2. people on facebook with no actual photos of themselves are creepy. Avoid them at all costs. they’re most likely fat, bald, child molesters, who are jerking off 24/7!
3. if you and your crush share at least 15 mutual facebook friends, it’s totally meant to be.
4. if you don’t have a photo of your girlfriend or boyfriend in your phone, you’re not in love, the relationship is a sham! Case closed!
5. if you meet a guy and IMMEDIATLY get your period, it means you’re soul mates.
6. if the best thing about the end of a movie is checking how many texts, calls, and emails you missed while you were watching….the movie wasn’t very good!
7. hey, lazy skag! when you pull out your tampon, please make sure blood hasn’t sprayed all over the inside rim of the toilet bowel! why do i even have to tell you this shit?! this is common sense! Jesus Christ! please be aware of the mess you don’t think you’re making…… and clean it up you skank!
8. there’s nothing sadder than a hot dude in BAD shoes!
9. running in public is for assholes.
10. making yourself cum right before a business phone call will ALWAYS/ONLY/TOTALLY relax you. (if you’re a tween, substitute ‘business phone call’ with ‘pop quiz’). trust me on this. i’m ONLY trying to make your life better.
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#7 yes please…ladies no blood on the rim of the bowl, I work with a bunch of girls, and this is always the case. If we have to put the seat down, please don’t spray blood.
#8 oh my god, YES. Shoes/jeans are the first things I notice when I meet a guy. So disappointing when they’re bad and the guy is really hot.
#8 yes yes yes!!!
#9 fuck you alexi, you’re just jealous of us sexy runners
#10 hmm… never tried it but I kinda like the idea!
I think if you and your crush share at least 15 mutual Facebook friends, it’s totally headed for dark times, because the people I know kind of suck. I don’t need ANOTHER excuse to have to hang out with east coast hipsters. And I mean, what are boyfriends for if not to help expand your social circle? For once in my life, I think I deserve to know that there wouldn’t be an embarrassing turnout on my side of the aisle if I got married. I don’t want to have to start splitting my friends with the groom!
Surely you follow my logic here.
love this. especially 3,4, and 5
#8 – hot shoes make a hot guy EVEN hotter. Bad shoes, very much decrease his hotness. It really is all up to what shoes he’s wearing.
bahahahha #5 & #10 MADE this one.
Tweet @ #3, I used to be Alexi Wasser’s friend on Facebook before I deactivated it b/c all but two of the girlz -most of them lovely- were to scrurrd to publicly play with me and comment as mates, even tho they trolled it. Also, the dudes my age were all annoying when they weren’t sick with green envy, especially the B talent who considered themselves more “known” than I am. But looking at Alexi’s photo here while stalking her blog makes me want to get Facebook going again.
Tweet @ # 8, I’ll wear whatever kind of shoes you want me to wear.
Tweet @ # 9, About to run inside a gym on treadmill before I’m off to entertainment lawyer (slash) producer class so I can prove my dad was actually wrong about me and finally, someday, hopefully turn myself around into an acceptable b/f.
Tweet @ # 10, Mmmm; yummm; I’d like to witness something like this as a perverted bystander, particularly as it relates to Lexi’s personal situations in the hopes that I might somehow become involved. Maybe after the business call is over we can sit around and be retarded together before we head out into the world to discretely blow some cold cash money.
Fed up #7 at work this chick always did this-unisex bathroom-so I wiped down the affected area(my sis suggested)and deposited on her chair,I was terminated but I think I made my point. Five sisters it was always somebodies time.LOL
#9 is so true… I would also like to add the lance armstrong mother fuckers taking up the entire lane when Im late to work/dentist/date etc… they always appear at bad times like some aerodynamic demon doing about 5 MPH… then they have the nerve to get pissed when you yell/honk/throw pennys at them so they get the fuck over… Runners are in the same breed… getting in shape should be done in private… its like working on your “novel” at starbucks… fuck’em… Pascal
#8 couldn’t agree more hot dudes have style, bad shoes=UBERLY UNFUCKABLE
this is my favorite part of your blog. x
I love you, and I love this blog. As a guy, I love the naked chicks you always put up for your pictures, but it kind of has me wondering. Why do you ALWAYS/ONLY have naked chicks in your pics? Is there something you’re not telling?
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Blind leading the blind is the beat thing on this blog.
#5 made me laugh so hard.
one of the best ‘blind leading the blind’ EVER!! # 8 is TRUTH – a good dude has good shoes. and you can’t teach this, a good dude just KNOWS. also # 9 – YES thank you, runners are obnoxious
Lol, totally agree with #2! And the little place-holder image is just weird.
#7 and #8 soo true, the rest pretty hilarious.
let me tell you; you(+your blog!) are hotter than a fresh-fucked fox in a forest fire!
- your “secret” fan from finland
#5 … only brings one thing to my mind : wtf?
# 8 … so true
I’ve started responding to students print order forms in a very ‘the blind leading the blind’ way. Hey, your file is 72ppi, how do you expect me to print a 35×40! Fix that shit! Thanks! ilu.
Addition to #7 Pubic Hair. If your pubic hair is so fucking long that it FALLS OFF and lands on the toilet bowl seat, it’s time to learn about a little thing I like to call A RAZOR! Actually, the best solution would be wax, but we’ll take it one step at a time. Trim your shit ladies. Gross.
#8 goes for women as well.
[...] Bloggers Alexi Wasser from IMBOYCRAZY & Kendra Marie from YOUTHblog teamed up for the YOUTHgirls Are BOYCRAZY event on Friday night where they toasted staying pretty the right way. Guests got fly manicures at the nail station, sipped on Honest Tea, and bumped to a live DJ set by Patrick Dylan. The event featured a raffle of ten swag bags filled with products from Paul & Joe cosmetics, YOUTHskin/care, DuWop cosmetics and more. Guests even got a chance to chat fashion and beauty with Alexi and hopefully walked away with some dating tips and nuggets of wisdom like these. [...]
In regards to #5: I wonder what it means if you get your period IMMEDIATELY after we removes his penis from your vagina. Thoughts?
I met this guy I had been talking to for the first time today and I got my period. Soullllll mates!!!!!!!!
So about #7.. I had no idea what you were talking about. Then the other day I walked into the girls restroom for the first time at my school [I hate using public restrooms because I'm a slight germaphobe].. HUGE mistake!! It looked like the set of a slasher movie in one of the stalls!! There was blood ALL over the seat!!! It was the most disgusting thing I had ever seen in my entire life, and I’ve seen some pretty gnarly stuff man. It was.. It was just bleh. Thinking about it is making me want to gag!!!!
Anyways, I now know exactly what you’re talking when you’re telling those disgusting slags to clean up the mess they don’t think they’re making!