BLOG » the blind leading the blind (part 54):
1. is no one scared of getting aids anymore? that’s what it fucking feels like! cuz everywhere I turn people are fucking without condoms. Jesus fucking Christ!
2. is no one scared of crashing their cars anymore? that’s what it fucking feels like! cuz everywhere I turn people are gabbing and or texting while they drive. Jesus fucking Christ!
3. they say, and by ‘they’ I mean my therapist, ‘you attract people who mirror where you’re at in you’re life’. in some way, the people you meet are reflecting you….. somehow.
4. always buy the ‘explicit’ version of the song on i tunes! It’s what the artist truly intended you hear!
5. if you make your dreams come true, and are successful, and self sufficient on your own terms- you can prevent and protect yourself from EVER marrying/dating/or relying on a GUY to take care of you! Do it!
6. you can do something nice, feel good about it, and keep it to yourself. OR you can do something nice and tell everyone you cross paths with about it and keep feeling good about it all day!
7. always make sure you don’t have toilet paper stuck to your shoe. on the embarrassing scale, this comes in second to bleeding through your pants.
8. if a person leaves their relationship for another relationship, and it works out forever- then it was meant to be! If it doesn’t work out- fuck you, people can do whatever they like! stop being so judgemental! At least they tried! mind your own fucking business and live your OWN life!
9. people say ‘look at the bigger picture’, but they also say ‘life is in the details’. well make up your fucking mind! personally, I look at both. But i mainly get caught up in the details.
10. dear m cafe! Dude bros, you know I love you- but sometimes your chopstix smell weird which ruins my entire dining experience. Yes, technically I could eat my soba noodles with a fork- but that is just not my preference. Also, it totally hurts my attempt to reference/channel Molly Ringwald in ‘the breakfast club’. And yes, I’m fully aware that this is a high class problem- but it’s still a problem. My problem. and it’s all relative yo.
ps: check out diddy doing his own version of ‘the blind leading the blind’, only- he’s not so blind. fuck i love diddy!
pps: follow me on twitter @imboycrazy
i am all over #5, i feel so sad when girls feel like they need that other half to complete them, perhaps not even financially but emotionally, and I think its important for us females to be independent, whether in a relationship or not, because you never know what could happen. thank you alexi!!
#7 is soo true, lol, well especially if your a girl. #8 is also true, i always gotta be tellin’ someone, “stay out ma bizness!” lol
No………………………..
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oh and i love diddy too <3
#1 should be #1. Not only aids but chlamydia, gonorrhea, herpes, UNPLANNED PREGNANCY?! All are disgusting and 100% preventable so wrap that shit up! I always say treat your dick and/or vagina as a VIP lounge: no entry without a bracelet. I don’t care if you’re on the guest list or not…
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You’re brilliant Ms. Wasser. Fuckin brilliant!
#1- nope. Just be smart about who you f
5 is the best. I hope to only rely on myself one day and no one else!
Love diddy… listen to the man!
Sing it Alexi. What is with peeps not using condoms anymore?? This is the 1960s people!
Two thumbs up for #5
number 3 so true, or when you realize you were/are dating who you were at 21, then realize “fuck I was a bitch!”
Seriously. I have heard about lots o people lately forgoing the latex. WHAT ARE THEY THINKING?
I’ve been paranoid since I still had my virginity. Remember virginity? No you don’t.
Also, M Cafe is my favorite EVER. Was crushed the Culver City one just closed. Almost cried. I recommend the California Club. No need for smelly sticks.
Hi!
does anyone know alexi’s age??????
#1 is SO TRUE! the past two dudes i’ve been with have been all gung-ho about not using a condom… what the fuck? of course i made them put a lid on it, but there is some definite cultural zeitgeist going on with this whole anti-condom thing. i mean, of course it feels better without it, but still! use a fucking condom, assholes!
hey, i have a little pair of chopsticks that come in a pretty cloth thing that i keep in my purse! channel molly even more and bring your own! and they’ll be clean! i know its weird but weird is awesome!
hahahhahaa diddy! love it!
lovelies:
1. No. no one is worried b/c it’s creepily not happening anymore and no one is telling us why! BUT, I always insist on condoms. People in NY still wear condoms. Religiously.
2. Take the pledge
3. Get a new shrink dude. I learned that cliche bullshit in Psych 101. They aren’t listening to you! I mean, my problem is that NO ONE is mirroring me.
5. Duh
6. Yeah, that’d be nice, but if you have any sense of morale and harmony you will spare your loved ones from the narcissism and self gratification.
Interesting. I’ve been on a big noodle high lately, I have no idea why – I just got a crazy craving for noodles!! I’ve already tried nearly half of all the noodle recipe here and looking for more still! Crazy huh. I should probably stop soon, I dont think eating noodles every day isnt so healthy for me…
diddy! diddy! diddy! alexi you da greatest!
I missed BCR last week, so wanted to stop in and check out what’s new… stories like this are… THE BEST. The visual of the safety pins on the backpack dude and the Volvo was perfect… That sounds like soooo 1990! But, anyways, the overall sense of a moment in time and how it was one of the details that “life is about”…”in the big picture” really was nice to read. Hopefully I can tune in tonight… 2 weeks ago the chatboard wanted me to call in, but it was a crazy night (crazyboyradio?) with a lot of rude bastards calling you and I didn’t want to set myself up for being torn apart because some assholes were being obnoxious towards you. blah blah blah… that is all.
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