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inspired by long haired boys and 2011:

1. negging is sooo 2008. women are way too smart to fall for that shizzy nonsense anymore. We’ve evolved. we just don’t have the time. and some of us even like ourselves.

2. sincerity is the new irony. i mean it.

3. 2011 is all about ‘bro-labs’ or ‘collabros’. the term ‘collaboration’ is out! we’re sick of it! and you should be too!

4. start using the word ‘jabroni’ instead of ‘bro’, ‘douchbag’, or ‘dickhead’. and feel free to spice it up by adding the word ‘face’! example: ‘what’s up jabroni face?!’ OR the simplified: ‘fuck you jabroni!’

5. date boys younger than you. they can handle it. i think. maybe. well, just try… and then see how you feel.

6. start saying: ‘who are you wearing?’ it’s so much more fun then the usual ‘what are you doing?’ or ‘how are you feeling?’ BORING! 2011′s ALL about spicing it up! and NOT being a predictable patty! (and if you’re already saying that, start saying it more!)

7. emoticons are IN! don’t be scared of them! they are NOT dorky. do what you feel! or more specifically, show what you feel…with emoticons!

8. in addition to the ‘emoticon madness’ I’m advocating, use these guys as freely as possible too: ‘!!!!!’ i think they’called ‘exclamation points’ or something dumb like that! weeeee!!!!

9. do you, imma do me.

10. only date beautiful long haired dudes.

By: boycrazy on January 28, 2011
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53 Responses to “the blind leading the blind (part 56):”

  1. rachael, on January 28th, 2011 at 6:38 am Said:

    i’m up for the only dating long-haired dudes! hallalujah!


  2. pascal, on January 28th, 2011 at 8:17 am Said:

    women should stop picking there faces in 2011 and instead use an emoticon for it…


  3. Katrina, on January 28th, 2011 at 10:04 am Said:

    I will immediately start using “collabros” and “bro-labs”. I’m always up for making the way I talk more confusing for old folks. These might throw the young ones off too.


  4. pablito666, on January 28th, 2011 at 11:14 am Said:

    Only hippies wear long hair, and hippies suck!!!!!! If you date a hippie, then you suck too!!!!!!!! (is that enough exclamation points?) ;-)


  5. pablito666, on January 28th, 2011 at 11:17 am Said:

    Only hippies wear long hair, and hippies suck!!!!!! If you date a hippie, then you suck too!!!!!!!! (are those enough exclamation points?) ;-)


  6. boycrazy, on January 28th, 2011 at 12:01 pm Said:

    hahaha! wow! pablito666 feels PASSIONATELY! 2 of the SAME comment even! nope, i’m not a hippy and neither are the long haired boys i’m referring to. and if YOU’RE as lucky as i am… you’ll find the long haired boys who aren’t hippies too. they’re the BEST! xo


  7. ann, on January 28th, 2011 at 1:00 pm Said:

    I only date young guys! the older ones are way overused and with so much trauma. Ugh !!


  8. zsara, on January 28th, 2011 at 1:05 pm Said:

    as much as i love the longer haired guys i can’t help but feel a bit sorry for guys who are going bald.

    is this is just me being a freak?!?

    {not sorry enough to date them though….sorry bald dudes}


  9. amy, on January 28th, 2011 at 1:14 pm Said:

    i love guys with long hair and tattoos. im sorry im not sorry.


  10. Shelby, on January 28th, 2011 at 1:18 pm Said:

    Had to Urban Dictionary “negging”. Feel so un-hip.


  11. Vicky Shazam, on January 28th, 2011 at 1:25 pm Said:

    haha i had to UD negging tooooooooooo!1!!!!!!!!!

    alexi is hip outta this world * ~

    long haired boys are the best!!!!! in new orleans, they’re usually the really hot gutterpunks who work in the french quarter or metalheads. and they’re super niceee and sexyyyyyy

    mmm mmm heaven

    <3


  12. Jenny, on January 28th, 2011 at 1:28 pm Said:

    Long haired dudes are totally something I can be on board with. Especially if they have beards. Younger dudes with beards and long hair. Yes please.


  13. Everything I know about sex I learned from KISS, on January 28th, 2011 at 1:37 pm Said:

    There’s an abundance of younger, bearded, long-haired dudes at black metal shows. Is that where you’re going with this?
    A whole other world of young long-hairs releasing collaborative black metal efforts under names of obscure Zoroastrian figures and Tolkien references.

    Who are they wearing? Darkthrone, probably.


  14. t, on January 28th, 2011 at 1:50 pm Said:

    i really mean it!


  15. HeyitsAlexP, on January 28th, 2011 at 2:25 pm Said:

    So, is this list sincere or ironic?


  16. Bridgette, on January 28th, 2011 at 2:59 pm Said:

    @Shelby… don’t feel bad, I had to google that shizzz too. Negging is basically a simpler way to say, “Mega-douchelord-rhetoric-cockblocking-nazi.” At least that’s the translation that happens in my head.

    HAPPY FRIDAY!


  17. boycrazy, on January 28th, 2011 at 3:29 pm Said:

    this is the best of both worlds HeyitsAlexP, the BEST of BOTH worlds. xoxo/LYLAS


  18. Traci, on January 28th, 2011 at 3:32 pm Said:

    Anti-negging wave is L.A. faux. It’s a way of shunting criticism, and the primary reason why all the realists in New York refused to live there… Makes you sound like a Disney zombie… Balance is always desirable, but once wake up and smell the coffee, there’s not much to be positive about. Boys with attitudes like that are the types you should be looking for because they’re honest.


  19. Everything I know about sex I learned from KISS, on January 28th, 2011 at 4:32 pm Said:

    Maybe there’s not much to be positive about because you’re a total buzzkill, Traci.


  20. narayan l, on January 28th, 2011 at 4:39 pm Said:

    that picture is so ‘primal’. who is that, Portia Doubleday?


  21. JP, on January 28th, 2011 at 4:44 pm Said:

    Aw….man…I just cut my air short. Does that make me less beautiful?
    Why can’t you just love me for WHO I AM and not my hair?


  22. JP, on January 28th, 2011 at 4:45 pm Said:

    *hair* short….I just cut my *hair*. Typo. Sorry.


  23. boycrazy, on January 28th, 2011 at 4:57 pm Said:

    traci doesn’t get the negging i’m referring to. of COURSE i can take harsh words, and criticism as a means for self improvement/learning/and getting better at what I do and who I am.

    the ‘negging’ i’m referring to is the kind where dudes are rude or sarcastic to girls cuz they want them to feel insecure, so that she’s putty in their hands. It’s a mind fuck. It’s all explained in that book guys read called ‘the game’.


  24. boycrazy, on January 28th, 2011 at 4:58 pm Said:

    JP, i TOTALLY love you for who you are! i promise! long hair or short!


  25. t, on January 28th, 2011 at 5:28 pm Said:

    what is a good book for guys to read? why does read have an ‘a’ in it?


  26. Traci, on January 28th, 2011 at 5:41 pm Said:

    Thanks Boycrazy: for the understanding. Someday I’m going to cut an anonymous and unauthorized music video to the song ECSTASY and send it to you for Make It Yours. Because that’s how much I love you as a person. Count on it having a lot of “hidden meaning.”

    The best book for a guy in his late teens/twenties to read, T, is book called, VISIONS OF CODY by Jack Kerouac. It’s the REAL director’s cut of ON THE ROAD.


  27. JIGGA, on January 28th, 2011 at 6:00 pm Said:

    You’re hilarious Alexi!!!


  28. Jerome Lawrence, on January 28th, 2011 at 8:17 pm Said:

    Jabroni? Upper Brooklyneze


  29. Sasha Lane, on January 28th, 2011 at 8:24 pm Said:

    @Ann that’s the first time I heard that one.

    Alexi , have you ever dated a dude who was under 6 foot?


  30. Lidia, on January 28th, 2011 at 8:39 pm Said:

    Your writing sounds like you are soo happy Alexi! I really hpe that you are! <3 this post made me giggle. Thankssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( << see what i did there, I used explanation points! haha)


  31. marina, on January 28th, 2011 at 8:53 pm Said:

    it’s funny that you posted like 4 of the things i’ve been thinking about/doing in one tbltb! hahaha brain twaaaaanz


  32. tommy, on January 28th, 2011 at 9:43 pm Said:

    for many years i had long hair and a beard. then i had to enter the mainstream job market. didn’t work. sorry had to sell out. am i now undatable? short hair with hornwirmed glasses. think, clark kent. any hope? xoxo


  33. boycrazy, on January 29th, 2011 at 2:56 am Said:

    re: Sasha lane- Yes, the majority of the guys i’ve dated have been shorter than me. some have been my exact same height. a few have been taller. xoxo


  34. J, on January 29th, 2011 at 5:04 am Said:

    Well Alexi the problem is most beautiful women who are in demand, they only respond to negging. You cant be nice to a girl upfront unless you don’t wanna get laid. Its the truth anytime I try that being nice and respect stuff, I wind up in friend zone. BUt when I treat a girl poorly and exploit her insecurites…she spreads her legs. Its not my fault, why are you girls sooo messed up in the head


  35. b, on January 29th, 2011 at 10:01 am Said:

    I don’t get how negging actually seems to work in general, from what I read around the interweb. I don’t know girls who fall for it, myself included. If a guy acts like that, he’s immediately ignored and seen as a ‘jabroni’. (ahhh see that there?)


  36. cristina, on January 29th, 2011 at 3:09 pm Said:

    WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? i looooove that. i love your blog, you’re amazing :) !!!!!!!!


  37. cristina, on January 29th, 2011 at 3:09 pm Said:

    who*** are you wearing


  38. ali, on January 29th, 2011 at 4:34 pm Said:

    hahaha… i just started dating a beautiful long haired boy and we started dating because we were doing a music/poetry COLLABRO


  39. Mathias, on January 29th, 2011 at 8:27 pm Said:

    Yay for the longhair love.


  40. Elisa, on January 30th, 2011 at 7:30 pm Said:

    i love long haired guys!! especially if they have a beard!!!!!!!!!!!! lol. im 21 now, it seems like everyone is getting younger, so dating a younger guy? is sure to happen some day…even though, im totally against it, idk.


  41. manufactured girl, on January 31st, 2011 at 12:56 am Said:

    I just broke up with a long hair dude :/


  42. Erin Fitz, on January 31st, 2011 at 11:37 am Said:

    This movie tells the ULTIMATE (true story) of negging. The guy blinds the woman he’s into by throwing lye in her face, and then she marries him! Cray-cray.
    http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/Crazy-Love/70059381?strackid=534b7f2b81a5815b_2_srl&strkid=1503222169_2_0&trkid=438381#height1412


  43. Juicy Flores, on January 31st, 2011 at 3:57 pm Said:

    You think you’ll ever pose for Playboy? Have they invited you at all?


  44. t, on February 1st, 2011 at 12:57 pm Said:

    @Erin Fitz

    Thanks for the link. just watched it last night. i had no idea that ever happened.

    interesting story!


  45. Hanna, on February 1st, 2011 at 7:10 pm Said:

    I am curious about your definition of the word “patty” because up until now I was pretty sure my group of friends invented it and were the only living souls to know its meaning.

    A patty can be somebody who is lazy, doesn’t want to go out, and instead wants to sit on the couch eating doritos. There are also those people that can be labeled as “pattys” who are just generally sort of boring and lame and who nobody wants to hang out with. Example: “there were so many patty’s, I had to leave.”

    Patty can also be used in combination with other words, like “poopy patty”, “lazy patty” and “fatty patty.” One could call themselves a “fatty patty” for wanting to sit on the couch and eat doritos.


  46. Sarira, on February 2nd, 2011 at 8:07 pm Said:

    I love bingley.


  47. Firepower, on February 4th, 2011 at 11:53 am Said:

    what great advice for girls! these will rly only improve upon all that satisfaction theyve got in the 21st century.


  48. Ginngi, on February 5th, 2011 at 3:51 pm Said:

    #10-yes. I am with one now and he is amazing <3


  49. Firepower, on February 7th, 2011 at 1:06 pm Said:

    i like the model. chicks in red skirrts are easier to date than even those in red heels.


  50. steven, on February 7th, 2011 at 5:28 pm Said:

    fuck, just cut my hair…


  51. rebaba, on February 8th, 2011 at 9:47 pm Said:

    hysterical.

    http://www.wivesofhelldaughtersofearth.blogspot.com


  52. kevin, on February 12th, 2011 at 3:24 am Said:

    in some nerdy spheres, ! is called ‘bang’.

    as in “i totally wanna brolab with that jabroski and !! his girlgirlfriend”


  53. fergus, on February 16th, 2011 at 4:39 pm Said:

    lady, every post you make melts my head a little bit more. But hey, keep it up.


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