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1. ONLY buy NONSTOP flights!

2. the main goal/purpose of every setting you take your date to, is to make your date wanna get naked. so plan accordingly dudes!

3. stop being so proud of everything you DON’T do. OK, you don’t have a twitter account, you aren’t on facebook, you don’t have a tv… we get it! but get off your high horse already!

4. don’t bring your fucking cell phone into a spa sauna! It’s rude and it makes people feel unsettled and way vulnerable! those devices have photo and video capability you selfish, inconsiderate monster! how dare you!

5. always be mindful of the possibility of your vagina bump showing. if it’s showing, cover it. if it’s not..hey, at least you were mindful of it. phew!

6. getting brunch on a Sunday after having sex with your boyfriend will ONLY make you feel chic, hip, and metropolitan!

7. ordering mint tea and a salad will ONLY add to how chic you feel!

8. if a boy is attracted to you, he will find you. YOU need not chase HIM.

9. ONLY wear cashmere sweaters.

10. its great to feel STRONGLY about things, but sometimes you have to REEE-LAAAAAX!

By: boycrazy on February 7, 2011
Tags: the blind leading the blind

33 Responses to “the blind leading the blind (part 57):”

becki, on February 7th, 2011 at 3:31 am Said:

god.. i wish you’d posted this yesterday before I sent that email…
Matt, on February 7th, 2011 at 3:58 am Said:

Yeah, god damn, ladies, I can only go to so many chic brunch spots with my gay friends.
lyds., on February 7th, 2011 at 5:20 am Said:

#3. girl, preach.

xo.
heyitsAlexP, on February 7th, 2011 at 6:10 am Said:

There’s this weird kind of brunch culture in NYC and I’m so over it. The only couples that go to brunch here are the ones that secretly hate each other.
nene, on February 7th, 2011 at 7:07 am Said:

Thank you for number 3. Absofuckinlutely.

If you have consistant issues with number 5 there is a product for you!
http://www.cuchini.com/
ot, on February 7th, 2011 at 7:35 am Said:

Right on about NYC brunch, seems like all young couples in NYC are miserable in general.
it's true, on February 7th, 2011 at 9:29 am Said:

8 is the most imperative statement.
Carl, on February 7th, 2011 at 10:23 am Said:

Number 6 especially applies if you have sex IMMEDIATELY before leaving for the restaurant. The feeling can only be enhanced if you’re meeting a big group of friends.
T, on February 7th, 2011 at 10:24 am Said:

What is your stance on deleting a boy from your internet life? When does it become necessary? Should it include his family members and friends also or is that just dramatic?
Ophelia Olive, on February 7th, 2011 at 11:54 am Said:

what a great set of guidelines! love your blog
Manufactured Girl, on February 7th, 2011 at 1:08 pm Said:

This one was a really good one. I thoroughly enjoyed it and can’t wait to order mint tea and a salad.
Anna, on February 7th, 2011 at 2:07 pm Said:

Amen to number one & number 8! I kind of hate number 8 coz it’s true but it makes me feel in a non controlling way – powerless.
Everything I know about sex I learned from KISS, on February 7th, 2011 at 2:46 pm Said:

T: Just delete the dude.
Immediately deleting his family and non-mutual friends will make it too apparent that you’re sitting around, sorting through your friendship instead of meeting and probably banging hotter dudes, which is the exact opposite of the vibe you want to give. Phase out family and non-mutual friends the next time you cull the bullshit list out of your internet friends section. Except maybe their mom, because moms love Christmas cards, and mail is awesome.

A question vaguely pertaining to #6:
Is it still “brunch” if I just didn’t get up in time for breakfast, or does that just make it lunch and me lazy?
Rebecca, on February 7th, 2011 at 3:46 pm Said:

8. if a boy is attracted to you, he will find you. YOU need not chase HIM.

thank you for reminding me
double L, on February 7th, 2011 at 7:47 pm Said:

dear boy crazy girl, time to pick up a newspaper and learn a little bit about the world around you. you’re perspective is mind blowingly boring, not to mention downright offensive. sorry girlfriend, but i think it’s time you stop telling people to wear cashmere and start doing something worthwhile with you’re time. apparently people are drawn to your charisma–there are so many better ways to use that.
Sasha Lane, on February 7th, 2011 at 8:11 pm Said:

Mint tea and salad does sound nice, but it doesn’t sound too tasty.

Number 8, more girls need to realize this. Although one of my best friends is a guy and he says he thinks it’s great when girls chase after him.
tommy, on February 7th, 2011 at 8:12 pm Said:

once upon a time, there was a girl, who decided to post a funny, interesting self introspective blog called imboycrazy.com. some people got it, others, sadly, did not.fear not. she has a plan. await further instructions.
Walls Blank, on February 7th, 2011 at 9:21 pm Said:

Vagina bump? hahaha!!! I wish I knew how to just relax.
Elisa, on February 7th, 2011 at 10:19 pm Said:

omg!! was number 3 aimed at me?! no i dont think it was.
carmelo anthony, on February 7th, 2011 at 10:37 pm Said:

recently saw some chick with a mean ‘vagina bulge’ but i thought it was very sexy?
la la land, on February 8th, 2011 at 12:45 am Said:

#8 is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo so so so so soooo true…

and 1..
and 10…
and 6…
and 4…
For real?, on February 8th, 2011 at 11:00 am Said:

Number 8. All you girls out there that believe this 100% are ridiculous. Guys get tired of chasing girls constantly, a change of pace is refreshing. A girl that knows what she wants is an attractive quality. Being a dumb ass girl that thinks your the shit and all these guys need to be chasing you around is obnoxious, and not attractive. Believe me when a guy sees you walking down the street acting like your the shit and people need to pay attention to you constantly while your rude isn’t a turn on at all. Get real.
Sasha Lane, on February 8th, 2011 at 2:58 pm Said:

See ^

Eek. I’m doing EVERYTHING wrong.
#8, on February 8th, 2011 at 8:03 pm Said:

@forreal? so what if a girl is willing to put herself out there. how does she know the guy feels the same way?? i am all for being confident and going after a guy, but if he considers me as nothing more than a friend then he is sure to perceive my advances as “creepy”??!!
what to do, what to do!!
Andie, on February 8th, 2011 at 10:46 pm Said:

VAGINA BUMP! I fuckin love you.
Vicky Shazam, on February 10th, 2011 at 3:00 pm Said:

i love mint tea ugh especially peppermint tea, which i had a cup of earlier.
anyway uhm

i disagree with number 8! not all guys are confident! i’d like to believe [especially this guy i'm trying to "talk" to currently] is probably just as awkward as me

xoxo
chokehold, on February 12th, 2011 at 9:42 pm Said:

yeah… the blind leading the blind is right…
Lady Blue, on February 15th, 2011 at 7:22 pm Said:

1. Nonstop flights? Oh yes. It’s a sign that you’re grown. And not poor.

5. What is a vagina bump?!

8. I’m not sure about this nowadays. Or maybe a boy has never really liked me. *shrug*

9. YES. Cashmere. So warm. And so snuggly.
frank velazquez, on February 16th, 2011 at 4:56 pm Said:

caught my woman blowing my best friend in my bedroom with a spycam kinda pissed should i buy a gun no that’s a bad thing to do very antisocial should i kick his ass…no he’s bigger he’ll kick my ass.frankly pissed
frank velazquez, on February 16th, 2011 at 4:57 pm Said:

i know i’ll call alexi for advice
frank velazquez, on February 16th, 2011 at 4:58 pm Said:

who the fucking tap dancing christ is aaron rose??
frank, on March 18th, 2011 at 3:08 pm Said:

Turned on my tv a woman is trying to sell me a “life like vagina for only $49.00″ …hhmm just the vagina?What happened to the rest of her?Too cool!
kristian, on August 5th, 2011 at 4:40 pm Said:

8 is not true, you’re missing out on the shy boys

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