BLOG » one of each- a single girls dating checklist:
You’re young, you’re adorable, and you have your whole life ahead of you- before you have ties you can’t cut and responsibilities that weigh you down. and even if you NEVER have ANY of those things holding you back, the time is NOW to start (one at a time?) dating one of each type of the guys I’ve listed below. You’re welcome! Ready, set, go:
1. a fireman.
2. a laker.
3. a guy with a big private.
4. a top tier rapper.
5. a front man.
6. a drummer.
7. a mechanic.
8. a really sexy dumb guy with a tan who could be mistaken for a cowboy or a prostitute.
9. a movie star.
10. a nerd.
11. a man (young OR old) with salt and pepper hair.
12. an Asian guy with long hair who defies every stereotype.
13. a really funny guy.
14. a super femme straight guy.
15. a broody writer.
16. an 18 year old.
17. a 22yr old.
18. a guy who looks like a sexy vampire.
19. a painter.
20. a lawyer.
21. a guy with a motorcycle.
22. a guy with a vespa.
23. a guy with a cleft palette.
24. a guy who loves his mom.
25. a chef. but only for a brief period, so the time to lose the weight you’ve gained before you’re on to the next guy is minimal.
26. A guy who drives a prius.
27. a guy who drives a range rover.
28. a guy who has a driver.
29. a skateboarder (I.E. a guy who drives a skateboard) with abs of steel.
30. a guy with a neck tattoo.
31. a romantic.
32. a guy with a lisp.
33. a guy who doesn’t wear deodorant or cologne.
34. a guy who loves you.
35. a guy you don’t love, but the sex is amazing.
36. the owner of a major business/company.
37. a guy with a cat.
38. a guy with no dog.
39. a guy who eats healthy.
40. a surfer with shoulder length sun bleached blond hair.
41. Lenny kravitz.
42. a guy named: max, Simon, jasper, Wes, roman, Nate, Spencer, or Felix.
43. not a guy with dread locks.
44. a guy who would NEVER give up coffee, cuz he LOVES it/knows it’s so great!
45. a guy who wears, or just LOOKS like he’s wearing eyeliner.
46. a guy with a cool/great family that you really like, who really like you too.
47. an english guy.
48. a french guy. Only so you can learn the language while sexxxing and laying around in bed between kisses.
49. a red head.
50. an older man.
51. a younger man.