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1. don’t leave something at a guys house as a ploy to get him to call you or so you have an excuse to call him. let him call you because he wants to! in the meantime, stay busy.

2. it’s better to stay home and get much needed rest, rather than be seen in public looking like a haggard piece of shit who’s chasing the party. FYI: I’m reading this aloud while I look at myself in the mirror.

3. in relationships: compromise breeds resentment. but so can no compromise whatsoever. good luck!

4. girls: before a night out/sexy time rendezvous, ALWAYS make sure you don’t have any rogue black hairs growing out of your boobs. you’re welcome.

5. a gentleman never asks, and a woman never tells. this goes for topics like age and number of sexual partners.

6. you know you REALLY love someone/care about them when you keep their secrets, even though it kills you… cuz the perfect opportunities to bring up the secret tidbit keep popping up and would only enhance said conversation and blow peoples minds! But sometimes biting your tongue and holding back, being cool and having discretion trumps blowing peoples minds. you can blow your own mind by showing/proving to yourself that you can actually keep a goddamn secret and keep your fucking mouth shut!

7. don’t be so super critical of who you love. just trust your gut! stop being so judgmental about the dude you choose! it’s about how you FEEL! i mean geeze, as long as he has a car, money, good style, a nice body, a great relationship with his mom, is funny, ambitious, and treats you with respect… you’re good to go. so date freely and stop over-thinking!

8. shorter nails provide optimal texting capability! this seems trivial, i know. but sometimes we just need a reminder of the little things. i mean, god is in the details, riiiiiiight?

9. when on the precipice  or even in the midst of a fling, make-out, hang sesh, hookup- sometimes you have to ask yourself: what is the goal? is it love, or just an experience? It’s important to know how you feel, what you want, what you’re getting yourself into, and how hurt  you could get. and then throw all that out the window and just go with the flow.

10. in spite of it ALL, people still fall in love. phew.

By: boycrazy on April 28, 2011
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25 Responses to “the blind leading the blind (part 60):”

  1. funmi wittle, on April 28th, 2011 at 7:07 am Said:

    AWWWWW thanks alexissssss!!!!!
    i soooo agree with the short nails comment though xxx


  2. sarah, on April 28th, 2011 at 7:09 am Said:

    Best one eva! xx


  3. Liz, on April 28th, 2011 at 7:20 am Said:

    i love these! glad you are back.


  4. angela, on April 28th, 2011 at 7:32 am Said:

    thanks so much for #9. you always bring it me back down to earth!


  5. angela, on April 28th, 2011 at 7:32 am Said:

    ***bring me back down to earth.


  6. Sasha Lane, on April 28th, 2011 at 7:48 am Said:

    I will never understand the whole “not sharing your age” thing. Nowadays dudes in their 40′s look better than ever but I do not want to be dating a 40 year-old (unless it was like Jared Leto, of course).

    Then again I’m only 18 so I’m not really ashamed of my age? Ugh.


  7. Fi, on April 28th, 2011 at 8:27 am Said:

    One of the best BLTB yet! I loved it!
    It just makes it that much more awesome because literally, half of what you mentioned was on my mind this week.
    Esp. #9. In the end I couldn’t really wrap my head around how I felt or where I wanted it to go. Love is scary sometimes.. if thats what it even is right now, and but knowing that love is still possible after a horrid breakup is relief. So your right, sometimes it’s just best to go with the flow.
    I LOVE YOU ALEXI! <3


  8. Carolina, on April 28th, 2011 at 9:35 am Said:

    Uhhhhamazing! Best one yet, xoxo!!


  9. pj rourk, on April 28th, 2011 at 10:52 am Said:

    Ranch Cucamonga sorry i just like to say that,Rancho Cuca monga


  10. Vicky Shazam, on April 28th, 2011 at 11:17 am Said:

    this is the kind of blind leading the blind that i miss!
    and love.

    xoxo


  11. Semi-Ryukyu, on April 28th, 2011 at 4:46 pm Said:

    Thank you for # 8. When I see long nails, I think “talons”… doesn’t matter how nicely polished they are or if they have funky artwork on them… talons. And I don’t want talons on my back, in my face, on my privates, etc. I realize they’re good for some formal occasions… so please use falsies. And keep your short, real ones clean and healthy. Hands can be so sexy. And don’t hesitate to demand reciprocation.

    Same goes quadruple for the feet. No talons and keep ‘em clean and healthy, please. Just like hairy legs, this is a ‘dealbreaker’ for many of us.

    As a gentleman, I never ask about age or partners, but it’s as much because it doesn’t matter as because it’s impolite. Helen Mirren is still sexy as hell… it’s about how you are, not how old you are (or aren’t). Just about every guy over 25 has met at least one or two women 20 years older than him that he’d hook up with in a heartbeat.


  12. Sonia, on April 28th, 2011 at 9:05 pm Said:

    can’t love #9 more. i’m actually stuck in this situation. i’m figuring out myself. no matter what we do, we better know why. there is always a reason why we did that.


  13. erika, on April 29th, 2011 at 10:04 pm Said:

    this reminds me….relationships are exhausting


  14. bryanna_leigh, on April 30th, 2011 at 2:15 pm Said:

    alexis you’re a whore…everyone knows it.

    thats all i have to say…


  15. Laura, on May 1st, 2011 at 12:03 am Said:

    What the hell? black hairs on boobs? Is that even possible? I have to google this.


  16. BLU LAMBO, on May 1st, 2011 at 1:02 am Said:

    @bryanna_leigh DON’T YOU UNDERSTANDDD WE LIKE IT WHEN YOU CALL US WHORESSSSS


  17. thomas, on May 1st, 2011 at 7:19 pm Said:

    bryanna, who the hell are you to call alexi a whore? or anyone else, for that matter. double standard much? it’s women like you that set back equal rights a couple million years. a persons’ sexuality is not for anyone else to judge. get a clue.


  18. thomas, on May 1st, 2011 at 8:18 pm Said:

    on a more important note, BIN LADEN DEAD!! and US forces did it! UH-RAH!!!


  19. Elise, on May 2nd, 2011 at 6:57 am Said:

    I have to hang my head in shame, I’ve been guilty of being too critical of who I give my love to. I think it’s partly a mixture of fear of ‘what if it all goes wrong so soon’ and ‘I’m not sure I want to be in a relationship’. Anyway, he is everything you described: “he has a car, money, good style, a nice body, a great relationship with his mom, is funny, ambitious, and treats you with respect”. May be I’ll stop being a bitch and just let him into my heart…


  20. Elise, on May 2nd, 2011 at 6:59 am Said:

    @thomas: at 8am (UK time) I was texting everyone on my phone about it! I don’t want to get political on here but I’m pretty sure the main onerous on capturing Osama Bin Laden was on the US because of your previous president.


  21. pj rourk, on May 2nd, 2011 at 11:32 am Said:

    Osama is dead one less ass hole to worry about.God bless the navy seals!God bless pres.Obama! Obama 1,Osama 0!


  22. pj rourk, on May 2nd, 2011 at 11:36 am Said:

    Bryanna leigh, live and let live fuck Osama bin laden.Osama bin shot!


  23. Julia, on May 2nd, 2011 at 11:53 am Said:

    THANK – YOU for #8

    people always ask me why my nails aren’t longer.
    texting, duuuh.


  24. ab, on May 3rd, 2011 at 3:35 pm Said:

    great post. really one of the best yet. seriously, so fucking good.

    to the homegirl bryanna leigh: how does calling alexi (her name is alexi, not alexis by the way) have anything to do with this post? that is such an over used and invalid insult. this was an awesome post, so even if she is a whore, and i am fairly certain that she is not, than it would still be irrelevant. get a life and/or grow up.


  25. Walls Blank, on May 5th, 2011 at 3:23 am Said:

    you know you REALLY love someone/care about them when you keep their secrets, even though it kills you… <— that is so freakin true. I learned the hard way though from someone who did not keep my secrets. Ouch. Scars are healed wounds right?


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