BLOG » the blind leading the blind (part 62):

1. when the person you’re texting lets you have the last word by letting you be the last person to text; in actuality, THEY’RE the one getting the last word. FUCK!

2. necks are sexy. so put your hair up in a high bun already! geeze. HIGHER.

3. 2011 is all about friends. or was it ‘fucking’. shit, i can’t remember… i know it starts with an ‘f’. I’m pretty sure it’s ‘friends’. my bad. good luck. xo

4. the minute you hear a girl say ‘I have daddy issues’ run! Run for your life! Unless it’s me. cuz if it is, you should totally stick around/stay a second longer. I’m special and cool, i swear! We’ll get through this, I promise.

5. clementines really are the potato chips of the fruit community. you can’t have just one!

6. hey, stop calling everything couture! Just because you decided to start some shitty clothing company, doesn’t mean you’re allowed to call your gear ‘couture’!

7. driving to urth cafe with your friends, while blasting hip hop/hard rap and ever so subtly bopping your head back and forth is a SUREFIRE way to feel like you’re LIVING the show ‘entourage’. BUT the BEST part is choosing who gets to play turtle! I’m drama! I’m drama!

8. if your facial hair requires way too much upkeep, then it’s time to shave off ALL of your facial hair!

9. this summer is all about skinny girl margaritas.

10. if you don’t have a passport: get a passport! status wise, it like TOTALLY takes you up a notch or TEN!

By: boycrazy on May 20, 2011
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19 Responses to “the blind leading the blind (part 62):”

  1. Elise, on May 20th, 2011 at 6:10 am Said:

    You’re right about the clementines.


  2. HeyitsAlexP, on May 20th, 2011 at 8:42 am Said:

    #5 and #10 are so true.


  3. Helena, on May 20th, 2011 at 8:42 am Said:

    Get it Alexi! Necks are sexy. Loves.

    Fuck I shouldn’t have outed my Daddy issues. I’ll keep that shit to myself next time. You are so right.


  4. Sasha Lane, on May 20th, 2011 at 8:54 am Said:

    Number 5 is most definitely true haha! As for number 2, I kind of feel like pony-tails are totally sexier and make a girls neck look so much longer!


  5. kim, on May 20th, 2011 at 8:56 am Said:

    #1 is true. its a game.

    aannd im pretty sure all girls have daddy issues.


  6. tanya, on May 20th, 2011 at 9:02 am Said:

    totally agree with 2, necks are sexy, on both ladies and gents(mostly gents)!
    number 6 made me laugh! :D


  7. H, on May 20th, 2011 at 10:15 am Said:

    alexi fuck! you nailed #1. even worse when you’re the one that STARTED the conversation! ugh!


  8. Jimmy, on May 20th, 2011 at 11:10 am Said:

    Hey, cool boobs. Fuckin’ nailed it…


  9. amy, on May 20th, 2011 at 1:27 pm Said:

    i LOOOOVE skinny girls margs!


  10. Mathias, on May 20th, 2011 at 1:47 pm Said:

    I think 2010 was about Fucking and 2011 is Friends.


  11. madison, on May 20th, 2011 at 2:29 pm Said:

    What are skinny girl margaritas!?! And can 2011 be about Fucking AND Friends??? Or Fucking friends??? I mean.. I’ll take either really.. xoxoxxxx


  12. Semi-Ryukyu, on May 20th, 2011 at 2:30 pm Said:

    #8 = Are you KIDDING ? Unibrows are awful, but no (real) eyebrows is a creepy kind of thing to have to avoid blurting out a remark about the whole time you’re trying not to stare at (the lack of) them. Tattoos or drawing them on looks super-lame.

    #5 & #10 = Totally frickin’ true. So very true.


  13. Cara, on May 21st, 2011 at 1:56 pm Said:

    I agree on the clementines.


  14. Steven Counts, on May 21st, 2011 at 6:27 pm Said:

    haha #7 is the best. i’m for sure Vinny! or Ari


  15. chantelle, on May 22nd, 2011 at 12:33 am Said:

    Clementines are totally fruit crack.


  16. Aubrianna, on May 23rd, 2011 at 8:51 am Said:

    #s 1 & 2 are SO true. Looking forward to another Blind Leading the Blind. I recently started reading this blog and I can’t seem to tear myself away from it now!


  17. AM, on May 23rd, 2011 at 4:47 pm Said:

    Alexi – I get the feeling that #6 is referring to Real Housewives of Orange County. I love how that shitbag named her clothing line “alexis couture” which Andy Cohen revealed is also the name of a fat porn start.


  18. guess who, on May 23rd, 2011 at 9:17 pm Said:

    IMBOYCRAZY. a lie in the form of a kick in the balls in the form of more lies


  19. Ice Cold Zine, on May 26th, 2011 at 8:12 pm Said:

    Juicy… Couture? The article ‘A Sort of Rebuttal’ reminded me of devirginizing sexual experience at age 18.


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