BLOG » the blind leading the blind (part 63):

1. summer 2011 is ALL about crop tops! YES, side boob is still WAY in.. but we’re giving ourselves the option of under boob!

2. wearing a heather gray tee out to a club, or any place sweating will definitely occur, is a rookie mistake. it’s amateur hour USA. Always think two steps ahead.

3. eliminate the word ‘buddy’ from your vocabulary.

4. aim higher. No dude, HIGHER!

5. even if you’re only going into the bathroom to look at your face, check your teeth and your nostrils, apply lipstick,  and/or wash your hands… always look at the toilet to make sure nothing embarrassing is going on in there- cuz even if it wasn’t you (and it totes WASN’T, cuz girls don’t do gross stuff), you’re the one who’s gonna be walking out of that room, and whatever embarrassing nonsense is leftover in there- you’ll be to blame. So fuckin’ check yo-self before you wreck yo-self bro.

6. if you notice that the bathrooms at clubs you frequent start to have attendants in them- it means your life is getting better… or worse, depending on how you look at it.

7. girls! Don’t send nude pix! ever! they always end up where they shouldn’t! yes, even with your head cut out of the pic!

8. whenever you text ‘what are you doing?’ you might as well be saying ‘I want you to fuck me right now’. That’s why I always text ‘what are you up to?’ MUCH CLASSIER!

9. you know it’s serious when you move your computer into your girlfriend’s house and it’s NOT a laptop!

10. whenever you text or email something that’s questionable, shit talky, or potentially sketchy… ALWAYS remember its subject to be read/shown to everyone you NEVER wanted to see it!

By: boycrazy on May 31, 2011
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18 Responses to “the blind leading the blind (part 63):”

  1. pfft, on May 31st, 2011 at 10:17 am Said:

    you might be attractive if your mouth was sewn shut and your fingers were cut off.


  2. dancingfeelsgood, on May 31st, 2011 at 11:20 am Said:

    should guys let a girl know if they’ve haven’t had sex in a while. is it like an “aww this is a little more special” thing or “who’s this pathetic dude i’m letting fuck me?”


  3. Sasha Lane, on May 31st, 2011 at 11:22 am Said:

    So many nudes on the is anyone up website, it’s a new marketing tool to gain some kind of exposure.

    Guys need to learn about the gray tee rule as well. So many fucking stains.


  4. Xavier, on May 31st, 2011 at 11:30 am Said:

    Why don’t you take your cartoon character, and your churlish little blog, pimp it out of a stinky bathroom and tell us how much better your life is getting?


  5. peky, on May 31st, 2011 at 11:47 am Said:

    soooooooooooooooo true on crop tops rocking one right now =D


  6. pj rourk, on May 31st, 2011 at 12:07 pm Said:

    BOTH OF THESE ACTORS ARE DEAD, CAREER WISE RIGHT? KINDA LIKE THIS ABORTION OF A BLOG. RIGHT?


  7. Lupe, on May 31st, 2011 at 1:29 pm Said:

    Whoa why so many haters?! <3 youuu


  8. rachel, on May 31st, 2011 at 1:48 pm Said:

    haters gon’ hate.

    love the post :)


  9. Josh, on May 31st, 2011 at 2:27 pm Said:

    I wipe off every toilet seat I use so no one thinks I peed on it. P.s. EVERY mens room toilet seat has piss on it


  10. HeyitsAlexP, on May 31st, 2011 at 2:57 pm Said:

    re #8: I prefer “where are you?” Much more direct, haha.


  11. Xavier, on May 31st, 2011 at 3:00 pm Said:

    A lot of people “hate on” this which is another way of saying we’re “tired of” the successive dumbing down of culture. They just don’t bother to say it on here. So, yeah, to paraphrase from Slick Rick: your lame ass rap career is done.


  12. Ice Cold Zine, on May 31st, 2011 at 8:08 pm Said:

    Alexi, how do you feel about this; “Just because you’re wearing high-heeled sexy shoes doesn’t mean you should have a baby,” Neil Cole, regarding the payment of $200,000+ towards Bristol Palin for her work on abstinence… talk about BOY CRAZY!


  13. Ice Cold Zine, on May 31st, 2011 at 8:12 pm Said:

    PS: Hooray under-boob. I feel like a kid during 90′s again!


  14. beautyinbaltimore, on May 31st, 2011 at 8:13 pm Said:

    number5

    I always take one last peak at the toilet before I leave the bathroom. I hate when it stinks just as i walk in. I carry these little sprays from a candle shop that I spritz before I leave.

    number1
    love the side boob but it only looks good on women with small boobs like Beyonce and Rihanna. If you are a full B and above, leave the side boob alone.

    number 3
    Love heather grey. I love the Jcrew tissue t’s. I must have like 3 in heather grey.


  15. madison, on May 31st, 2011 at 10:58 pm Said:

    I LOVED this one… so many good ones!! UMMMMMM NUMBER 8!!!!!!!!!!!


  16. DIRTY VIRGIN, on June 2nd, 2011 at 3:14 pm Said:

    club etiquette 101. love it.


  17. Jackie, on June 2nd, 2011 at 4:33 pm Said:

    Love the picture


  18. Semi-Ryukyu, on June 2nd, 2011 at 7:10 pm Said:

    Alexi, your side-boob or under-boob will ALWAYS be in… ;)


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