Like a couple of years ago, I was like sitting in my car after a Cal graduation, and like parked next to me was like a blonde girl in like a white Rabbit convertible. And like she was wearing an academic robe and hood after like having just received her doctoral degree.
The long and short of it, she was on her cell phone with a friend … sounding much as I wrote above. I turned to my passenger and offered, “I hope it isn’t an English degree.”
Ah, just a legend in her own mind… This is (like) the new path to how to get famous when you’re borderline (and by that I mean, you live in Hollywood and you have parents who were borderline famous): get on the web and just HARDSELL “fans” -it doesn’t matter what caliber or grade or where they came from- over the web, CONSTANTLY, that you OUGHT to be famous, that you’re on the BLEEDING EDGE of what you do until people start believing it, which in this case can essentially be equated with a LIE, and when in REALITY, what you really need is a editor, not an intern, because this writing you have here wouldn’t get you though the tenth grade. Pretty soon we will live in world where musicians and actors are just professional TWEET artists so they won’t even have to do the work of making actual content anymore! That’s gonna be RAD.
…and then you goad your other borderline famous friends -by that I truly do mean MARGINAL- to plug whatever it is you doing on the web (in exchange for whatever) to make it seem legit. I know, I know, “haters gonna hate” but in the event that you yourself are on tack to becoming a vulnerable adult, I’m just trying to let you know how it works. Just an FYI…
IDK UH GONNA SAY IMMABOYCRAZY IS OK AND I THINK BOESL IS RIGHT ISH.
ACTUALLY I LUV IT.
i just thought he was cute and i was too lazy to write a long story. but, yeah. guess i’m a dick. xoxo
Tool had it right everyone in L.A. should learn to swim.Check out the aenema song on you tube!Fuck all the insecure actresses