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WEDNESDAY AUGUST 31, 2011

DURING BOYCRAZY RADIO

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We’ll bro out, role play,

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and life dilemmas!

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the blind leading the blind (part 68):

1. play spin the bottle. always. Mouth herpes will ward off genital herpes.

2. just because a guy is gay, doesn’t mean he’s a sexual deviant! I’m so tired of hetero dudes or people in general being like ‘he’s gay? He’s not gonna try to rape me, is he?’ you wish!

3. eliminate the word ‘hate’ from your vocabulary.

4. i hate you.

5. if your stomach/tum tum has a tendency to be a little crazy or sensitive, pop a couple activated charcoal tablets before and after you eat. Available at whole foods. you’re welcs.

6. stop getting mad and saying ‘fuck, that bitch/asshole! he/she led me on!’ There’s no such thing! yes, we could delve deeper into a super munipulitave ‘leading on’ scenario… but for the most part, you’re just bitter the person doesn’t wanna see you anymore. but it’s ok! enjoy the time you spent together. hopefully you both learned about what works and doesn’t work for you! We’re all just trying people on for size! and sometimes it doesn’t work out! fuck, most of the time it doesn’t work out! relax!

7. don’t mess with a girl who is uncomfortable with her body or weight. and ps: chances are, she doesn’t want to sexxx either. and pps: she might get mad at you  too… for things that aren’t your fault. in closing: moody, weight fluctuating, and/or hormonal girls who don’t feel good in their skin, aren’t to be trifled with. i should know.

8. pineapple juice is the best juice in the whole entire world! plus it makes your privates taste good! Don’t fight me on this. You’ll lose every time! oh WHAT did you just say, apple juice is? Fuck you man! Fuck you!

9. how great is watermelon?! I know! not the juice, just the straight up fruit!

10. always smell every bit of clothing you are about to put on, including/especially your bra and panties. you never know if you might smell like mildew or weirdness for whatever reason. yeah, laugh now, but it wont be so funny when you’re with the girl/boy of your dreams in a super intimate situation and you realize THEN that you smell way crazy! you’re welcome!

PS: THANK YOU SO MUCH TO ELLE MAGAZINE AND THE COVETEUR FOR THE AMAZING FEATURE! I LOVE YOU GUYS!

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reader submission: vanity

Dear Alexi,

First off, I love reading your blog, your blind leading the blind posts always make my days, I am always eagerly awaiting new ones.

Lately, I feel that I have zero confidence. I think it’s funny how one day I can think I’m beautiful and skinny and the next day think I’m not worth looking at.

I crave boys attention, don’t we all? I want to be noticed, to be pretty, and to maybe land a guy as awesome as I think I am.

My friend told me that I always date down. Perhaps, but I feel that it’s way more important to feel pretty, and happy, and secure around a boy who may not be as attractive as you, but dresses way nice, and always has something positive to say. He brings out an energy in you that you don’t have around anyone else. But then there’s the side of me that thinks that she has a point, that I do date down. I feel that any attractive boy I meet has zero brain cells and cannot keep a conversation, and/or just wants ass. Is there such thing as an attractive guy who genuinely wants to be with me, and not in a sexual way? Maybe I’m jaded because any attractive boy I’ve been with was only about the ass.

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cultivating a personality

recently i experienced a moment of clarity about myself. for a split second, i discovered some of the reasons i am the way i am; why i do the things i do; and how i became the person i am today. for whatever reason, i tapped into myself (no, i’m not talking about masturbating- but probably that too) and saw myself clearly. all of a sudden, it dawned on me: for as long as i can remember, i’d been the perfect blend of SUPER DUPER self conscious AND a people pleaser.

i remember not feeling comfortable with silence. i always felt an intense need to fill every moment with words or laughter. and at some point, i made an unconscious decision to cope and take control of this debilitating/painful/heavy state i was in. the fear and self consciousness was just too much and something shifted in me. so what did i do? well, whenever i needed to fill the scary silence, i would do it by asking people questions, listening to the answers, making jokes, and complimenting people. this served me in many ways: asking lots of questions took away the unknown of scary silence and my inability to be calm/still within it. it alleviated my self consciousness/feelings of not being enough/thinking too much/putting a magnifying glass on every single situation i found myself in- because i was attacking it or at least coming up with a new and interesting/dynamic way to frame it.

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TONIGHT: ‘BOYCRAZY RADIO’

CALL ME TONIGHT

WEDNESDAY AUGUST 24, 2011

DURING BOYCRAZY RADIO

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OR CALL TOLL FREE:

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PS: if you’re in another country,

you can call me using gmail or skype!

PPS: if you can’t call during the show,

leave me a message on my NEW toll free

‘boycrazy voice-mailbox’ 1(888)666-2045

We’ll bro out, role play,

& discuss ALL your love, sex, dating,

and life dilemmas!

Listen to internet radio with Alexi Wasser on Blog Talk Radio

thank you so much to ‘the world’s best ever’!

“These songs are a major part of the timeline of my life. i was obsessed with each song at various stages in my life. some were soundtracks to break-ups, some for falling in love, and others were written for me by boys i dated. i used to be way more emo, but i’ve always been/and am still a romantic, and i feel like all these songs are epic for making out, rolling around naked with whoever you’re crazy about, and weeping when you feel it necessary. good luck. i love you.” -alexi celine wasser

Sound Advice 109- click HERE to download

01. Get Me Away From Here I’m Dying by Belle and Sebastian
02. Fuzzy by Grant Lee Buffalo
03. Dramamine by Modest Mouse
04. I’m Single by Lil’ Wayne
05. Master of None by Beach House
06. First Breath After Coma by Explosions in the Sky
07. I Went to the Hospital by Cass McCombs
08. Flume by Bon Iver
09. La Vie En Rose by Edith Piaf
10. The Way You Look Tonight by Frank Sinatra
11. Stuck in the Middle With You by Stealers Wheel
12. Love is All I Am by Dawes
13. Waterloo Sunset by The Kinks
14. Cigarettes and Cola by Jet
15. I’m in Love With a Girl by Big Star
16. It’s All Over Now, Baby Blue by Them
17. Round One (Salem remix) by Gucci Mane
18. The Bells by The Make-Up
19. Lex by Ratatat
20. Rock Bottom Riser by Smog

reader submission: dear alexi…

hi alexi,

i don’t know why i feel like sharing this with a random stranger, but for some reason it makes sense at 2 in the morning while i am delirious from studying:

it’s better to wake up alone than spend the night with someone who doesn’t give you everything you deserve.

this might not be especially profound or innovative, but i feel like it’s something that people need to understand. warm bodies just aren’t worth the messes they make. i’m far too sober to go in depth about the events which led this thought to transpire, but perhaps an idea to share with your readers. maybe if i’d realized this sooner, i wouldn’t be such a hot mess of a twenty two year old.

love, xxxx

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and write ‘make it YOURS monday’ in the heading.

I LOVE YOU

PS:

•if the idea doesn’t TOTALLY repulse you, follow me on twitter @imboycrazy

•call me and leave a voice message: 888 666-2045 ask me a question, tell me a secret, or say something neat.

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the blind leading the blind (part 67):

1. instead of saying ‘i’m having my period’, start saying ‘i’m celebrating not being pregnant’. it’s so much more chic to speak in code.

2. no matter what you do, if you refer to anything as a ‘gig’… its’s over! the word ‘gig’ is as awful as the word ‘aspiring’.

3. a side affect of the morning after pill might not be weight loss, but it will prevent the weight of a child from forming in your womb! so that’s pretty cool!

4. all girls love reading their susan miller horoscopes on astrologyzone.com (and then comparing whether they’re a good match with a boy, depending on HIS sign). Case closed. deal with it!

5. tan pants? But why? and when i say ‘tan’, i am NOT referring to khaki. yes to khaki pants. yes all the way!

6. dear dudes who work in the whole foods parking lot, who pretend to be there to make the parking situation easier for everyone; you are NOT helpful! you are the opposite of helpful! in actuality, you are totally in my way! i am fully capable of getting in and out of my parking space WITHOUT YOU! and when you motion for me to back up, i find it completely condescending. it makes me furious! and you know what the worst part is? if i WERE to FULLY trust you and your hand gestures, motioning and beckoning me backwards, i bet you would TOTALLY let me crash into someone/something! so fuck you! and stay out of my goddam way! fuck! don’t even get me started on the people with the petitions outside of supermarkets! that’s a whole OTHER rant for ANOTHER day!

7. just because he’s tall enough to be a Laker, doesn’t mean he has a big dick. ALWAYS do the casual graze during the initial make-out.

8. ALL girls love chap stick. Case closed. deal with it!

9. always make sure the place you live appears photo shoot worthy and photo shoot ready. This can be achieved for cheap! either swiffer that shit yourself, or get a housekeeper for $60.

10. start referring to Los Angeles as ‘LaLa Land’ unless you prefer my previous recommendation: ‘tinseltown.’ either are great options.

PS: follow me on twitter @imboycrazy

PPS: leave me a message on my boycrazy voice-mailbox 888 666-2045

ask me a question, tell me a secret, or just say something neat.

xoxo

TONIGHT: ‘BOYCRAZY RADIO’!

CALL ME TONIGHT

WEDNESDAY AUGUST 17, 2011

DURING BOYCRAZY RADIO

9PM PST/12AM EST

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DIAL:

1(646) 378-0649

OR CALL TOLL FREE:

1(877) 569-3588

PS: if you’re in another country,

you can call me using gmail or skype!

PPS: if you can’t call during the show,

leave me a message on my NEW toll free

‘boycrazy voice-mailbox’ 1(888)666-2045

We’ll bro out, role play,

& discuss ALL your love, sex, dating,

and life dilemmas!

Listen to internet radio with Alexi Wasser on Blog Talk Radio

make it YOURS mondays!

(JOIN THE I’M BOYCRAZY CONVERSATION! IF YOU WANNA SUBMIT SOMETHING, I’D LOVE TO SEE IT AND POST IT! I PREFER VIDEO SUBMISSIONS- UNDER 3 MINUTES: E MAIL ME @ boycrazyalexi@gmail.com I LOVE YOU)



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