BLOG » the blind leading the blind (part 71):
1. granola is fattening.
2. really? there was a line for the bathroom? Really? YOU’RE DISGUSTING! And… a liar!
3. you don’t need to turn your phone off. Nobody’s calling you.
4. it’s not ok to say ‘I don’t have AIDS, I’m white.’ When you’re trying to fuck a girl without a condom.
5. if you know you’re over it/her: break up! Don’t wait for her to get pregnant… cuz she will!
6. it’s not worth being someones bf/gf if you don’t think you’ll be together forever. Even if you won’t. Even if you aren’t. Even if you’re fifteen years old… the love should always be that passionate.
7. if you have to ask him to make you a mix, he doesn’t love you.
8. saxophone in a song immediately makes it lame.
9. something about hearing a guy order a hazelnut latte is such a clitoral hard off.
10. NO, I don’t think you should get that tattoo.