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1. granola is fattening.

2. really? there was a line for the bathroom? Really? YOU’RE DISGUSTING! And… a liar!

3. you don’t need to turn your phone off. Nobody’s calling you.

4. it’s not ok to say ‘I don’t have AIDS, I’m white.’ When you’re trying to fuck a girl without a condom.

5. if you know you’re over it/her: break up! Don’t wait for her to get pregnant… cuz she will!

6. it’s not worth being someones bf/gf if you don’t think you’ll be together forever. Even if you won’t. Even if you aren’t. Even if you’re fifteen years old… the love should always be that passionate.

7. if you have to ask him to make you a mix, he doesn’t love you.

8. saxophone in a song immediately makes it lame.

9. something about hearing a guy order a hazelnut latte is such a clitoral hard off.

10. NO, I don’t think you should get that tattoo.

By: boycrazy on September 23, 2011
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36 Responses to “the blind leading the blind (part 71):”

  1. cassie, on September 23rd, 2011 at 2:27 am Said:

    i look forward to these and you never disappoint!


  2. cassie, on September 23rd, 2011 at 2:29 am Said:

    number 7 is the bestt


  3. charlotte, on September 23rd, 2011 at 2:32 am Said:

    couldn’t agree more with:

    6. it’s not worth being someones bf/gf if you don’t think you’ll be together forever. Even if you won’t. Even if you aren’t. Even if you’re fifteen years old… the love should always be that passionate.

    - but such agreement has resulted in me being 24 and never having had a boyfriend. talk to me about whether this is a joke rule or a real rule that people actually follow? and if people actually follow it – are you incredibly stupid with those people you pick, or just incredibly lucky?!


  4. Kathleen Marie, on September 23rd, 2011 at 2:34 am Said:

    Lexi, I completely agree with you.

    I also think that 89.9% of guys are absolute douche bags. I’ve had much experience and my opinion has not changed.

    Yes, I’ve fallen in love. No, the guy has not fallen in love with me back.
    Sad story. I will not kill myself over it, but I do regret it.


  5. Kenneth, on September 23rd, 2011 at 2:34 am Said:

    six is so wrong. you need to make mistakes to grow, and if you find someone you could be with for that long, you’ll either fuck it up by being an inexperienced little kid, or you’re living in a god-damned fairy tale.


  6. awesome possum, on September 23rd, 2011 at 2:35 am Said:

    #7 my boyfriend doesnt love me.


  7. Adele, on September 23rd, 2011 at 2:56 am Said:

    I agree with Keneth. I always love the blind leading the blind but six is a mistake.


  8. Melanie Flash, on September 23rd, 2011 at 4:24 am Said:

    Number 6 is spot on. She’s not saying you WILL be together that long but you should aim for forever. If your passion has an expiration date, you will undoubtedly find yourself hovering over the kitchen sink with an idle bowl of dry fucking cereal to your left pouring out spoiled milk and comparing it to your relationship. I mean I think that’s what she’s saying.


  9. HeyitsAlexP, on September 23rd, 2011 at 5:20 am Said:

    OMG #8…hilarious and I never thought of this before.


  10. Annie, on September 23rd, 2011 at 5:45 am Said:

    I ALWAYS live by #6 – at least when dating when looking for a relationship! The point is not to believe, and certainly not to expect, that you’ll be together forever… but you should be able to turn to the person (even on a first date) and think, “Does this person have the POTENTIAL to be my husband/wife/partner?”

    If you can think of a good reason to say “Absolutely NOT”, why bother, or put yourself through loving someone you know isn’t going to work out? But if you think, “Maaaybe…”, then go on that 2nd/3rd/100th date!

    If you’re saying “Absolutely NOT” to every guy that comes along, chances are your expectations are high. No one is Prince Charming!


  11. Sasha Lane, on September 23rd, 2011 at 8:01 am Said:

    I agree with you on number 6 for the most part but does it always have to be all or nothing?


  12. Sconley, on September 23rd, 2011 at 8:30 am Said:

    “8. saxophone in a song immediately makes it lame.
    Clarence Clemmons änd Bruce Springsteen might NOT agree…


  13. monalaura, on September 23rd, 2011 at 8:55 am Said:

    love 9

    dont exactly agree with nr 6. i’ve was in a rellationship that started as something very casual, and i was thinking fun for now, but eventually it turned rather serious.

    sometimes you need time to realise how special someone is!


  14. hanna, on September 23rd, 2011 at 10:13 am Said:

    #7 noooooooo, but SO true. This JUST happened to me.


  15. Tommy, on September 23rd, 2011 at 10:32 am Said:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaoLU6zKaws
    best song with a saxaphone


  16. Katie K., on September 23rd, 2011 at 4:03 pm Said:

    am I the only one who doesn’t get #2? There are lines for bathrooms everywhere all the time.


  17. Ve, on September 23rd, 2011 at 4:10 pm Said:

    @Katie k, she’s talking about people pooping in a public bathroom and then lying about it.


  18. loisreverine, on September 23rd, 2011 at 4:12 pm Said:


  19. loisreverine, on September 23rd, 2011 at 4:13 pm Said:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWi9Ynn3ocM
    *


  20. charlotte, on September 23rd, 2011 at 5:23 pm Said:

    always pretty fuckin true dude. but number 6 is WAY wrong. i see what you were sayin but some of the raddest punk bands and classic rock musicians/bands have sax in their songs. reconsider dat shit! but other than that, nice list


  21. charlotte, on September 23rd, 2011 at 5:23 pm Said:

    and when i say number 6, i mean number 8. number six is way RIGHT.


  22. TheDude, on September 23rd, 2011 at 8:15 pm Said:

    Number 4…hmm…need to try that sometime…just kidding that one is pretty tasteless…only in LALA Land.

    Number 6 makes sense to me; it is a more European view of relationships. Where you date a woman because you both believe you will be with her together but accept the fact that, that is unlikely. Different value system. Here in the US, we really believe marriage means something until your first divorce, then your second, then your third and unless you’re Elizabeth Taylor you eventually give up on marriage or the idea of, “forever.”

    7. I’m hoping by, “mix,” you mean trail mix–which you probably don’t because number 1 indicates it’s fattening–or cocktail mix…please do not mean music mix…That is both so nineties and tacky…I knew a dude as a kid who made music mixes for every girl he wanted to date, he never got a date.

    8. I would modify it, “Kenny G in a song immediately makes it lame.” SOB ruined Saxophone for everyone…white dude with, “G,” in his stage name how dare he.

    Famous Saxophone songs, Lou Reed, “Walk on the Wild Side,” this is a song way ahead of it’s time. Much like, “Day Tripper,” you grow up hearing it but when you’re an adult your really listen to it and realize, “Whoa, this song is perverse…but in a cool way.’ How about, “Careless Whisper?” You can put that song repeat and have sex to it. Well, you have to ignore the whole George Michael part…oh eff it, listen to Seether’s remake…have sex to that one.


  23. Steven Augustine, on September 24th, 2011 at 5:54 am Said:

    @#8: Morphine? “Cure for Pain”? Lame?


  24. TREVOR, on September 24th, 2011 at 4:00 pm Said:

    THIS WAS FUNNY AS HELL!! THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH!


  25. Amb, on September 24th, 2011 at 6:07 pm Said:

    Number 6= EXACTLY. Love should be THAT passionate.


  26. ali, on September 24th, 2011 at 6:43 pm Said:

    http://fashionista.com/2010/03/but-will-there-be-consequences-for-terry-richardson/

    posting terry richardson photography is contrary to the spirit of this blog (which I’ve read for 3 years.)

    It always bothers me when you do…but all I can think of to combat this is to post this link here. maybe you’re aware this or maybe you arent. I hope you aren’t.


  27. ali, on September 24th, 2011 at 6:45 pm Said:

    i also disagree about the saxophone. sax is sexy. obama had facebook, but clinton had the sax.


  28. um, on September 24th, 2011 at 10:17 pm Said:

    totally disagree with number 8!! sax = sexxxy


  29. Al, on September 25th, 2011 at 3:22 pm Said:

    The sax was banned in music at one time (in the 1920′s) because it was deemed to sexy and promoted loose behavior.

    Don’t even think about getting a tatoo. They are not sexy and most men don’t need an arrow on your back to find your ass. If it is a nice one we have already taken notice.


  30. Saxy, on September 26th, 2011 at 9:52 am Said:

    saxophone in Psychedelic Furs and Xray Spex is not lame!


  31. phxtaco, on September 27th, 2011 at 6:35 pm Said:

    It seems you’ve already been properly reprimanded for #8, but I’ll say it again . . .

    You’re wrong about the saxophone


  32. Shameless, on October 7th, 2011 at 7:55 pm Said:

    Soooooooooo bummed on you number 8. You are usually sooooo on point. Still have a crush on you though.

    Even though Sexy Sax Guy Killed It.

    [youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ&w=560&h=315


  33. Margaux Brooke, on October 10th, 2011 at 5:42 pm Said:

    hahahaha this one was great Alexi… favs were 5,7 and 9!


  34. Cassandra, on October 11th, 2011 at 2:03 pm Said:

    Clitoral hard. Ha!


  35. Joanna Blue, on October 19th, 2011 at 8:20 am Said:

    # 6- I beg to differ… The sax solo in Never Tear Us Apart by INXS is nothing short of amazing. Horns & strings in a song add depth and weight.
    # 10- I couldn’t care any less if anyone thinks I should get a tattoo or not. My tattoos are like a road map to my life. The art represents who I am and what I’m about. Being judged because of my tattoos is a pretty crappy feeling.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryT9OX8ZHi0

    Never Tear us Apart ^^


  36. Joanna Blue, on October 19th, 2011 at 8:21 am Said:

    I meant number 8, not 6 LOL! Sax is sexy


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