How can we talk about boys and chicks when Steve Jobs is dead?
that’s true. shit. rip steve jobs. that is very sad. in a way, we MUST blog, podcast, listen to our i-tune collection, and go interweb crazy ONLY if we own macs… in HONOR of his passing.
Get real, Steve Jobs was a plantation-style slave holder. He made all his would be US employed Chinese factory slaves sign anti-suicide pact agreements as a condition of employment. Some of his products are cool but not that cool. Since when do we sit around and worship corporate business leaders who make stupid gadgets, anyway? Well, maybe if your “big sis” is a cheap Target bike consumer culture freak.
1.- Dude died a sad, slow death over the last few years. He’s also responsible for making all of these toys that we use beautiful, instead of functional beige boxes. If you can appreciate the beauty of a Ferrari, understand that these design sensibilities were afterthoughts before Jobs.
B.-I will hope that when you die Chad, as many people give you so much respect for the things you did in your lifetime.
3.-Haters gonna hate.
OK, so you said on last night’s show if we disagreed with something let you know. I just listened this morning and I’m going to be a critical, knit-picky, dick and throw out a lot of why I disagree with–some of it is from the callers.
So before you read on, get in touch with that little girl in the well, give her a big hug, and tell her you are going to help her grow out of that well and be the woman she wants to be. (So, I’m interpreting your little girl in the well; no need to discuss that later down)
1. “Confused Latino Romantic Monsters.”
OK, first thank you; “Confused,” is a a step-up from ,”Crazy,” when it comes to describing us, Hispanics.
“Latino,” I don’t think anyone outside of the darker parts of East LA uses that term. I think we are more attuned with, “Hispanic.”
Yah, I went there, but first they threw around, “Chicano,” which is bull-shit because it is neither a word in English nor Spanish. Then the, “Latino,” was thrown around but that can be used describe any descendent of Rome–French, Portuguese, Italian. You know the countries whose language is derived from Latin hence, “Latino.” So, “Hispanic,” is probably the most accurate description, deriving from having some History with Spain–the primary colonizers of Central and South America.
“Romantic Monsters,” now this one is one I typically deal with in ever day life. Not to be a bitchy and whiny minority, but I am going to be a bitchy and whiny minority, but you would not believe as a dude the kind of weird chick shit I have to deal with because women see Hispanic men as both something to be desired, “Romantic,” as well as something taboo, “Monster.”
Certain ethnic groups handle it better than others–I’m not going to write which have the toughest time with it, because I’ve already been thrown under the bus too many times for my views on this shit. However, typical situation: at a bar or lounge order a drink, a girl with exposed cleavage sees me and covers her cleavage–which is an insult to me because I don’t, “leer,” at women–then I smile at her and approach her and get a, “wow, I was so hoping you would talk to me.”
Contrary to her initial reaction to cover up, her real desire is to sleep with me. I get tired of this shit quite frequently, but there is nothing that can be done about it. So, whatever.
3. A guy’s ass. First, Dr. Ruth is fucking pervert; Doctor doesn’t mean much these days. To a guy, his ass is sacred. In a way our ass is the equivalent to a woman’s feelings, except even more sacred.
No, heterosexual man wants a woman near his ass in any way shape or form. The Ass is always off limits. Always. No touching the ass, no licking the ass, no Dr. Ruth’s famous ass plug in the ass.
There are two dudes who are into their ass. 1) Gay men who have not accepted the fact they are gay 2) Dudes, who use sex not as something emotional or gratifying but as a form of validation. These dudes go the ass route as a way of reaffirming and knowing they have control over you. The thinking, “if she is willing to go down there, I can get her to do anything.” I don’t think you want to date either the first or the second dude
4. Loafers are the shoe of choice for men. I’m not suggesting a fancy, showy gaudy pair of loafers. S__chers has a line of manly, decent loafers (look them up). Zo__ork has some loafers (not a fan of Ashton Kutcher, Charlies Sheen is the real man).
If you need a pair of really nice loafers. Reiss has the perfect pair of loafers, several perfect pairs.
5. The girl with the guy who won’t go away. Not only is there no reason for her not to be polite, as long as she is polite this dude will keep coming around.
I always tell women, if you are at a bar and a Creep walks up to you just walk away. If he follows you back to your group of friends tell him to leave or you will have him thrown out. Why?
Because for these dudes who are fucked up psychology any politeness any niceness just reinforced their delusion you will some day love them. In their minds you are investing in them and they will continue to come around. This is how stalkers come about to attach to a woman.
My suggestion to this girl? Tell the guy assertively, “Leave me alone or I will contact the school’s adviser and put in a complaint, if you still don’t leave me alone I will get a restraining order and have you kicked out of her.”
It sounds cruel, but it’s either this or the girl has stalker on her hands.
OK, Alexi, yes I was a critical bastard. But it’s only because I like the show that I am a critical bastard.
Thanks for the fun blog and show. And remember, give that little Alexi in the well a big hug everyday and always promise her you will help her grow out of the well. That little Alexi needs a lot of love from adult Alexi.
I’ll add also, since I was only able to make it through the first rambling segment of this, that she’s contributing discriminatory misinformation about professionals in the adult entertainment industry, which is a more ligit form of (again) PROFESSIONAL entertainment than this. Likewise, while not surprisingly contradictory, that’s a pretty moralizing tone for someone who week in and week out publicly engages minors in highly sexually charged conversations week in and week out. Lastly, I have to agree with Chad, who obviously cares more about human enslavement than he does toys… If you’re sitting around lamenting the death of Steve Jobs -aka a businesses executive who you do not know , who he didn’t WANT you to know, for obvious reasons that are obvious, than you’re either brainwashed by public media or on the same sick corporatist agenda he was… ^