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1. boys, when wooing a girl with a dimple- over a few drinks, never think it’s ok to say: I wanna cum in your dimple. It’s just too much.

2. don’t hurt someone on purpose just because they hurt you by accident. (courtesy of/stolen from… dallas clayton)

3. hey you narcissist jerk! stop looking at yourself in the security cam monitor. People can see you dong it and it’s a TOTAL boner killer/clitoral hardoff!

4. hey idiots! It’s not ok to refer to something you think is lame/bad/or weird as ‘gay.’ think about it. your attributing a negative connotation to the word ‘gay’! get with the program, gay is fucking great! and if you can’t get on board with that, at least don’t make it mean something bad.

8. today is the youngest you’re ever gonna be! so stop freaking out thinking you’re so old!

9. try to find the balance between accepting someone as they are, being kind, and not compromising yourself. that’s what I’M trying to do!

6. the ‘n’ word is not cool. Sounds simple enough, but you’d be surprised how many unconscious people throw that horrible word around!

7. the words fag and faggot are NOT ok! unless you’re my uuber, flaming gay dude friends who use it all the time when they talk to one another! own it! you go guuuurls!

8. this year, push yourself out of your comfort zone. do at least ONE thing that scares you e’eryday.

9. always check the Craigslist ‘missed connections’ section to see if someone is trying to contact/find you. you might just meet the boy/girl of your dreams… or at least the person who’s going to murder you!

10. masturbate more! NO! MORE! it will ONLY make you more fun to hang out with, your skin more dewy and supple, and it’s way more productive than staring at your phone waiting for some dude/girl to text you! so get in there!

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PPS: THANK YOU TO ERIN FOSTER AND HELLO GIGGLES FOR 1.) HAVING ME ON THE ‘SINGLE GIRLS GUIDE’ U-STREAM SHOW AND 2.) HAVING ME PERFORM/TELL A STORY AT THE ‘SINGLE GIRLS GUIDE’ SHOW AT THE UCB THEATRE, HOSTED BY ERIN FOSTER! I HAD A BLAST DURING BOTH! HERE’S THE VIDEO FROM THE U-STREAM SHOW. BUT I WISH THERE WAS VIDEO FROM THE UCB SHOW… CUZ IT WAS EPIC! THEY TOLD ME TO KEEP IT PG, BUT I WENT NC-17. I’LL PROBS NEVER BE ASKED BACK, BUT THE CROWD SEEMED HAPPY!

By: boycrazy on January 7, 2012
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18 Responses to “the blind leading the blind (part 77):”

  1. Brian, on January 7th, 2012 at 1:21 am Said:

    Wooaah! is that Zooey Deschanel? Can you put in a good word?


  2. mika, on January 7th, 2012 at 1:54 am Said:

    number 1 – WTF who would even say that?!!!!

    numbers 6 and 7 – agreed. use these words and i will probably not want to be friends with you. they’re just so rude.

    and holy shit you and zoeey look like you guys could be long lost sisters or something, you have to admit it, at least a little bit.


  3. TREVOR, on January 7th, 2012 at 2:55 am Said:

    DID ZOOEY USE THE N WORD?? BE HONEST. IS THAT WHY IT’S IN THIS POSTTT


  4. at, on January 7th, 2012 at 3:14 am Said:

    this is the best one yet


  5. Sasha Lane, on January 7th, 2012 at 6:20 am Said:

    If a dude told me he was going to “cum in my dimple” I’m pretty sure I’d laugh…but only because that’s completely unlike anything I’ve ever heard.


  6. JeromeLawrence, on January 7th, 2012 at 9:36 am Said:

    I bet you can do a great imitation of Erin Foster.


  7. b, on January 7th, 2012 at 10:15 am Said:

    I’m super guilty for number 4. But I will from now on use the word ‘gay’ to descirbe something awesome!


  8. uli, on January 7th, 2012 at 12:31 pm Said:

    erin stop interrupting alexi!!!


  9. HeyitsAlexP, on January 7th, 2012 at 12:56 pm Said:

    Oh my god. #9. I am dying :D
    But I totally check missed connections all the time.


  10. Wren, on January 7th, 2012 at 1:45 pm Said:

    Do you find this creepy Alexi? Cause I do….

    http://isaaccoin.blogspot.com/2012/01/perfect-woman-alexi-wasser.html


  11. Iris, on January 8th, 2012 at 10:38 pm Said:

    Is that you WITH Zooey?! I feel like this isn’t right because you two are identical twins seperated at birth…


  12. maike, on January 11th, 2012 at 11:26 pm Said:

    I have this competition with my best male friend, who is with benefits too … and I totally won thanks to you ALexi, its hard to compete with The Real Beverly Hills Houswives, I did a doubble session yesterday !!


  13. Estelle, on January 17th, 2012 at 3:59 pm Said:

    REALLY creepy photo…


  14. Helen, on January 20th, 2012 at 3:48 pm Said:

    The awkward “I think you’re a stupid b!tch” vibe is totally evident in alexi’s face/demeanor. and i have to agree with you alexi. the “blonde chick’s” input is too fuckin vapid,who eats this shit up?


  15. Nell, on January 21st, 2012 at 10:05 pm Said:

    Gross you guys are making the same hand gestures, sound exactly alike. Get real camera crew yo. Here to tell you that you’re NOT that interesting…


  16. Dee, on January 26th, 2012 at 3:12 pm Said:

    I LOVE the part in the single girls guide about the small penis. You are so honest, I’m glad I’m not the only one, hahaha. You are great! You’ve won me over, I will definitely be reading your posts regularly!


  17. Alexandria, on February 15th, 2012 at 9:58 pm Said:

    I don’t think referring to gay men as gurls is acceptable either.


  18. Posky, on February 21st, 2012 at 9:16 pm Said:

    What is happening on this blog. Based on the photo I assumed it was an alternative fashion and style blog but then I watched an hour long video where someone said “Rape is a deal breaker.”

    We would all hope so.

    I can, however, endorse women feeling that it’s perfectly fine to age naturally and not fall victim to societal pressure to mate before they are ready (if they are ready). Stay strong.


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