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1. Men love it when you tell them they have great calves. Trust me.

2. Dear Starbucks employee, I know you don’t care, but could you please not touch the part where I put my mouth with your dirty bare finger? xo, me

3. I know it makes you feel better to say ‘oh, she’s just jealous’ but sometimes people just don’t like you cuz you’re annoying and a horrible person.

4. every time I choose NOT to use a filter on a photo of my face before i instagram it… I feel a little bit better than everybody else.

5. Sometimes I fee like Emoji’s are totally condescending! Am I alone in this?

6. Fashion week in New York is to modelizers what Coachella in California is to groupies.

7. Wait, what? YOUR ringtone is marimba? No way! MY ringtone is marimba!

8. Dudes, girls don’t want to date you if you have a roommate. Especially if that roommate is your girlfriend.

9. I know what you’re thinking “Relax Alexi, it’s JUST Baja Fresh.” But man, when they get it right, they get it RIGHT!

10. You know a woman THINKS she’s really beautiful, when she’s ALWAYS late.

PS: follow me on twitter @imboycrazy

By: boycrazy on April 13, 2012
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11 Responses to “the blind leading the blind (part 85):”

  1. Q Tip, on April 13th, 2012 at 1:29 pm Said:

    your boy crazy, but i see mostly pics of girls on this site


  2. Kristina, on April 13th, 2012 at 4:33 pm Said:

    Care to elaborate on the last one?


  3. Neff, on April 13th, 2012 at 6:32 pm Said:

    Are these previously composed tweets??? Hmm, lolz, too much computer time…


  4. TREVOR, on April 13th, 2012 at 11:28 pm Said:

    I’VE ALWAYS BEEN SELF CONSCIOUS ABOUT MY CALVES! THANK U =)


  5. Hallie, on April 14th, 2012 at 3:33 pm Said:

    Show us another picture of your black clawed falcon talon with the iPhone. We’re interested; trust us…


  6. apuff, on April 14th, 2012 at 7:26 pm Said:

    girlllll, what’s your instagram username?


  7. nelly, on April 14th, 2012 at 7:27 pm Said:

    i told the boy i like that he had great calves
    he laughed at me and told me i was the weirdest person he knew


  8. The '91 Ridge Club, on April 14th, 2012 at 7:50 pm Said:

    Great calves, great forearms :) your blog is awesome! so inspiring. Some love from New Zealand readers xx


  9. Hipster Runoff, on April 15th, 2012 at 9:24 am Said:

    I found a serendipitous RARITY though some mutual connections on Facebook (which I’m not on anymore), crystalizing everything I could possibly ask for. She’s a native Los Angeleno and we like all the same things. I used to do some occasionally producing in L.A., not exactly steady work, (and definitely not meaningful work) but now I’m almost mostly in the Midwest, where I’m buying an apartment building to live in so I can keep my housing expenses down. Recently, started an agrotourism business that basically proscribes me from moving to L.A. to give chase. My question is, how difficult is it to convince a girl, who is doing fairly well for herself, to leave her friends and family behind and get the fuck out of Babylon? My plan is to basically retire the girl so she can do what she wants with her life. Just not in L.A., at least… Not right now…

    Sincerely,
    Lucky


  10. Katie K., on April 16th, 2012 at 6:44 pm Said:

    WHAT THE FUCK ALEXI! why didn’t you tell us about Girls.


  11. Cori Rose, on April 16th, 2012 at 7:30 pm Said:

    Alexi I saw you on Girls! I legit thought “OMG I know her!” Which is kinda true I guess… love you xoxo


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