BLOG » the blind leading the blind (part 85):
1. Men love it when you tell them they have great calves. Trust me.
2. Dear Starbucks employee, I know you don’t care, but could you please not touch the part where I put my mouth with your dirty bare finger? xo, me
3. I know it makes you feel better to say ‘oh, she’s just jealous’ but sometimes people just don’t like you cuz you’re annoying and a horrible person.
4. every time I choose NOT to use a filter on a photo of my face before i instagram it… I feel a little bit better than everybody else.
5. Sometimes I fee like Emoji’s are totally condescending! Am I alone in this?
6. Fashion week in New York is to modelizers what Coachella in California is to groupies.
7. Wait, what? YOUR ringtone is marimba? No way! MY ringtone is marimba!
8. Dudes, girls don’t want to date you if you have a roommate. Especially if that roommate is your girlfriend.
9. I know what you’re thinking “Relax Alexi, it’s JUST Baja Fresh.” But man, when they get it right, they get it RIGHT!
10. You know a woman THINKS she’s really beautiful, when she’s ALWAYS late.
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