BLOG » the blind leading the blind (part 86):
1. sometimes who you don’t sleep with is even more important than who you DO sleep with.
2. one of the worst things about the iPhone is when you’re about to take a photo and you turn on the camera and the camera’s facing you and you see yourself from an angle that makes you cringe! an angle you’ve never seen before, didn’t even know existed, and makes you want to die!
3. remember how it was all about coconut water, and then it wasn’t. Well it’s all about coconut water again! I know. Me too.
4. before you start questioning your self-worth because a guy isn’t texting or calling you like your ego would like him to… decide if you even like HIM! cuz chances are, you might not even like him anyway.
5. dear dudes, a random text at two in the morning that says “so when are we making out?” doesn’t do it for me or any other girls with self-respect, who are worth dating. but, then again, you probably have no interest in actually dating… so come on over! sorry i overreacted.
6. do something that scares you every day!
7. when referring to yourself as someone who wants to do something/achieve something: it’s ‘aspiring’ not ‘inspiring’. but i’d rather you didn’t refer to yourself as being an ‘aspiring’ anything… cuz it just makes you sound like a loser who will never actually achieve whatever bullshit it is you aspire to achieve to begin with. good talk.
8. referring to your stomach as your ‘tummy tum’ is adorable, and totally NOT annoying.
9. hey, asshole: wait till people come out of the elevator or train before you go in!
10. I don’t believe in bumper stickers! And neither should you.
#10 – bumper stickers are real! I’ve seen them!
#2 – ARGH! THE WORST!
ps. these posts are my favorites x
Here are few qualities to look for when screening a woman.
(1) Does she have positive self-awareness;a person who does not have a good sense of self especially a woman can be (no will be) corrosive in a relationship.
(2)Is she responsible; does she have the ability to come through, solve her own problems and manage herself in a financial responsible way. A gal who cannot reason is wrong for the season.
(3) Is she trustworthy: when the chips are down and shit hits the fan when the toils, troubles trials, and tribulations of a relationship occur will she stand by her man or go vanishing into the sunset. Is she trustworthy: You can’t be in a relationship with a woman who isn’t worthy of trust. You should be able to count on her to be honest and not deceive those close to her. Remember the difference between friend and fiend is one letter and you do not want to have the latter. If you prefer the latter, may G-d have mercy on your soul because she won’t, she will just tear out your heart and hand it to you.
(4)Is she kind; this is a biggy for me, Kindness leads to trust and affection. Look for a woman who thinks of others as much as herself and treats others the way she would like to be treated. If she does not have this then she most probably a narcissist and therefore a dark seeker. This is the root of evil. Moreover, see if she shares this can be both emotional and through physical acts and when I mean physical I am not talking of the sexual kind. Does she make you something to eat, wash your clothes and fold them. Without you asking her. Its nice if the guy reciprocates as well. Remember SHARING IS CARING, monkeys and apes do it as well.
(5)Is she a friend; where I come from there is a saying a sad one “friend is another word for fool”. You don’t need a friend you need an ally in life a soulmate to join you on life’s journey. Here my definition of a friend and used to determine whether you have a woman of quality and it is applicable to men…….
(a) Ask yourself would your companion “HIDE YOU” at all COSTS. If someone or something was after you if you were in danger.
(b) Ask yourself would your companion “FIND YOU” if you disappeared, didn’t report home or show up at work, make inquiries.
I’m lucky I have people who fit both of these criteria.
(6) Does she have the ability to INSPIRE Confidence in You. While it’s up to you to build your confidence to prepare for dating success, don’t think for a minute that you can go through life adhering to the belief that you don’t need a supportive woman to help you feel secure and safe. SORRY GUYS all the sung great men in history have had even greater unsung women behind them. The woman has to be a partner who is supportive of your goals, will stand beside you when everything goes wrong and who won’t second guess your every move. You need to be secure in the fact that she will never humiliate you in public or shoot down your dreams. BUT SHE DOES RESERVE THE RIGHT TO KICK YOU IN THE BEHIND.This is one of those times when statements like, “Behind every man is a good woman,” fit really well. For you to be all you can be, achieve all that you are capable of achieving and get the most out of life, you need a supportive woman at your side who inspires confidence in you and believes in you wholeheartedly.
(7) Character – If you have been of dating age for at least a couple of years, you have probably been in a relationship with a girl who suddenly seemed to become someone else. Maybe she switched religions, switched her story or even completely switched teams on you.
This kind of thing can really throw a guy for a loop and can leave you wondering if everything up until that point was some kind of ruse or if her character is really just so unstable that she could suddenly change.
You don’t need your world thrown into turmoil a few months – or a few years – down the line when you wake up next to a completely different person than the one you originally fell for.
Look for a woman with strong character who is honest and follows through with whatever she says she is going to do.
feedback is welcome.
Sincerely,
Dr. Dan
Oh and just one more tidbit, this is something to doubly look for if the person is ASPIRING in the entertainment field which is saturated with female and male VERMIN.
Sincerely,
Dr. Dan
Assistant Producer
KABC Radio
#4, #4, #4! Exactly what I needed to read.
That lady up there totally has a boob job. But more than anything, I’m annoyed at the new “Rants and Raves” link under “ImBoyCrazy Features” because “Rants and Raves” has been part of my blog tagline years before it was ever on this blog. Ah well. The tide has turned.
#9!!!!!!! I think for the most part NYC has got that down because I’ve noticed whenever people from different cities are visiting, they’re the asshoes who jump right on. I want to die.
Doesn’t anyone want to say that the people pictured in Miss Wasser’s picture look really weird. C’mon admit it. Like something out of a Nightmare on Elms Street.
They are the finest pair of corpses I have ever seen.
Oh god I’ve been going crazy and thought hm I haven’t visited imboycrazy in a while and then I see #4 and it’s just what I wanted to hear.
And so it was that the ‘I don’t believe in bumper stickers’ bumper sticker came to be…