BLOG » the blind leading the blind (part 87):
1. if you’re too embarrassed to tell your therapist what’s going on in your life… it’s time to SLOW DOWN and reevaluate your choices.
2. it makes me soooo happy when my life seems to follow the same path Starbucks decided to build in. #yay
3. just because he’s in a band doesn’t mean he’s cool.
4. I wonder how much money I would make if I got one of those ‘square’ devices and charged people to see my boobs.
5. I feel the same way about face-book’s timeline as i did about Felicity’s haircut: sometimes change ISN’T for the better!
6. break up! you’re miserable. you’ll thank me later!
7. Sometimes something as simple as a calf stretch can change everything!!!
8. Remember flash mobs? Yeah, me neither.
9. I mean, essentially, fruit flavored mentos are just really big pastel skittles.
10. Ugh, you DON’T have Thai iced tea?! I THOUGHT this was a sushi restaurant!!! Gawd!
ps:
let me speak at YOUR high school! you WON’T regret it… but the faculty might…
In thoughts of #4? I’d venture to say large amounts.
#3. OMGGGGGGGGGG. It PROBABLY means he lives at home.. WITH PARENTS even though he’s 26, doesn’t REALLY have a job that requires much responsibility, doesn’t probably have responsibility in general and somehow STILL manages to go out every night even though I, I mean, you, I mean, who ever is dumb enough to be their GF works ALL DAY.
a million times yaaaaas @ #7!
I’m worried if #10 isn’t sarcasm.
#4 :$7 million, but I don’t know what the second guy would offer…
NUMBER SIX!
Stop trying to justify your relationship to me, I don’t give a fuck. Nobody gives a fuck. And you’re not fooling anyone! Do something about it or shut the fuck up.
Hey could you please please please write some survival guide to moving/living in LA? just things to know, etc. Also wtf is it impossible to get a normal apartment in la? all the reviews i read keep saying BED BUGS like in every apartment i check out.
oh i forgot to mention I lovvve your blog and your writing and hope to bump into you someday and behave like a total fan xxxxx
i just started seeing a therapist and number 1 = so true. this is the first time i’ve ever been completely honest with a therapist about everything from drug usage to boys so umm i’m def reevaluating some things in my life… :/
alsoo i’m in luv with thai iced tea..maybe u should try ordering it at a thai restaurant? lol
You should come to Cal State Fullerton!
(1) maybe its time to get a new therapist
(2) ?????????????
(3) Agree
(4) ?????? You got me on this one
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(9) I just like what they do to soda
(10)WTF ??????????????:(
Seriously, why does a calf stretch change everything?