BLOG » the blind leading the blind (part 87):
1. if you’re too embarrassed to tell your therapist what’s going on in your life… it’s time to SLOW DOWN and reevaluate your choices.
2. it makes me soooo happy when my life seems to follow the same path Starbucks decided to build in. #yay
3. just because he’s in a band doesn’t mean he’s cool.
4. I wonder how much money I would make if I got one of those ‘square’ devices and charged people to see my boobs.
5. I feel the same way about face-book’s timeline as i did about Felicity’s haircut: sometimes change ISN’T for the better!
6. break up! you’re miserable. you’ll thank me later!
7. Sometimes something as simple as a calf stretch can change everything!!!
8. Remember flash mobs? Yeah, me neither.
9. I mean, essentially, fruit flavored mentos are just really big pastel skittles.
10. Ugh, you DON’T have Thai iced tea?! I THOUGHT this was a sushi restaurant!!! Gawd!
let me speak at YOUR high school! you WON’T regret it… but the faculty might…