BLOG » the blind leading the blind (part 94):
1. sometimes being covered in bruises isn’t cause for alarm, it just means you’re fun!!!
2. instead of saying dick, cock, or vagina; say ‘private’. it’s WAY more classy & gives the subtle impression that you’ve been molested. #mysterious
3. PG or not, i consider ALL pix sent from guys i’m not into: ‘dick pix’.
4. you can tell a lot about a person by who & what they retweet.
5. if a guy asks me to send him a sexy pic, I send this:
6. …but if he wants a NAKED pic, I send THIS:
7. get over the idea that 11AM is too early for a meeting.
8. if you ever hear me say “I’m dropping the baby weight” the only thing it will mean is that i decided to get an abortion.
9. dark chocolate is more high brow, but milk chocolate tastes better.
10. it’s ALWAYS the day you leave your house with no makeup on, thinking you look like a MESS, that a cute boy asks for your number. or it’s never that day.