BLOG » the blind leading the blind (part 95):

1. when someone asks you what you do, just tell them you’re a plus size model. Shhh. Just do it.

2. bad tippers are the biggest turn off! always tip at LEAST 15%. ideally 20%.

3. ‘never take advice on relationships from a guy who wants to fuck you’ -neil strauss

4. just because he/she retweets you doesn’t mean he/she loves you.

5. surround yourself with people who won’t allow you to make terrible decisions.

6. if you want a girl to continue liking you, to see you again, and/or feel safe with you: call her the day after you have sex with her. i don’t mean text. i don’t mean poke her on fb. i don’t mean like one of her instagram pix, i don’t mean favorite one of her tweets. i mean CALL her on the TELEPHONE and see how she’s doing. it’s the right, polite thing to do… if you care. fuck, you should do it if you don’t care. i know you won’t, but you should. so for those of you that want to see the girl again, in a real way, call. be a man. not a scared little narcissist boy.

7. it’s all about cryptic tweets.

8. sometimes the smartest thing you can do when you’re drinking is turn off your phone so you don’t text you know who!

9. only date guys with more twitter followers than you.

10. it’s totally acceptable and encouraged to do several takes when leaving voicemail messages.


9 Responses to “the blind leading the blind (part 95):”

  1. Number 6!!!!! Love you alexi . Guys are pussys


  2. Amen to number 6, jesus. And yay, pubes are back!!!!!!!


  3. Hey now, I tried to call but encountered the following problems:

    1. Haven’t ever had sex with Alexi
    2. Didn’t have her phone number
    3. Besides which I’m married to someone else.

    this is going downhill for me, isn’t it? ;0)


  4. for #6: does going out to the movies with her count.


  5. #6 addendum: Send flowers AND call… She shared something precious with you, its the least you can do…


  6. 4. It doesn’t…………………


  7. hi alexi,
    in regards to #6, what if the guy is a good friend, and after years and years you finally slept together? hes a little clueless but it still hurts all the same that i havent heard from him in 3 days. is it worth it to clue him in or should i just chalk it up as a shitty move on his part? i recently moved and hes my only friend here (yikes). i was talking this over with my only other friend the 711 attendant and his suggestion (violence) was less than helpful.


  8. 6. if you want a girl to continue liking you, to see you again, and/or feel safe with you: call her the day after you have sex with her. i don’t mean text. i don’t mean poke her on fb. i don’t mean like one of her instagram pix, i don’t mean favorite one of her tweets. i mean CALL her on the TELEPHONE and see how she’s doing. it’s the right, polite thing to do… if you care. fuck, you should do it if you don’t care. i know you won’t, but you should. so for those of you that want to see the girl again, in a real way, call. be a man. not a scared little narcissist boy.

    fucking A! or atleast reply to a text the day after if she sends one to you, if you don’t it just makes you seem like a complete asshole who got what they wanted and bailed. there’s nothing worse than guys like that. especially if you have a prior history with the person in some way, fucking jerk!


  9. That’s just like women, pushing all the responsibilities of a relationship on the guy rather than doing anything yourselves.

    Can’t believe you women have the nerve to complain so much, no wonder guys just want your pussy….


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