BLOG » the blind leading the blind (part 95):
1. when someone asks you what you do, just tell them you’re a plus size model. Shhh. Just do it.
2. bad tippers are the biggest turn off! always tip at LEAST 15%. ideally 20%.
3. ‘never take advice on relationships from a guy who wants to fuck you’ -neil strauss
4. just because he/she retweets you doesn’t mean he/she loves you.
5. surround yourself with people who won’t allow you to make terrible decisions.
6. if you want a girl to continue liking you, to see you again, and/or feel safe with you: call her the day after you have sex with her. i don’t mean text. i don’t mean poke her on fb. i don’t mean like one of her instagram pix, i don’t mean favorite one of her tweets. i mean CALL her on the TELEPHONE and see how she’s doing. it’s the right, polite thing to do… if you care. fuck, you should do it if you don’t care. i know you won’t, but you should. so for those of you that want to see the girl again, in a real way, call. be a man. not a scared little narcissist boy.
7. it’s all about cryptic tweets.
8. sometimes the smartest thing you can do when you’re drinking is turn off your phone so you don’t text you know who!
9. only date guys with more twitter followers than you.
10. it’s totally acceptable and encouraged to do several takes when leaving voicemail messages.