BLOG » the blind leading the blind (part 99):

1. Getting a doggie bag on a date is social suicide. i’m talking to girls AND guys.

2. There’s nothing more simple and cliché then opening a text or email flirtation by typing ‘i had a dream about you last night.’ it’s a CLASSIC! I’m ALL for it!

3. Dear fun/good pop songs: stop with the talking chunks in the middle of your epic song! It kills the whole vibe on the dance floor! yes, I’m talking to you Taylor Swift! i love you, but it kills the dance-y flow of ‘never getting back together’! don’t fight me on this!

4. If he doesn’t ask for your number as you leave his house at 3am after your post club/party hookup, he ain’t gonna call/he doesn’t wanna call. #Brutal

5. In friendship, just like in dating: Sometimes you have to accept the fact that you and another person tried each other on for size to see if you’re compatible as friends, and it just wasn’t a match.

6. Chances are, if you’re over/unsure about the person you’re dating… They are too!

7. Girls: when it comes to talking about anal sex; even if you’ve had it, just lie and say ‘I’m saving that for marriage.’

8. When dating someone new, don’t talk about your ex! Use this mantra to help you remember: More mystery, less history.

9. Ultimately, what’s REALLY important is this: does he make you laugh? is he kind? and most important… does he have a HUGE private?! Just kidding! I meant bank account!

10. Guys: when a girl types ‘…’ at the end of a text, she’s flirting with you and wants you to continue engaging with her. It’ s a lingering, sexy text move. You’ve got her RIGHT where you want her! Don’t blow it!


6 Responses to “the blind leading the blind (part 99):”

  1. Why is is it “social suicide” to get the rest of your food in a to go bag?


  2. Number 9: What if he has a HUGE, private bank account…you know something in Switzerland or the Cayman Islands? Go or No Go…?

    Oh, and I had a dream about you last night…I broke up with you…you weren’t sad, neither was I…what does it all mean?


  3. When dating someone new, don’t talk about your ex! Use this mantra to help you remember: More mystery, less history.

    AGREED! araaagh, i’ve been hanging out with a dude who’s mentioned his ex from 2 YRS ago a few times, WHO CARES!!!!!!


  4. Get a to go box on a date, but then give it to a homeless person!! The guy will fall in love with you and of he doesn’t then he sucks.


  5. I SAW THE THING YOU DID WITH TYLOR THE CREATOR … THAT WAS DOPE. IT SOUNDED LIKE YOU WERE IN A SKATEPARK …ARE YOU GUYS FRIENDS? LOL I HOW DID YOU GET TO DO THE INTERVIEW?


  6. 5. & 6.! It’s like you answered my question with out me having to ask!


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