BLOG » the blind leading the blind (part 120):

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1. every time you make-out and or sex a dude, you take the chance of him not calling you after…ever again. can you live with that?

2. it’s one thing to be witty and clever and another to be sarcastic!Β sarcasm is unresolved rage and is ALWAYS at the expense of someone else.

3. start referring to ALL eating as BINGE eating. it’s hilarious, even if only to you, and will always make you feel like you’re eating way less.

4. stop being so much braver behind the protection of a text or a computer screen and not being able to live up to it in real life. it’s embarrassing.

5. you know you’re cold is pretty severe when you can’t even bring yourself to masturbate.

6. i’m sorry, did you just ask me if you should hide your ugg boots? yes, you should… in the garbage.

7. dear monster face, it’s called retin a. Look into it.

8. dudes: stop sending vague texts to girls you like. Man up, be brave and direct and ask her out specifically! for example: “what are you doing on Thursday? we should hang out.” girls love this! trust me! do it!

9. asking someone to follow you be it on twitter, insta, or facebook doesn’t count. If they do, it’s a cheapened follow.

10. girls: always realize – guys are never as complex or thinking as much as we (girls) are about the minute details of the minutia in our relationship.


3 Responses to “the blind leading the blind (part 120):”

  1. The under-appreciated stomach cumshot… Or perhaps creatively placed lotion? Stummy does look a bit dry.

    2-Word.
    4-Double word.
    5-That’s what BLANKETS are for.
    9-ALL follows count.


  2. THIS IS SO GREAT AND SO FUNNY!! WHY AREN’T THERE MORE COMMENTS?? KEEP UP THE AWESOME WORK!


  3. Ya know I really love this site (especially blind leading the blind) but didn’t even realise there was a comments section. I will comment in abundance from this day forward.
    xoxox


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