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1. Home depot is dude mecca! And home owners to boot! who knew?! i do. and you do too now.

2. Just accept the fact that if you’re young, sexy, and/or fucking a ton- the sheets on your bed are gonna get MESSED UP and you’re gonna have to buy more! DUH! But relaxxx, that’s what Target’s FOR!!

3. For a MOMENT i experienced brief clarity and thought: “Just because I’m a girl doesn’t mean i have to be perfect all the time & constantly struggle to live up to unrealistic expectations! I am a HUMAN BEING!!! I’m allowed to be imperfect and flawed just like men are, and still consider myself worthy of LOVE.” and then, just as quickly as it had begun, i snapped out of it and came back to my senses and thought ‘nahhh, don’t be crazy!’ And continued applying my makeup.

4. Don’t grow up! It’s a trick!

5. There are two types of people, those who call them freckles & those who call it sun damage… which is what it REALLY is.

6. One of the most important things you can do before going on a date is to make sure to tweeze any rogue hairs growing out of your boobs that you weren’t even aware of. Just look down I BEG OF YOU! you’ll be blown away/so glad you did! you’re welcome.

7. Putting stuff off actually makes you feel worse. It seems like you’re getting off the hook and on vacation… but you’d feel so much better if you rose to the occasion and did something that challenged you and came out the other side stronger.

8. As long as the number of creepy, ugly, letchy, loser, unworthy assholes you’ve slept with is LESS than the number of creepy, ugly, unworthy, asshole, loser guys you COULD have slept with, but didn’t… you’re in the clear! At least that’s what i keep telling myself.

9.ย Just like YOU don’t like everyone, not everyone is going to like you. Let these assholes inspire you to be great. Fuck them (figuratively not literally)! But i suppose the better advice would be: have compassionate detachment for these people. Let it go. The anger and hatred and defensive attitude you have for someone else only lives in and hurts YOU! Let it go! Be honored you made enough if an impression on someone for them to hate you. And let someone else matter so little to you that ย you feel NOTHING for them. NOTHING!

10. Write a list of all the people you can’t stand and all the people who can’t stand you and burn it (over a sink- don’t burn your fucking house down or anything) and release them, they no longer have any power over you!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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4 Responses to “the blind leading the blind (part 124):”

  1. “hairs growing out of your boobs”

    wat……………


  2. ^yeah dude you have hair growing out of every part of your body duh
    Alexi did you just get murdered in that super dark Father John Misty video? Sad / awesome


  3. THIS WAS HILARIOUS AND AWESOME!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR AND KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!!


  4. Ah Alexi you read my mind every time xxx


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