BLOG » the blind leading the blind (part 129):

Scan10001

 

1. while on the plane, en route to visit the boyfriend you’re in a long distance relationship with, it’s very important you do your kegel exercises.

 

2. if you can combine fighting with your boyfriend with being stressed out about work, you’ll be on the most effective weight loss plan possible!

 

3. if you can’t stand the thought of her with another guy, then you better fight for her.

 

4. if you’re wanting to see him stresses him out, he doesn’t love you as much as you want him to.

 

5. when the losses and the gains blur, it’s probably over.

 

6. when you lose hope and faith in the relationship, it’s over.

 

7. if you’re always waiting on someone elses terms & time frame, it’s exhausting and the relationship is imbalanced.

 

8. a man whose life is dictated by his cats, is a man you don’t want to be with.

 

9. you know you had a horrible trip if you didn’t take a single picture… OR you were living in the moment… In MY case, it was a series of horrible moments.

 

10. the best and saddest thing about breaking up with someone you’ve been dating long distance is that, once it’s over, there is a 99% chance you will never run into them again.


3 Responses to “the blind leading the blind (part 129):”

  1. MARRY HIM ALEXI! MARRY HIM ALEXI! MARRY HIM ALEXI! MARRY HIM ALEXI! MARRY HIM ALEXI! MARRY HIM ALEXI! MARRY HIM ALEXI! MARRY HIM ALEXI! MARRY HIM ALEXI! MARRY HIM ALEXI! MARRY HIM ALEXI! MARRY HIM ALEXI! MARRY HIM ALEXI! MARRY HIM ALEXI! MARRY HIM ALEXI! MARRY HIM ALEXI! MARRY HIM ALEXI! MARRY HIM ALEXI! MARRY HIM ALEXI! MARRY HIM ALEXI! MARRY HIM ALEXI! MARRY HIM ALEXI! MARRY HIM ALEXI! MARRY HIM ALEXI! MARRY HIM ALEXI! MARRY HIM ALEXI! MARRY HIM ALEXI! MARRY HIM ALEXI! MARRY HIM ALEXI! MARRY HIM ALEXI! MARRY HIM ALEXI! MARRY HIM ALEXI! MARRY HIM ALEXI! MARRY HIM ALEXI! MARRY HIM ALEXI! MARRY HIM ALEXI! MARRY HIM ALEXI! MARRY HIM ALEXI! MARRY HIM ALEXI! MARRY HIM ALEXI! MARRY HIM ALEXI! MARRY HIM ALEXI!
    REMEMBER GRANDPA KARL, YOU NEED MORE THAN BABY KITTY.
    WHY!
    LIFE IS TOUGH :(
    TOUGHER IF YOU ARE STUPID
    IMPOSSIBLE IF YOU ARE ALONE!


  2. really? This…qualifies as blind leading the blind? This just makes me sad.


  3. If you fight too hard for a girl you end up looking desperate. My strategy has always been to not care much and pretend like I’ll just wander off to another girl if she’s being flirty with other dudes. That way she’s always worried about losing ME and doesn’t even bother with the others.


Leave a Reply