Alexi In Bed with Nick Robinson of ‘The Kings Of Summer’

Alexi In Bed with Erin Moriarty of ‘The Kings Of Summer’

Alexi In Bed with Gabe Basso of ‘The Kings Of Summer’

happy belated mother’s day: i love you leslie marie knauer

the blind leading the blind (part 112):

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1. there’s nothing worse than masturbating as a full-grown adult… and then your mom calls!

2. you don’t always have to LOVE what your friends are making/doing with their lives, but you can still be proud of them for doing what they love and putting themselves out there. UNLESS what they make or do is TOTAL shit/cringe-worthy. in THAT case, it’s time to reevaluate your friendships and who you’re surrounding yourself with.

3. if you’re serious about your new love/relationship, DON’T become friends on facebook! #trustme

4. it’s never a good sign when you check your phone the next morning and the guy you met at the bar only programmed 6 of the 7 digits of his number into your phone. #youvebeenduped

5. let’s bring letters back! #romance #gettingmailisfun

6. hey, how about you make an effort and try to be interesting. just try. even just talking might help!

7. um, what do you order when you go to nature-well on sunset in silverlake? a kale and coconut smoothie you bonehead!

8. a guy who won’t let you touch your clit while you’re having sex with him should be broken up with immediately. this is an instant red flag that alerts you to his being an insecure, inexperienced, misogynist who you should definitely NOT be fucking.

9. not having expectations and letting people/life surprise you is a much more fulfilling way to live and leads to a happier, lighter, more carefree existence. but this is a very hard thing to do.

10. guys: if a girl suggests getting saran wrap if you don’t have a condom, assume she’s joking; because if she’s serious, she’s crazy – and if she’s joking, and you believe her, you’ll look like an idiot.

TONIGHT (special EARLIER) 8pm PST “Boycrazy Radio” – Call in! xx

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Tonight/Wednesday May 22, 2013 8pm pst join me during ‘Boycrazy Radio’

 

Call in and ask a question, so together we can discuss and solve all your love, sex, dating, & overall life problems: 

(646) 378-0649

 

Click HERE to listen to LIVE show.

 

If you’re in another country, you can call in using gmail or Skype!

 

If you can’t call in during the live show, leave a message in the boycrazy voice-mailbox: (888)666-2045

 

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the blind leading the blind (part 111):

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1. people who are TRULY qualified to be a life coach would NEVER refer to themselves as a life coach.

2. NOBODY likes drop crotch pants! Who approved this design? an A sexual japanese yoga instructor?! NO!

3. One of the most crushing things is when you realize that not everybody in the world is in love with you. ugh. the worst!

4. if you can’t say it in person, don’t say it over text.

5. i actually don’t think ENOUGH people are people pleasers.

6. hey girls, you know that rogue bit of hair you missed on the top of your knee that’s like so super hard to get rid of when shaving your legs? GET RID OF IT!

7. always look on the bright side/be prepared: if & when you DO get herpes, at least have a list of all the people with herpes you’ve been too scared, but DYING to sleep with thus far!

8. when someone sends you a we transfer file, don’t ignore it and then lie to the person, saying that you watched the vid or whatever it is they sent you. download it first and THEN ignore the content. why? because the sender knows if you’ve downloaded it or not via confirmation email. At least with the pity download, the sender won’t feel unheard, even though they are!

9. yes, phone sex is totally embarrassing. but IM sex is HUMILIATING.

10. in regards to relationships: keep moving forward until someone is worth stopping for.

alexi recommends: Little Darlings

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Tonight 9pm “Boycrazy Radio” w/ The Blank Tapes! Call in! xx

 

Tonight/Wednesday May 15, 2013 9pm pst join me during ‘Boycrazy Radio’

 

With special guests: THE BLANK TAPES

 

Call in and ask a question, so together we can discuss and solve all your love, sex, dating, & overall life problems:

 

(646) 378-0649

 

Click HERE to listen to LIVE show.

 

If you’re in another country, you can call in using gmail or Skype!

 

If you can’t call in during the live show, leave a message in the boycrazy voice-mailbox: (888)666-2045

 

Follow me on twitter @imboycrazy  

 

Follow my guests ‘the blank tapes’ on twitter @theblanktapes 

 

Subscribe to ‘Boycrazy Radio’ on iTunes

 

Listen to previous episodes of ‘Boycrazy Radio’ below:

Listen to internet radio with Alexi Wasser on Blog Talk Radio

the blind leading the blind (part 110):

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1. being mean to your mom in public is totally NOT COOL. keep that shizz behind closed doors where it belongs.

2. always use a soft toothbrush. i mean, don’t you like yourself? Geeze!

3. only date people you look up to, who inspire you, who intimidate you, who make you nervous, who you want to be good for. it will make you BETTER!

4. when trail mix is good, it’s REALLY good. but when you get DUSTY trail mix. ugh! that shit is the worst!

5. will somebody please tell über car drivers to figure out how to fucking get to where I’m asking them to take me on their own gps without asking me how to get there every step of the way?! they’re not even good-looking enough to be THAT dumb!

6. if you ever start doubting there’s a god, stop where you are and remember: there’s a starbux RIGHT next to Larchmont beauty center. um, things like that don’t just happen.

7. there are many reasons why it’s not cool to have affairs with married men , but here’s one of my favorites: you can sex or make out with anyone, anytime. but what’s REALLY sexy is possibility and a future with someone. and not knowing but dreaming and finding out where a new romance could go/take you. but with a married guy… there is no possibility, because all you’re reduced to is a secret.

8. next time you see a guy picking his nose in his car, make eye contact with him and hold it. i want him to see you seeing him so he knows it’s not ok.

9. there’s nothing worse than getting a text from someone and not being able to follow-up right away and then getting a SECOND text from them that’s all passive aggressive saying something along the lines of  ‘well, i hope we’re still friends.’ RELAX everybody. haven’t you ever heard of having a life or DRIVING? we can’t be connected all the time, all day long. cut it out! double texting/passive aggressive texts will ensure NEVER getting a response back… even when the person is NO longer driving or busy. get it?

10. when visiting someones house, try your hardest NOT to use their bathroom. PLEASE! it only makes you appear weak and disgusting.

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