Remember ROMANCE?! Yeah, me NEITHER! Would you like to remember and sample or at least watch what love, romance, anticipation, true love, and whimsy feels like? Then go see my new favorite movie! IT JUST OPENED! Check your local listings! It’s called “AIN’T THEM BODIES SAINTS” and it was written and directed by my BEST FRIEND David Lowery. You might remember his work… after all, he shot all of my boycrazy short films. Yeah, THAT genius! And now he’s blowing up… and I could cry, I’m so proud of him!
“Ain’t Them Bodies Saints” stars, Rooney Mara, Casey Affleck, and Ben Foster. It’s beautiful, touching, subtle, and will move you… I PROMISE! So guys: take whoever it is you’re trying to bed to the movies ASAP. Single girls: buy yourself a ticket or three so no one will sit next to you while you binge eat and weep into your popcorn all by your lonesome and dream about finding love like the love you’ll be witnessing on the big screen. And couples: go see “Ain’t Them Bodies Saints” together and make love/fuck in the car ride home as each of you imagines sexxxing Rooney or Casey or Ben. YOUR CHOICE! JUST SEE THE MOVIE!
i love you.