IMBOYCRAZY.COM » i saw kanye west and asked him to link my blog-i hope he does http://www.imboycrazy.com A pep talk in the form of a slap in the face in the form of a blog. Thu, 09 Feb 2012 10:09:28 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 dude of the day!!!!! http://www.imboycrazy.com/2009/02/dude-of-the-day/ http://www.imboycrazy.com/2009/02/dude-of-the-day/#comments Wed, 18 Feb 2009 08:22:00 +0000 boycrazy http://s64881.gridserver.com/2009/02/dude-of-the-day.html ]]> Who the hell is this guy? And what was he doing at space 1520 on cahuenga??? Why did I waste so much money flying overseas (London, Paris, Italy, Hamburg and all over Switzerland) to have romantic rendezvous’ with exotic looking dudes who barely speak English, don’t feel the need to bathe on a daily basis, and have sex all epic and animal like- when I could’ve stayed in my hometown with this guy! LOOK AT HIS FUCKING PILLOW CUSHION LIPS! I’m sorry; I just fainted, what’s happening? Oh yeah…from what I can remember, when I was taking his pic, this guy spoke English (that’s a bonus, right?), but I couldn’t hear a word he said. 

He had holes in his sweater; his hands were all rugged and rough! And the best part: he SMELLED European. LOOK AT HIS SKIN. It’s all olivey toned! and those eyes that look so deep and sad. Lets face it. This dude would fuck the shit out of you! I’m just worried that he might be too nice (Is there such a thing? YES!) and end up falling in love with you. If you meet this dude in person, let him prove me wrong. But you can still let him fuck the shit of you. What’s that phrase? ‘Fuck till you bleed’? Anywayzies, it’s the least he can do.

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