In the spirit of Lindsay Lohan and her demise; here’s our featured dude of the day: this is Tyler Shields . you my have read about him and his antics on perez hilton recently with Lindsay and various other celebs, actors, and beautiful people. well, here’s a peek into a section of Tyler’s soul, or AT LEAST the door to his soul, or AT LEAST a snapshot of the mans inner workings on the particular day our paths crossed. i love you, enjoy!
You can be SURE someone has herpes if:
1. they live in Los Angeles. (this only pertains to half of LA).
2. they live in New York. (this pertains to 100% of NYC).
3. they are married or in an inexplicably long term relationship.
4. they’re in a band.
5. they are a celebrity.
6. they won’t kiss you OR sleep with you right away - even though you’re both adults.
7. they won’t share amazing ice cream with you, & give a WAY lame excuse like ‘lactose intolerance’ or ‘dieting’.
8. they are taking the vitamin supplement: lysine.
9. you catch them buying ‘preventative valtrex’. yeah right dude bro. tell it to the judge!
10. they use condoms.
HAVE FUN! xo, me
