m cafe = dude mecca!

of course i met two lovely guys at m cafe! it’s a place where ONLY good things happen!

meet Sebastian! he’d seen my b l o g on street carnage, we started chatting, and he TOTALLY agreed to let me steal a bit of his soul for my site! yay! ever seen the movie dazed and confused? i have! it’s fucking epic! all the dudes have longish hair and neato features- at least the sexiest ones do!

dating Sebastian/making out with him day after day, would remind ANY LUCKY LADY why that movie is soooo good!

listen to ‘sebash’, ‘seb’, ‘s dog’ talk to me about dating, love, turn ons and turn offs- while the daily hustle & bustle of my beloved m cafe moves at a frenetic pace in the background.

the other dude, in video #2, was in a mad rush to leave. he is not American- he is Australian (from Melbourne, specifically, if you MUST know!), super tall, and tattooed! watch me interrogate him before he dashes off to catch a plane BACK to his homeland!

you’re welcome in advance for the David Kramer (of family books) cameo!

wow, today’s post is like a cluster-fuck of cute babes! I’m pretty sure there’s even a cute boy in the background of video #2, just sitting a table, straight up chillaxin! enjoy!

i love you! xo

m cafe mania: sebastian! from alexi wasser on Vimeo.

m cafe mania: the Australian dude! from alexi wasser on Vimeo.

party in an alley:

i heard about some party in santa monica. when i got there, i realized i was standing in the middle of an alley, but then i spotted wylie! wylie’s in a hip happenin’ band called DAWES! wylie is gorgeous. somebody needs to call juergen teller STAT and get this guy in a marc jacobs ad! one day, i’ll get taylor from dawes on here too. until then, click their band link (‘love is all i am’ is TOTALLY about me) and watch the video i made! xo

boycrazy video- party in an alley: from alexi wasser on Vimeo.

my new friend rickey kim:



MEET RICKEY KIM: he’s the managing editor of the LA 944 magazine, a go getter, non stop do’er, blogger, hustler, collaborator and innovative thinker. somehow, someway- we met over the interweb and three days later we met up at m cafe to blog about eachother. 


he’s a fan of my site and i’m just a fan of his whole deal! 

great style AND he likes my blog??? ’nuff said! I’M SOLD! this dude is CLEARLY a winner!!!!

check out all things rickey kim: his blog- mr.kim says , his online academic journal- evil monito and the magazine he runs 944.

if you’d rather not, do me a favor and punch yourself in the face. i’m not fucking around here! and NEITHER IS MR. KIM!!!

here’s the interview with the man, the myth, the legend……RICKEY KIM! 

nice to meet you mister! xoxo 
ps: click HERE to contact rickey directly. ask him out, tell him how cute he is, or just request his friendship you coward!

boycrazy video- my new friend rickey kim: from alexi wasser on Vimeo.

what dudes hate AND love about girls:

Like a cherub sent from heaven, in the nick of time, to provide me with a blog post for today……….THERE WAS ED! after a long day doing a photo shoot for my facebook default pic, i met up with Brooke at m cafe (because it’s the place to be, we’re not savages and we have good taste) for an hours long girly chat about everything and nothing. it was great, no joke, the gossip was amazing! but, always in the back of my mind was the nagging fact that I HAD NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT TO POST TODAY! but god works in mysterious ways (why am i making so many god references in this entry? I’m not religious! oh well, who cares?)….and in walked a leather clad, haphazardly put together (in an ‘on purpose’ kind of way), shaggy haired guy I’d never laid eyes on: ED!


It gets BETTER: he WASN’T American! yes, i admit it! just like everyone else American, i too am fooled by an English accent! he instantly became more interesting, worthwhile, attractive and intelligent because of it. was i born this stupid or did i acquire these illogical ideas over the years? don’t answer that. and I’m not sure if it was because i’m white, a girl, not super ugly, OR because we have the same taste in restaurants- but Ed was SUPER forthcoming with his answer! i really appreciate it when a complete stranger answers my annoying questions in the most honest way they can…..so thank you Ed.  maybe we’ll all learn something or at least feel less alone. good morning.

Ed: from alexi wasser on Vimeo.

shopping didn’t make it better:

I’m a little glum. Lately I’ve been keeping away from even looking in forever 21. And today, when I decide to venture in….the inventory is seriously disappointing. I used to love going inside, getting lost for hours, running into stylish girlfriends of mine and making the covert hand to the lips gesture signifying “you never saw me here.” But not today my sisters, not today. And what’s worse is that it looked as though the men’s selection was way hipper! What the fuck is that shiz all about? Oh well, at least we’ll have cuter clothes to borrow from the boys we’re making out with. (even though TECHNICALLY the dudes we sleep with should not even know what forever 21 is, and should only sport apc, American apparel, and MAYBE a touch of opening ceremony. but i said ‘making out with’, not ‘fucking’! so that leaves the spectrum wide open!) oh xx1! although it wasn’t your day….I haven’t given up on you yet! Or even you, heritage 1981! I’ll be back, I just hope you are too! WHOOPSIES UPDATE: I blogged too soon! I ended up finding an awesome pine green and black plaid flannel and a super cute spaghetti strapped billowy tank top. keep spending money at xxi! it’s all good!

Hope your Christmas was awesome! did you watch ‘a Christmas story’ or ‘home alone 2: lost in new york’? that’s good. hope you didn’t eat too much, you’ll only regret it. i feel like I’m always telling you that. but you can handle it! i know you can! you sexy Christmas goddess you! well, in case you missed the hills last Monday…..allow me to show you what you missed. i know I’m supposed to be a hills hater, and my target audience would feel the same way, but if the hills is your guilty pleasure, like it is mine, this is the most epic hills yet! emotions will really start to flow and tension will escalate when Lauren and Heidi are at the same event. keep in mind, they used to be BEST friends, and now they never talk! all because of Spencer. i was in tears. check it out! xo H.A.G.S.

m cafe and what it means to me:

Eating food is not a crime! it just puts you at a serious disadvantage! so, if you must eat, i suggest m cafe! it’s awesome! it’s vegan, it’s macrobiotic. only sexy people eat there, and it’s my home away from home! need i say more? hang out with David. not only does he work there, but he’s also my gay Latino boyfriend. he’ll teach you how to speak like a gay man! for example: ‘WORK. IT. OUT!’ that’s a phrase i learned how to say and pronounce from David himself. young, heterosexual, white, women speaking like gay men is ADORABLE! trust me, i know. people only smile when i act like David in public. with me, or at me…i DON’T GIVE A FUCK! i make bitches laugh! are you listening?! try phrases like: ‘excuuuuse me!’ or ‘thank youuuuuuuu!’ elongate any sounds you can! add ‘bitch’ to the end of a sentence and then pretend to throw your non existant long hair over your shoulder, like Cher! another habit to get into: when people say something to you, a simple statement such as “i read your zine.” or “i saw you on tv.” reply with a snazzy “you’re welcome.” it’s an ironic way of being the asshole you wanna be, but are pretending not to be. and you know what? it feels great! there’s an entire speech in art school confidential about how people long for the opportunity to be the asshole they’re hiding on the inside! rent it. back to my rant: meet me at m. I’ll give you a demo and life coaching at the community table! I’m good at it, i swear. now if i could only follow my own advice. we’ll share a vegan dessert! those are the only desserts allowed on the program! and even though sharing TOTALLY sucks (I’m an only child-i hate sharing more than ANYONE) just do it! it will make you less fat! did i mention i love you, cuz i do beyaaatch! ‘girfriennnnnd’, ‘heeeeey girl, heyyyyyyyyyy!’ (all phrases i learned from David). In person, i can show you hand gestures and the Cher/mimed hair flips! later dude! xoxo



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