IMBOYCRAZY.COM » marilyn monroe http://www.imboycrazy.com A pep talk in the form of a slap in the face in the form of a blog. Wed, 08 Feb 2012 21:19:38 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 if you’re fat you shouldn’t read this, but maybe you should: http://www.imboycrazy.com/2009/04/if-youre-fat-you-shouldnt-read-this-but-maybe-you-should/ http://www.imboycrazy.com/2009/04/if-youre-fat-you-shouldnt-read-this-but-maybe-you-should/#comments Fri, 17 Apr 2009 07:00:00 +0000 boycrazy http://s64881.gridserver.com/2009/04/if-youre-fat-you-shouldnt-read-this-but-maybe-you-should.html ]]> once upon a time, Elizabeth Hurley was condemned for saying (in an interview)something along the lines of “if I was as fat as Marilyn Monroe, I would have killed myself too.” Now, that WASN’T the BEST way to represent herself in a quote. i even though she was a jerk for that, but still watched the Austen Powers movies cuz i love the sixties, and they’re too good! personally, I think Marilyn Monroe is/was gorgeous and the standards in HER day were different than they are today.although, I’m sure she was just as frantic about her weight as the girlies are today. 

but today, as i was trying to walk down the stairs to take the subway, I was fixated on the fat ass of a woman in front of me, blocking my path. Her and a dude were moving at maximum slowness, pushing their baby in a carriage. He had his arm around her (not tiny) waist and she leaned into him as though she felt sexy and maybe even, dare i say, comfortable in her skin!

I put myself in her situation, remembered the Hurley quote and thought- ‘you know what? I probably WOULD contemplate suicide if I was as big as THAT woman!(she was DOUBLE the size of Marilyn, fyi- which makes me way less cruel than liz hurley) And I’m sure as hell i wouldn’t have been able to feel sexy- alone OR in front of a dude who loved me. I wouldn’t even be able to FAKE being comfortable in my skin. I wouldn’t be able to trust his love for me!’ how sick is that? but it’s true. oh my god, years later and now i’m taking liz hurley’s side? or at least, giving her point of view a chance. 

Would I get the lap band? Probably. but would I ever even LET myself get to that level of fatness? Probably not. Now, I KNOW fatness CAN be hereditary, but no one in my family is fat. so the blame would be all my own. there’s no pointing fingers if I get to be the mayor of fatsville usa. I’m not ‘on the verge of death’ waify or anything-MAN, I WISH!- but if i got to THAT point of fatdom with the family genes that I have- it would be all my fault! 

I would either have to kill myself, get lypo, the lap band, go to jenny craig/weight watchers, and get a mother fucking trainer/nutrition guru. I ALREADY don’t eat bread, rice, pasta, donuts, soda, cake or candy. Every once in a while I’ll have a vegan dessert or a blow pop at a rave. 

so, when I see a fatty at cbtl getting a mocha frap with extra whip (and one for their overweight kid too) I think: you unhealthy monster(s)! you’re doing this to yourself. xo
]]> http://www.imboycrazy.com/2009/04/if-youre-fat-you-shouldnt-read-this-but-maybe-you-should/feed/ 74 love of your life, boy of your dreams: http://www.imboycrazy.com/2008/12/love-of-your-life-boy-of-your-dreams/ http://www.imboycrazy.com/2008/12/love-of-your-life-boy-of-your-dreams/#comments Wed, 31 Dec 2008 07:00:00 +0000 boycrazy http://s64881.gridserver.com/2008/12/love-of-your-life-boy-of-your-dreams.html ]]> If you want to fall in love, and you’ve had bad luck in the past, or you’re just unclear/not sure about what you want in someone……Make a wish list! it helps you be clear, daydream, and specify what actually matters to you! here’s mine- so you don’t think I’m just trying to make you do something lame:


he’s a facilitator of dreams
he makes me laugh sooo much
he listens to me and doesn’t wish I’d shut the fuck up
he actually likes to listen to me and hear what i have been storing up in my mind
he likes me
i like him
he is my friend
he’s the most gorgeous sexy man I’ve ever seen
he loves me
i love him
he’s extremely smart
he’s charming
he’s great in social situations
nonsmoker
he drinks every once in a while-only socially
he’s very successful and loves the work that he does
he’s funny
he’s witty
he’s quick witted
i respect him
he respects me
he’s the best sex I’ve ever had in my life
I’m the best sex he’s ever had in his life
he’s very stylish
he’s great dresser
i make him laugh
he doesn’t make me angry
we make each others lives BETTER
i am his best friend
he is my best friend
we have the best sex in the world
we don’t fight
we laugh all the time
he loves me
i love him
i have no desire to cheat
he has no desire to cheat
we look great together
we are a handsome couple
i love how i see myself through his eyes
i am the most beautiful girl he’s ever seen
he is my age or a little bit older
he totally gets my sense of humor
i totally get his sense of humor
he surprises me with presents: like Chanel bags (black jumbo classic lambskin bag with gold hardware-if not black, rosebud, but always lambskin NOT cambon and always gold hardware), flowers (white roses, tulips, red roses)
he has the money to pay for these things and not go bankrupt
he’s cool
he’s not a poser
he’s confident
he knows who he is
he inspires me
i inspire him
we are in love!

*YES, i know i rambled and repeated myself, and said very BIG grandiose things! but who cares! love is crazy and exciting and amazing! and I’d rather dream big, rather than small! xoxo


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