IMBOYCRAZY.COM » mtv http://www.imboycrazy.com A pep talk in the form of a slap in the face in the form of a blog. Fri, 03 Feb 2012 11:24:19 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 IMBOYCRAZY at the MTV MOVIE AWARDS! http://www.imboycrazy.com/2010/06/imboycrazy-at-the-mtv-movie-awards/ http://www.imboycrazy.com/2010/06/imboycrazy-at-the-mtv-movie-awards/#comments Sat, 05 Jun 2010 17:50:32 +0000 boycrazy http://imboycrazy.com/?p=4572 ]]>

2010 MTV MOVIE AWARDS EXCLUSIVE! from alexi wasser on Vimeo.

WOOT WOOT! TOMORROW (SUNDAY JUNE 6, 2010) I’LL BE JOINING FORCES WITH BUZZNET.COM - INTERVIEWING CELEBS ON THE RED CARPET (I ACTUALLY HEARD IT’S GONNA BE GOLDEN) AT THE 2010 MTV MOVIE AWARDS! CAN YOU HANDLE IT? I HOPE YOU CAN!

TWEET YOUR CELEB QUESTIONS TO @BUZZNET &/OR @IMBOYCRAZY AND I PROMISE TO ASK EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM! BAM!

AND, BY ALL MEANS, FOLLOW THE LIVE MTV MOVIE AWARD TWEETS ON THE BIG DAY DAY @BUZZNET !

MORE TO COME! SO STAY TUNED…..

I LOVE YOU!

TTYL ……….

]]> http://www.imboycrazy.com/2010/06/imboycrazy-at-the-mtv-movie-awards/feed/ 11 the boy who ACTUALLY likes crime scene sex: http://www.imboycrazy.com/2009/04/the-boy-who-actually-likes-crime-scene-sex/ http://www.imboycrazy.com/2009/04/the-boy-who-actually-likes-crime-scene-sex/#comments Tue, 07 Apr 2009 07:00:00 +0000 boycrazy http://s64881.gridserver.com/2009/04/the-boy-who-actually-likes-crime-scene-sex.html ]]>

oh my fucking god! the hills was OFF the the motherfucking chain last night! that shizzzz was fucking AWESOME! 

*spoiler alert, spoiler alert: the bar fight, the new characters, a more likable lo, audrina’s make-up is less severe, lo and audrina friendly with one another, Brody and Spencer face to face! what the fuck???

as usual i sang the theme song aloud, alone to myself with feeling, emphasis and pride. like a true champion who should know better but has an intense loyalty to her show! 

speaking of LOYALTY: for the first time, i understood what spencer meant when he challenged Stephani’s family loyalty! i’ve never been on his side before, but what kind of sister shows a third party text to her brother’s fiance! even though, Spencer WAS flirting! (i mean who are we kidding?) but it’s not like he has a website called imGIRLcrazy or anything geeze!

AND: did everyone see my friend CHARLIE on the hills last night?! if you missed it, you’re a SICK masochist!

i think i can hear my gay dude neighbors talking about Heidi, Spencer and the bartender! i almost wanna run over right now in no bra and just my flimsy nightgown, knock on their door and scream “my FRIEND is on the hills! the hills!” but i can’t, because a small small part of me has logical restraint.

NOW, onto my next topic:  this is Freddy. the other day i went facebook crazy. i requested everyone & anyone who looked familiar, goodlooking, young, had a cool name and/or bangin’ default pic! freddy was one of these people. he wrote to me; told me we’d met 7 years prior and had seen eachother around town ever since, but really never spoke. i was at the 101 cafe one night and facebooked him back saying “if you’re near the 101, swing by and i’ll interview you.” 

NOT ONLY DID HE SHOW UP….. BUT HE RODE THERE ON HIS BIKE!! Freddy is a sweetheart. a lovely man. but one thing stuck out in his interview! something that made that bike ride and my decision to facebook him TOTALLY worth it! enjoy! xoxo

boycrazy video- the boy who actually LIKES crime scene sex! from alexi wasser on Vimeo.

]]> http://www.imboycrazy.com/2009/04/the-boy-who-actually-likes-crime-scene-sex/feed/ 3 GIDEON YAGO: http://www.imboycrazy.com/2009/03/gideon-yago/ http://www.imboycrazy.com/2009/03/gideon-yago/#comments Tue, 10 Mar 2009 07:00:00 +0000 boycrazy http://s64881.gridserver.com/2009/03/gideon-yago.html ]]> This is GIDEON YAGO! A male anomaly. He’s you AND your parents wet dream! Bring this guy home for thanksgiving and you better not screw it up- or else your family will drop YOU and adopt HIM! He’s THAT good! Not only is he smart, driven, successful, talented AND funny-but he’s good looking and dresses well! Is he a robot? No, he’s Gideon Yago!!! Star quarterback in the game of life! If you don’t fall in love with him, you’re MILF mom will! Booya!

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Sometimes you just have to storm into a dudes house, beg him and his actor friend to take their shirts off, and ask them questions till they give you a goddamn answer. so that’s what i did. i was bored and lonely. I’d just had a full and productive day getting my hair cut & colored, and my nails done. i didn’t even have to wake up early the next day, so i could totally stay up late! but do what, where, and with who? i had no one to annoy! i needed brains to play with! dolls made out of people!

Meanwhile, jack and pj were cozy at home (not in a gay way) living their lives, playing video games, texting, watching the boob tube, one up’ing each other with witty quips and fast paced banter… UNTIL I ARRIVED, TO FUCK THEIR SHIT UP! so tonight, this is what i learned via pillow talk. we didn’t have sex, but i made sure there was a pillow near by each of the boys -at all times- to make them feel safe and have something to squeeze in case my questions got too scary. let’s learn about the inner workings of two successful, cool, heterosexual, hip, young, go-getting dudes!


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32. make oranges your new best friend. they smell good and taste just as good as they smell. like supermodels! yes, i know i shouldn’t advocate eating, but sometimes you have to! and these take a while to peel! so, in the time you could have eaten two snickers bars, you’re still in the midst of enjoying your new bff…the orange! pow!

33. don’t eat carbs.

34. everything has carbs.

35. if you hate his sheets, and you happen to have your period, just bleed on them. this may sound embarrassing, but it’s a small price to pay for getting what you want.

36. you are a woman. you are always in control.

37. try not to spend EVERY night at his house! i know you’re all excited and happy, but don’t forget you have your own life to maintain! plus, this will make him respect and desire you even more! no joke!


38. don’t eat as much as the boy you’re dating. you will only gain weight! guys are a mysterious being that can eat whatever they like and never gain weight. at least the boys we are attracted to. you’re not trying to date the bitter clerk at the dmv who has a gut and dreams about raping you.

39. I’m really sorry if your dad/uncle has a gut,works as a clerk at the dmv, or dreams of/or is currently raping you. seriously, i had no idea. I’m not looking to offend anyone here.

40. you’re not allowed to buy art at ikea! it is not a quick fix. ikea doesn’t sell art anyway! they sell mass produced posters. be careful. (this coming from the girl who shops at forever 21 and target. shut your mouth!) xoxo

]]> http://www.imboycrazy.com/2008/12/the-blind-leading-the-blind-part-4/feed/ 6 mommy: http://www.imboycrazy.com/2008/12/mommy/ http://www.imboycrazy.com/2008/12/mommy/#comments Sun, 21 Dec 2008 07:00:00 +0000 boycrazy http://s64881.gridserver.com/2008/12/mommy.html ]]> no! it’s Sunday! you shouldn’t even be on the Internet, let alone reading blogs! I’m flattered, but you shouldn’t have. i understand that there’s a lot of down time, and it’s the perfect opportunity to read my blog-but I’m out humiliating myself now and collecting stories to tell you. if you’re not all caught up with my previous posts, now would be a good time to do so! the following 5 days ahead have a lot in store for us. fun stories. cute boys. me looking like a retarded asshole! i can’t wait! but, like i said, TODAY IS SUNDAY! the day of lazy craziness. you should be having sex with some dude you picked up last night at Teddy’s OR getting ready to go to sway! so, put on a facial mask why don’t you?! expensive or cheap….i don’t give a fuck! just do it. have you tried the insanely affordable yet highly effective queen Helene mint julep masque? it’s to die for! see you tomorrow! until then, here are some you tubes of the woman who made me…….(the 2 guys are my uncles. my mom’s the one with the boobs.) xo

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Today I’m on my way home from new york. i was here shooting a movie. it was great, and now it gets even better…i get to fly VIRGIN AMERICA!!!! yayzers! i truly feel that anything Richard Branson touches is golden! i love you!












Here’s me, trying to keep busy during the downtime. it’s like audrina on the hills once said- sometimes you have to be your own best friend. or maybe that was whitney or lauren or heidi. never mind! fuck i love that show! anyways: People are dying,children are starving, and I can’t find the perfect outfit! My god, does it ever get easy??? I am a monster.


I went to the elizabeth peyton show at the new art museum. she’s my favorite painter. i think she’s boycrazy too.



On a side note, can I send my American apparel tote bag to the dry cleaners? I’m at a crossroads cuz I REALLY don’t want it to shrink in the wash, but its sooo dirty and needs to be cleaned. I wonder if everyone can tell how filthy my tote bag is, or if its just me? just another thing weighing me down and is quite honestly, borderline shameful. I let you know what happens.
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