the blind leading the blind part 29:
1. you don’t need jdate, match, or nerve.com if you’re on facebook. trust me!
2. making out with your ex is totally OK! It’s like a super special activity that exists in an alternate universe, where time and space don’t matter; a blip into the ether that only pertains to the two people involved.
3. if no one else is buying you flowers, buy yourself flowers.
4. just because someone leaves the room, doesn’t mean you have to talk shit about them. But if you MUST, waiting until they leave + 10 seconds is the way to go.
5. sometimes I grip my steering wheel too tight and I get callouses. Try not to do this too.
6. crushes can consume you, and take a lot of energy. Make sure the person you have a crush on is worth the brain power!
7. if a dudes face smells like a girls privates when you kiss him- trust your instincts girlies: the dude’s a cheating, man-whore, skag annihilator!
8. if he doesn’t call you, he doesn’t want to talk to you.
9. if he has a tattoo on his face, you can kiss him, but you can’t marry him.
10. pay attention to the red flags. They are always there and available for spotting immediately. Do yourself a favor and recognize them. HINDSIGHT doesn’t ALWAYS have to be 20/20. foresight can be 20/20 too, if you’re present and logical.
