happy birthday to me:
hey alexi!
it’s god! i know you’re like TOTALLY not religious or whatevs, but (in celebration of the day you were born) i just thought I’d drop you a line and say happy birthday! i heard you wanted some stuff! let me double check; is this your most up to date wish-list?
1. fluffy white bath robe and towels that make you feel all diva fancy, like Bette midler/Cher/and Madonna combined.
2. a brand new car that would make people forget you were ever capable of owning a scion. yes, i know: NOT the box shaped on, the WASHING MACHINE shaped one!
3. a personal trainer five days a week!
4. a deep tissue massage. but not the scary kind where a mini, mean lady actually WALKS on your back! too scary!
5. a manicure and pedicure.
6. a day at the Olympic spa – steaming and reading.
7. dinner at mozza, nobu Malibu, sushi Ike, cliffs edge, pace, park sushi, matsuhisa, il sole, madeo’s, chateau, pacific dining car. (NOT all on the same night!)
8. lunch at m cafe, m cafe, and m cafe.
9. lattes and coffee ALL THE TIME.
10. a yoga class and hike with Nate.
11. hanging out with Nate at family.
12. a facial (not THAT kind) at raya skincare: with the works! deep cleaning facial with extractions + microdermabrasion + oxygen facial.
13. a deep peel or laser treatment at dermo.
14. an unlimited shopping spree at opening ceremony, confederacy, barneys, Fred segal, Chanel, American rag, and apc.
15. a romantic date with a gorgeous guy during which you laugh, are happy, super attracted to each other, have amazing conversation, and fantastic sexxx!
16. all your good dreams coming true!
17. a years supply from an organic fresh food meal delivery service! hollah! livin’ like a baller!
18. brand new blackberry with video AND photo capability.
19. a classic tailored burberry trench-coat.
20. more banner ads on your site from companies you love and respect.
21. a trip to NYC to visit friends and bacaro!
22. a weekend ski trip.
23. a weekend trip to Santa Barbara/big sur/Vegas/Berlin/Venice/Rome.
24. a trip to we care spa.
25. world peace.
wow, what a list you greedy bitch! (except for the world peace part).
well, at least i know that if you don’t get any of it, you’re happy with your life/you love your friends/and you enjoy writing this stupid blog…even if nobody reads it/cares/or even likes you! but I’ll send what i can to:
alexi wasser
po box 480876
la ca 90048
lots of love,
GOD: the original boy to be crazy about!
