So, HOPEFULLY, you saw part one YESTERDAY! well, here’s part 2 assholes! I actually PREFER part 2. It gets a bit looser. we talk about boobs, dungeons and dragons, being an ass master, and we finally get to talking about MY boobs, and the anal sexxx!
So it FINALLY happened! I wrangled mark ‘the cobrasnake’ hunter to do an interview with me! He’s constantly on the go, a citizen of the world, and I finally caught him in one spot! I mean, the dude’s been near Karl Lagerfeld! That’s gotta mean SOMETHING to SOMEONE! HE doesn’t read my blog, but I think his MOM does….which is even BETTER!
Not only is he topless, but he’s laying in a hammock! a hammock! he never even got up! not once. he’s a pro. I love men with hairy chests, and mark totally qualifies. But more than his hairy-ness, I LOVE that he’s such a go-getter, dresses like Richard Simmons and doesn’t give a fuck! he’s like a cute little cuddly bear you could make out with for days and eat a bowl of cereal with! Plus I hear he’s awesome in the sack! The dude even loves his family, and sees them all the time! Yeah: the best of BOTH worlds! You’re welcome!
Watch us talk about MY boobs, anal sex, and dating! Does it get any better?! Maybe! but this shit is pretty great too! Enjoy. I love you.
this is Alex Olson! Alex is a professional skateboarder. but this isn’t about that. this is about a different side of Alex. the interview is in two parts! part one is us easing into it, and part 2 is more up close and personal- with me behind the camera basically bullying Alex for answers to all my annoying questions.
the dude is totally likable, lovable, and made me tea with cream and sugar when i came over to his house! he wasn’t scary and mean like a lot of boys CAN be when girls jock them. yeah, i said ‘jock’. and I’m not gonna take it back. did i mention that all of his female friends, neighbors, and random girl passers by want to bang the shit out of him? well, i should have, cuz they do! my mom thinks we look like we could be related! and that is nothing to be bummed about! have you seen the dude’s bone structure?! well, you’re about to! he could cut glass with those cheek bones!
throughout the interview, i keep asking to see his stomach. can you blame me? with cheekbones like that, imagine what his abs must look like! whoopsies, sorry. i think i just threw up in my mouth. too many compliments! i gotta stop! i got excited! Alex is a gem, that’s all. but seriously, the dude could be a movie-star! sponsored byvans, and sent DIRECTLY from heaven…… i bring you ALEX OLSON! xo
PS: i can only IMAGINE how much fun his skate friends are gonna make of him when they see this… but don’t worry, i’m coming afterthem too!
not only is ikea a lifesaver, it’s a life enhancing people connector/amazing pick up spot! except for all the happy couples looking for furniture to start their new lives together. single people go there too, to look for ideas on how to save space in their one bedrooms! but please, if you can help it: do not date guys who live in anything smaller than a one bedroom. and no roommates either! case closed. whether you know it or not, I’m making your life BETTER!
here’s a totally cute, stylish man/boy i met the other day while returning something i bought for my new apartment! god i love corporate companies, they makes returns so much easier. have you met Luca? xo
PS: I HAVE BRAND NEW TWITTER, FACEBOOK, FLICKR, AND MYSPACE ACCOUNTS. IF YOU’D LIKE TO FRIEND ME, JUST CLICK ON THE LINKS HERE OR ON THE UPPER RIGHT HAND SIDE OF THIS PAGE. YOU WON’T REGRET IT! LET’S BE FRIENDS EVERYWHERE WE CAN! IT ONLY MAKES US STRONGER. I LOVE YOU!
a few weeks ago i hosted/mc’d an event at space 1520 called ‘blogger shop day’. i didn’t really do much. i sold some tote bags and t shirts i silk screened, shopped, announced the band that played in the courtyard (warpaint), plugged all the bloggers who came and set up stalls and were selling stuff, etc.
the most EXCITING part was that i got to speak into a MICROPHONE and have my voice amplified for people to hear and then, just as quickly, try to ignore. i thought i was a hit, but may have been the only one laughing at my amplified jokes. i’ll never know though, cuz my own laughter was way too loud and would have drowned out anyone else’s, microphone or no microphone. but more importantly, i met a bunch of cute boys!
everyone i talked to was in a lovely mood. the music was deafening, but i trudged on with my interviews… because when you spot a babe in a courtyard, much like the olden days when we were cave people and had to be quick witted, and move fast and stealth like styles to hunt our prey… so must a boycrazy monster like myself. xo
something about chad makes me act all awkward and goofy whenever I’m around him. i don’t know why. maybe it’s because i look like a bizarro character from a Tim Burton movie OR a vampire in black tights, with a leggo haircut, who would burn the minute sand, saltwater, or the sun touched her. while HE looks like he could be the star of some 1950′s/60′s TV show/movie , alongside Gidget, Elvis, or Fabian. he’d play the sexy lifeguard who all the beach girlies swoon over OR the funny side kick who’s always up to no good and hitting on the girls at the beach hut cafe or something. two characters from two different movies colliding! how exciting!
maybe it’s his beautiful blue eyes and his mom tattoo. whatever it is, i like him! and one day soon I’ll be able to act like a normal person around him. but he’s so blond (is he even blond? he might not be. in the video he doesn’t look blond does he?i swear he USED to be blond! I’m just gonna go with it.) and i’m so brunette now! he’s always smiling and seems to be in a good mood! how is this possible? if he were dumb i would understand, but he’s SUPER smart AND funny! feel free to visit him, hug him, or flirt with him at mollusk whenevs! or request the dude’s facebook friendship! i DARE you! xo