1. when in a relationship, remember: there’s probably somebody WAY better out there for you who you’ll never meet because you’re stuck with THAT loser.
2. dear fat, disgusting family with morbidly obese eight year olds in tow, who are all standing in my way at yogurtland, sampling all the flavors, licking their fingers and then touching the spigots with their grimy fingers and sample cups… GET OUTTA HERE!
3. people fall into two categories: people who use the word ‘delicious’ to describe anything other than food and people who use the word ‘delicious ‘ when it’s appropriate, never!
4. turns out, Isla Fisher and Amy Adams AREN’T the same person.
5. boobytrap spelled backwards is ‘partyboob’.
6. being a recluse/shut in is way less impressive or extreme nowadays. after all, there’s no real reason to leave your house anymore anyways, what with online shopping, delivery, and everything you need being at the tips of your fingers: movies, socializing, food, clothing, etc. sorry asshole, it’s time to come up with a NEW extreme character trait that gives you an identity!
7. turns out, Amanda Peet and Jennifer Garner AREN’T the same person.
8. please, no more insta accounts for your dog! it’s embarrassing and not ok! you barely need one for yourself, let alone your dog!
9. people fall into two categories: people who refer to themselves and others as ‘foodies’ and people who aren’t gross dorks.
10. not being on facebook, twitter, and/or insta is the NEW recluse.
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PPPS: Gawd i LOVE Jennifer Lawrence! she’s SUCH a LIKEABLE BADASS! xoxo